unbelievable facts about yourself nobody would ever believe based on your posts here - Page 4

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 03:19 PM

I'm related to P.T. Barnum, was a national karate champion and have a birthmark on my back.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 03:22 PM

i almost got expelled in grade 4 or 5 for mooning so many times and getting into fights and shiz after my parents got divorced.. then in grade 6, some girls put a Hanson poster on the teacher's desk.. she see's it and is like 'oooo-- who put the pic of my boyfriends on my desk??'

so i blurt out, 'ooohhhhhh,,, mrs di cola.. having a menage quatre with the hanson bros!!!" hahahaha

i had to sit in the hall for like a week and a half, because 'apparently suspensions weren't teaching me anything'.
i smartened up when i started playing football in grade 5 and didn't get into fights, but i still had a p big mouth i guess.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I was a girl scout. Teh force is strong wiff dis one. I get real crafty randomly. I can't think of an example, but I have girlscouty/momish fixes for nearly everything.

brownies too? i could kind of picture the girl scout ness.. not so much the brownies though..

yo. · 10-29-2009, 03:35 PM

i'm allergic to grass.

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 03:48 PM

Daisies>Brownies>Gir l Scouts. Yeah, werd. My grams was the main leader in this district, did a lifetime of Women's Club and Girl Scouts service, so I was kinda born into dat brownie shit yo. I can sell dem cookies!

vickyyy? · 10-29-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 421

i got expelled in the middle of junior year in high school and got sent to an "alternative school" with metal detectors, drugs tests once a month, and uniforms...just cause i got caught with some weed. had to stay there till i graduated

i got kicked out of school in 8th grade because i held a knife to a kid on the bus. two days later i was arrested and taken straight to juvi for a few days. then i went to that same kind of alternative school, but instead the drug tests were at random.
then in 9th grade my friend and i got kicked out of school because we were smoking weed in the bathroom. i spent two years back at the alternative school.

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

I was in Kawanis because my parents apparently didn't think the boy scouts were religious enough

lol what a tool!!

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by yo.

i'm allergic to grass.

Dude! That's what I was gonna put. It's the only thing I've ever found myself allergic to. Only when certain types of wet grass touch me, I break out in hives

Ummm....Well some of you know I was a mormon for a couple years as a kid, served bread and water, did baptisms for the dead and all..Stopped just short of the magic underwear.

I never learned how to crawl, never cried, and had insomnia as a baby.

I've overdosed 3 times and never died (with no medical attention).

Most things I could say you'd probably believe, so I really dont have much here.

msicidron · 10-29-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

also i was a hate-spewing neonazi for a few years

seriously?

The Rev · 10-29-2009, 06:51 PM

I wet the bed until I was 13.

(And occasionally after that when I was really really drunk.

).

The Rev

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 06:51 PM

Verk is a Texan so... don't be so surprised.

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 06:52 PM

Oh, and I got searched thoroughly, held for questioning, and suspended for making a bomb threat the day after the Red lake highschool massacre (I was provoked).

I got suspended in 10th grade a few weeks after 9/11 for refusing to take off an upside down flag I had on my backpack.

And I got raided for selling pot when I was 17, and got all charges dropped like a pimp.

My mom was also my teacher in second grade (Her first year of teaching).

I guess those facts are a little more interesting? Maybe not.

Jimmycube · 10-29-2009, 07:06 PM

damn! thats really messed up that u cats got sent to "alternative schools" for just a lil weed. I am sure who ever decided on that punishment never thought about how taking you away from all your friends and your routine would affect your whole out look on school for ever. I am willing to bet that they actually thought taking u away from your friends would "make you get your lives together" or some lame shit.

How were these "alternative schools"?

I got busted for weed along with a few of my friends when i was 13 and had a quarter on me. All the cops did was take my weed and called our parents and had them come and pick us up at the police station. They dint even bother calling our school or anything like that.

Believe it or not we used to be able to bring out shotguns to school as long as we kept them in our trunk. They would actually annouce things like "please remember that if you brought a rifle or shotgun to school to make sure to lock it in your trunk or u will get detention". I lived in a small town in central MN though and hunting is very very big there. U could actually take 1 day off from school for deer hunting and 1 day off during duck hunting season if u brought in a note from your parents.

Now thats hick lol. Of course after the whole columbine thing they made us leave our guns at home though.

MN is a odd odd state.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:12 PM

you were provoked to call a bomb threat to a school?

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 07:21 PM

Yeah kind of. The day after the red lake highschool thing they told us at the beggining of every class, and twice over the loud speakers that no one was allowed to say anything about bombs, guns etc. or they would be suspended or something.

So at break these kids who always fucked with me came up and slapped me on the back of the head and I yelled "Fuck you guys!" and the "yard duty" or whatever theyre called was like "Hey! Thats lunch detention" (for swearing), and I was like "But they slapped me on the head!" and he's like "That's two lunch detentions", and I was like "fuck that" and he said "That's a whole week of lunch detentions", so I stood up and said "Fuck this. I should just blow up the school."

I didnt think about it before I said it. But I did. They sent me to the office where they proceeded to call the cops, who then searched my backpack paper, by paper. They found a drawing I did of George W giving a speech with a rifle sight over his head...They also found a random paper that I had a bunch of different symbols on ranging from circle A's to the black flag band logo to swastikas to pentagrams. It was just something I apparently did when I was bored at school.
But all these things together, with my past history of school fights, being caught with marijuana, and them thinking I was a "cutter" - they just got freaked out and suspended me for two weeks.
I then went back and finished the year with straight A's.

**Bearsy** · 10-29-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

I was in Kawanis because my parents apparently didn't think the boy scouts were religious enough

Awana and Royal Rangers.

Beat that

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:37 PM

haha you people are fucked up.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:40 PM

^ bewbs?

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:42 PM

Yeah right, biff. Only tool bags unsuccessfully rag on bitches' tits and then try to see them.

Geeno · 10-29-2009, 07:50 PM

lol

10-29-2009, 03:35 PM	#64 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,207 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	i'm allergic to grass. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

10-29-2009, 03:48 PM	#65 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Daisies>Brownies>Gir l Scouts. Yeah, werd. My grams was the main leader in this district, did a lifetime of Women's Club and Girl Scouts service, so I was kinda born into dat brownie shit yo. I can sell dem cookies! __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-29-2009, 06:51 PM	#70 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,062 Times in 2,710 Posts	I wet the bed until I was 13. (And occasionally after that when I was really really drunk. ). The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

10-29-2009, 06:52 PM	#72 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Oh, and I got searched thoroughly, held for questioning, and suspended for making a bomb threat the day after the Red lake highschool massacre (I was provoked). I got suspended in 10th grade a few weeks after 9/11 for refusing to take off an upside down flag I had on my backpack. And I got raided for selling pot when I was 17, and got all charges dropped like a pimp. My mom was also my teacher in second grade (Her first year of teaching). I guess those facts are a little more interesting? Maybe not. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-29-2009, 07:21 PM	#75 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Yeah kind of. The day after the red lake highschool thing they told us at the beggining of every class, and twice over the loud speakers that no one was allowed to say anything about bombs, guns etc. or they would be suspended or something. So at break these kids who always fucked with me came up and slapped me on the back of the head and I yelled "Fuck you guys!" and the "yard duty" or whatever theyre called was like "Hey! Thats lunch detention" (for swearing), and I was like "But they slapped me on the head!" and he's like "That's two lunch detentions", and I was like "fuck that" and he said "That's a whole week of lunch detentions", so I stood up and said "Fuck this. I should just blow up the school." I didnt think about it before I said it. But I did. They sent me to the office where they proceeded to call the cops, who then searched my backpack paper, by paper. They found a drawing I did of George W giving a speech with a rifle sight over his head...They also found a random paper that I had a bunch of different symbols on ranging from circle A's to the black flag band logo to swastikas to pentagrams. It was just something I apparently did when I was bored at school. But all these things together, with my past history of school fights, being caught with marijuana, and them thinking I was a "cutter" - they just got freaked out and suspended me for two weeks. I then went back and finished the year with straight A's. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-29-2009, 03:19 PM	#61 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	I'm related to P.T. Barnum, was a national karate champion and have a birthmark on my back.

10-29-2009, 06:51 PM	#71 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	Verk is a Texan so... don't be so surprised.

10-29-2009, 07:37 PM	#77 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	haha you people are fucked up. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-29-2009, 07:42 PM	#79 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Yeah right, biff. Only tool bags unsuccessfully rag on bitches' tits and then try to see them. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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