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Old 10-28-2009, 10:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Also I had a rattail in 1st grade.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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the worst thing i ever seen was a mentally challenged kid *also super hyper* tied to his desk via a plastic rainbow colored jump rope.

Did this type of shit happen in all grade schools or was it just the catholic schools?
Dude the christian school I went to was like that. They had this huge paddle with holes cut out of it they would hit you with if you got in trouble. I remember I lied to a teacher about some school work and I was taken into the office and the baseball coach spanked me with that board. Couldn't sit for 3 days.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Dude the christian school I went to was like that. They had this huge paddle with holes cut out of it they would hit you with if you got in trouble. I remember I lied to a teacher about some school work and I was taken into the office and the baseball coach spanked me with that board. Couldn't sit for 3 days.
it was like that for me in boarding school..they showed us the paddle with holes in it and i heard stories of kids getting whooped with it but i never saw it happen and it never happened to me.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:16 PM   #25 (permalink)
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i was one of the best swing dancers in my age group from like grade 3-6..
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I can play the flute and the saxophone (again thanks to time spent in christian school).
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hmmm... Something you peoples wouldn't believe about me... Hmm...

I don't care about politics, I just like to talk about them here to see what other people think and why? Well I guess that's not really unbelievable or interesting.

I am pretty much who I am in person as I am on here, just more timid and less spoken/open.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:22 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I was an acolyte in the Epicopal Church for three years.

In many Christian denominations, an acolyte is anyone who performs ceremonial duties such as lighting altar candles. In other Christian Churches, the term is more specifically used for one who wishes to attain clergyhood.

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:24 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I can play the flute and the saxophone (again thanks to time spent in christian school).
hahah-- worrd.. i was in my high-school's jazz band playing drums.. also played the glockenspiel and tympanies and other random percussion iddish. played trombone from grade 7 and 8 because the music teacher knew the drum shit would be too easy for me.

soo how's yo amisher?? hahaha

any crazy amisher'd chicks who played french horn?? step up!
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I was also an acolyte in my church for a few years, Presbyterian.

it was pretty cool really
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Also I had a rattail in 1st grade.
hahah-- when i was in SK [year before grade 1] i had 'hockey hair'...
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Except for a stint in the army , I was always a "hair head".


not down to my ass mind you, but always more than enough.


and since highschool, a full beard.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:35 PM   #34 (permalink)
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He has mad psychic skills yo.... Didn't you know?
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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i wish we had ihop in canada. or do we?
we have golden griddle, which is pretty dope.. used to always have linemen breakfasts [sometimes at dinner] there.. i played SLB but they let me and another LB go with thems, hahah

we got kicked out of one of the chinese buffets for eating at the buffet and taking the big bowl of fortune cookies. *stuuuupid kids*
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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He has mad psychic skills yo.... Didn't you know?
he claims to be some sort of mutant!

lol
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:46 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:09 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Also I had a rattail in 1st grade.
lol

one time a deer came charging down the street when me and a bunch of my friends were playing freeze-tag in my front yard and it saw its reflection in what was my huge ass window and jumped right into it. fucker ran around my livingroom for about 3 seconds and then bolted out the busted window. left blood all over my couch and shit. the best part is that the local news channel sent people over and me and my brother were on the news explaining what happened. somehow the tape got lost and it forever saddens me

also i was in "special not in that way though" school for a couple years. it was a once a week thing, and every thursday i basically left school to go to another one...now that i think about it my classmates probably thought i was dying. after a few years my school attempted something different and started its own special kids program called CFI (center for inquiry)...it was a tank...all i remember is some fag who claimed to have worked at disney world dressed up as micky teaching me about different types of trees...he was also getting us to lobby for some home-ade pond type deal...dude was a weirdo. probably too much acid i guess.
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i got expelled in the middle of junior year in high school and got sent to an "alternative school" with metal detectors, drugs tests once a month, and uniforms...just cause i got caught with some weed. had to stay there till i graduated
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