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Old 10-23-2009, 08:06 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Yeah, even ask Toasty Roach.

Girls love the teddy bear guy because they know he's not going to try and snuggle back.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 10-23-2009, 01:55 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Adorable... LOL



nobody wants to fuck the adorable guy. they wanna fuck the asshole.

you lose, sucker.
jonah hill probably gets more pussy than me and you combined. and i get TOOONNNNNS of pussy.
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 10-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I'm that guy who you chill with at 5 AM at a festival cause all your friends passed out before you.
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:52 PM   #85 (permalink)
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you know your friend that always takes a dump at the bar?
im that guy.
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:53 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I'm the guy who ends up outdrinking everyone
ill drink you under the table

ive spilt more then youve drank
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:51 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I'm the guy people call when they want to know where the parties are at(which I never know) or where to get drugs.
And then I don't hear from them again until they need a new connect.
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:14 PM   #88 (permalink)
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right! haven't gotten in a drunk fight though.
Surprise - I have
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:08 PM   #89 (permalink)
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i am That guy who died of a heroin overdose, died of some super rare disease, is brain dead, in a coma, crippled, in jail, made abstract art on some wall with a shotgun blast to the head, making millions from disability etc etc.

The truth is so much less interesting though.
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:19 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Im the guy whose stoned down at the union!!!

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the guy i dont wanna fuck with is usually a dbag that no one likes, and no ones sure why theyre hanging out with people if they suck at being one so much.

I have a friend that drinks the little individual cups of creamer at diners. He's that guy.

I'm also the guy that has no system in his car, but still plays it loud.
lol i know the crowd

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ah yes, the wildcard. good guy to be
i think im playing favorites lol

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I'm that guy who doesn't have to go to jail again.

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i'm that guy who has a 2:1 ratio of unfunny generic comments/awesometastic lulz seizure inducing ones

also i'm that guy that doesn't like to have bills, and will avoid them at all costs. case in point: i stay with a prepaid phone.
avaturd fits it

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Im surprised I havent gotten my ass kicked, when Im drunk I tend to talk a lot of shit, maybe its because I got a huge grin on my face when I say it, nobody takes me seriously rofl Im fearless though, I know I can fuck kids up given the chance.
we should chill

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I'm "That Guy" who gets pissed off at inanimate objects. I bump into something, and it hurts, and I want to throw it through a window while yelling, "See!! See Motherfucker!! That's what happens when you get in the way of my elbow, you fucking FUCK!!"



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You done boy?
maybe the jive just flows through to forum in such a literal since, so he does reign such a heavy belt

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I'm that guy who doesn't ask you your name or where you are from but will sit and talk with you for a few hours.
haha im the guy who would mindlessly talk with you

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Adorable... LOL

nobody wants to fuck the adorable guy. they wanna fuck the asshole.

you lose, sucker.
cooollld bloooodddedd


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jonah hill probably gets more pussy than me and you combined. and i get TOOONNNNNS of pussy.
i think hes refering to how he didnt get laid in super bad? or really any other movie haha


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i am That guy who died of a heroin overdose, died of some super rare disease, is brain dead, in a coma, crippled, in jail, made abstract art on some wall with a shotgun blast to the head, making millions from disability etc etc.

The truth is so much less interesting though.
had me going...




good... bad... i'm the guy with the gun.
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:32 PM   #91 (permalink)
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^the world that i gotta pay bills in is the real one.

The moment I get a bill in my dreams, it's over. Im divorcing my brain.
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Old 10-23-2009, 08:06 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I'm the guy who ends up outdrinking everyone
usually the guy who says that at the beginning ends up passing out first and waking up with dicks and swastikas drawn all over him with black permanent marker.

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Old 10-23-2009, 08:31 PM   #93 (permalink)
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im that guy that looks like that guy that everybody knows
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:24 PM   #94 (permalink)
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that big lebowski shirt jonah hill is wearing is pretty damn cool, i want one!
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #95 (permalink)
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im that guy that looks like that guy that everybody knows
People always tell me I don't look like anyone, or the occasional person swears that I am someone else.

I almost got in a fight at a party cause I wasn't some dude. It wasnt even a beef mixed with mistaken identiy, dude thought i was his friends friend... and I wasnt.. but he wouldnt let it go and eventually I had to yell at him. Dude was following me around and shit, he was either a serious homo or a cop.... or just an idiot.
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Old 10-24-2009, 03:47 AM   #96 (permalink)
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im not that guy, people know me
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Old 10-24-2009, 04:29 AM   #97 (permalink)
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jonah hill probably gets more pussy than me and you combined. and i get TOOONNNNNS of pussy.
a.) I'm doubtful about jonah hill getting pussy at all
b.) I'm even more doubtful that you've seen pussy since shooting out of your mothers vagina 21 years ago or whatever gay age you are you son of a jew
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Old 10-24-2009, 09:29 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Apparently I was that really drunk guy lastnight lol my head hurts I agree, Jonah Hill does not get pussy.

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Old 10-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Well either you have to come to Montana or I have to go to BC because I will NOT LET THIS STAND FRIEND
i partied with a couple from montana that came here on a honeymoon once they were cool
and bc`s got better dope so drag your ass up here and pick up a couple fortys of stolies or iceberg and lets ago
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Old 10-24-2009, 10:41 AM   #100 (permalink)
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