Jeff Dunham

Waves · 10-26-2009, 05:57 PM

What a piece of shit. Horrible horrible mediocre soul killing piece of shit.

Right?

Why is it always the fucking shitbags that get the most popularity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

look at how many times people have watched this shit-tacular idiot be racist and unfunny donning the clever guise of mediocre comedy. Then go look at the number of times people have watched, say a real comedian, and cry.

What a piece of shit.

I'll bet its the same fuckheads that pay Larry the Cable Guy millions of dollars to be a stupid redneck on stage that are watching this demonspawn.

Or is it the same fuckheads that are backing Dane Cooks evil campaign of mind numbing atheist hating anti-intellectual bullcrap "comedy?"

Someone please assassinate Jeff Dunham. And Larry, and Dane.

Then the balance of power in the universe will be restored.

Thank you for reading my post filled with hate and rage

Waves · 10-26-2009, 06:07 PM

you cant blame lambchop, lambchop was stuck in a vicious cycle of a song that could never end.

notepad · 10-26-2009, 06:08 PM

yeah i watched like a minute of his show the other day

wasn't working for me.

Waves · 10-26-2009, 06:10 PM

prepare to have this song stuck in your head for a few days

caution: not for those with a weak mind, it will BREAK U

YouTube - Lamb chops play-Along

Man in Black · 10-26-2009, 06:11 PM

p lame

edit- Jeff Dunham, not lamb chop. lamb chop is hella legit.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-26-2009, 06:43 PM

i saw him at just for laughs when i was like 9 or 10, thought he was alright. made me laugh in person. whenever i see him on tv though it's pretty yawn-worthy and even irritating at times.

i don't understand why they gave him a show now though.. like, i could maybe see it back in the 90s when he seemed to be more popular, but then again they weren't giving shows to just about any piss-ant back then either.. it's as if the networks think that any schmuck that's done stand up at a big festival or whatever should have their own show ever since the genius awesome-ness that was chappelle's show.

not every comedian is a chappelle, or a fred prinze, or richard pryor, or rick gervais who can entertain for a solid half-hour to an hour on the weekly and not get tired and stale. give patton oswald a show. give louis ck a show. but for fuck's sake, don't dish them out to the likes of carlos mencia [oh wait.. that already happened..], peter tosh, or mike dunham their own show.

whenever i see mike dunham stuff on tv, there's always a TON of overlap in his sets. i hate 'comics' like that, and those are definitely not the types that should be given shows.. i mean, sure, every comedian tells the same joke more than once if it works.. but to tell the same joke the exact same way on a filmed gig is lame to the MAXXXX.

The Rev · 10-26-2009, 06:50 PM

I'm afraid to admit that I kinda like the guy, when he does standup.

Ah shit.

The Rev

Waves · 10-26-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

give patton oswald a show

hell yeah patton is the man

Man in Black · 10-26-2009, 06:59 PM

yeah i like patton oswalt

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 10-26-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

Larry the Cable Guy is coming to my town and this friend of a friends was over watching football the other day and said he was going to his show.

I used to live in the same town as that guy.

and I agree, fuck Dunham.

**Bearsy** · 10-26-2009, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

prepare to have this song stuck in your head for a few days

caution: not for those with a weak mind, it will BREAK U

YouTube - Lamb chops play-Along

This generation has Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse.
We had Lamb Chop's Play-Along.
Who wins?

The SARS Volta · 10-26-2009, 07:51 PM

never rely on (any kind of) entertainment being of immense quality just because it's popular. evident in a lot of comedy and other forms of show. don't get me wrong, some shit gets big because it really is innovative...others, not so much.

osirus2020 · 10-26-2009, 09:09 PM

I happen to like all of them, more for a quick laugh than anything. I think Jeff Dunham and other ventriloquists are pretty entertaining. I tried to watch Dane Cook for the second time and I really had trouble following him as he was running around stage and shit.

I can honestly say, though, that I appreciate humor that's more thought out and has those subtle punch lines that really get you.

SublimeStylez · 10-26-2009, 09:28 PM

dunham sucks

crookedhatinator45 · 10-26-2009, 10:13 PM

ohhh the fred prinze..

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pacman · 10-26-2009, 10:18 PM

you all is trippin. jeff dunham is funny dude. how is he racist waves?

crookedhatinator45 · 10-26-2009, 10:23 PM

he's racist by sucking so hard. like how white girls suck dick.

Waves · 10-26-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

you all is trippin. jeff dunham is funny dude. how is he racist waves?

you should see some of the shit he pulls with the old grandpa doll. like goin up to a black guy at the shooting range and asking 'are you practicing to buy drugs?'

its neither funny or cool imo

its one thing to make fun OF stereotypes, its another to shamelessly base your characters and their punch lines around them.

the fucking doll is "achmed the dead terrorist" which is just a skeleton doll with a turban on.

hes a total fucking loser and joke of a human being.

Burner of trees · 10-26-2009, 10:52 PM

i approve of this thread too much. dude is not funny at all. when i worked at the NY state fair this year i could've seen him for free and didn't, a huge testament to his wackness...damn why not louis ck or mike birbiglia why this doll carrying faggot?

Lloydy · 10-27-2009, 02:47 AM

everyone thinks hes funny here aswell. the unfunny cunt is so unfunny he relies on a puppet for laughs. he should go back to doing punch and judy shows and touching kids on the sly

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Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	i approve of this thread too much. dude is not funny at all. when i worked at the NY state fair this year i could've seen him for free and didn't, a huge testament to his wackness...damn why not louis ck or mike birbiglia why this doll carrying faggot? __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	yeah i watched like a minute of his show the other day wasn't working for me.

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	you all is trippin. jeff dunham is funny dude. how is he racist waves?

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,690 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,187 Times in 1,002 Posts	everyone thinks hes funny here aswell. the unfunny cunt is so unfunny he relies on a puppet for laughs. he should go back to doing punch and judy shows and touching kids on the sly __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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