unbelievable facts about yourself nobody would ever believe based on your posts here - Page 5

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Yeah right, biff. Only tool bags unsuccessfully rag on bitches' tits and then try to see them.

pics?

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 07:57 PM

Go fondle yours, plz, I got a game to watch.

Jimmycube · 10-29-2009, 08:00 PM

one more fun fact about rural MN *this actually might happen in some surrounding states as well* is that u can get your drivers license at 14. U just apply for what is called a "farmers permit". i am not sure if thats the legal name or not but basically as long as u live on a certain size farm u can just go take your drivers test at 14 and if u pass your all good...there is no restrictions like having to have a adult with u or anything. As long as u pass the test your good. I lived on a large farm so i of course got one.

Also u can leave school an hour early or come an hour late if u live on a farm. They just call it "farm work release". I kinda liked school more than busting my ass doing manual labor so i never took advantage of that one.

It all obviously has to do with the fact that once u get our of Minneapolis/St Paul and their surrounding suburbs its almost all small towns and a fuckin ton of family farms. It is changing though sadly as most farms are now basically giant corporations and the family run farms just cant keep up. Yes, i actually loved the farm life believe it or not. So much open space, privacy, tons of places to explore, shoot stuff, drive dirt bike and just run wild plus forests and lakes every ware.

Back in "dim dar olden" times farmers needed their kids around for free manual labor. That is also why u see a lot of huge family's in rural MN. I have 3 older brothers and 1 older sister and we were considered a "small family" by most of the other farmers lol. My dad was pissed when all 5 of his kids decided to go to college instead of take over the farm though.

sorry i totally went on a non-thread related tangent their lol....blame it on the weed. I havent smoked for over a week yo and i am pretty toasty.

~1~ · 10-29-2009, 08:09 PM

I am an ordained minister.

vickyyy? · 10-29-2009, 08:15 PM

almost going on three months for me. i was cleaning my room today and found some shake in a bag and was overwhelmed with a whole lot of emotions. in the end though i had to grow some balls and throw it away.

anyway..

i have borderline personality disorder
and about five days out of the week i'm pretty racist.

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 08:23 PM

Youre on yahooka but threw shake away? Hey mods, I think someone needs a spanking.

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Go fondle yours, plz, I got a game to watch.

your awful critical of other people's appearances for someone who keeps their appearance so ambiguous. you watching league of their own?

Geeno · 10-29-2009, 08:57 PM

I spend a significant amount of time memorizing and rehearsing random peoples mannerisms. Like some random muppet I see or deliver to.

my_scatterheart · 10-29-2009, 09:06 PM

I like how you keep trying to play an ambiguity card, when I've been a picture whore here for a long stretch of time. Aren't you the cat who talked shit relentlessly and just posted his fucking picture? Point two)Telling you to go grab your own is awfully critical? Grow a pair, while you're at it.
Nah dog, whatchin a ball game on teh tube

crookedhatinator45 · 10-29-2009, 09:30 PM

you're a meathead.

**Bearsy** · 10-29-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by №1

I am an ordained minister.

Dudeism? Me too!

Sir-Ex · 10-30-2009, 12:25 AM

This thread is entertaining.

I busted my first nut when I was 11 to a Playboy.

I didn't have sex for 7 years after that.

I don't brush my hair with a brush only my hands.

I haven't styled my hair in 8 years. It goes through cycles of growing long and then me buzzing it all off and starting anew. This time I may delve into dreadlocks however.

I have nice fucking hair.

My shoe size is 11.5 US. My toes take up approximately 29% of my foot. I have large calluses on each big toe.

I can sing falsetto and have a good mid range but I can't go deep or growl worth a shit.

I can't grow a proper mustache. Beards I can do.

I type @ 90 wpm / 40wpm with one hand.

My tongue is just over 5 inches long.

The right one is bigger than the left.

~1~ · 10-30-2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearsy

Dudeism? Me too!

Do only that which is right.

Universal Life Church.

The ULC has no traditional doctrine, believing as an organization merely in doing "that which is right." Each individual has the privilege and responsibility to determine what is right for him or her as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others. The Church does not stand between the member and their God.

mr.nobody · 10-30-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I like how you keep trying to play an ambiguity card, when I've been a picture whore here for a long stretch of time. Aren't you the cat who talked shit relentlessly and just posted his fucking picture? Point two)Telling you to go grab your own is awfully critical? Grow a pair, while you're at it.
Nah dog, whatchin a ball game on teh tube

Lol, play no games. I feel tho i feel. . .

Burner of trees · 10-30-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimmycube

How were these "alternative schools"?

moar like "rap school". pretty fucking cool actually..we had weekly pizza partys and all the work we did was easy as shit. hell, they even taught us karate. the only downside was the fact no girls were in the class and that all the black kids called me doogie howser

mr.nobody · 10-30-2009, 10:40 AM

lol term of endearment

Sir-Ex · 10-30-2009, 10:55 AM

hahahaha

mr.nobody · 10-30-2009, 10:59 AM

Burner of trees · 10-30-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowmayne

we broke into my buddies house in the 7th grade while him and his parents were out of town. I peed all over his parents bed. They found out I did it

lol

my friend once did the same thing but except for pissing he put a bunch of dirty snow on their bed...never really knew why..

kitch · 10-30-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vickyyy?

almost going on three months for me. i was cleaning my room today and found some shake in a bag and was overwhelmed with a whole lot of emotions. in the end though i had to grow some balls and throw it away.

anyway..

i have borderline personality disorder
and about five days out of the week i'm pretty racist.

you're way too young to have BPD, if you're diagnosed then your psychologist is a scum bag who knows nothing and has prolly never read the DSM IV

10-29-2009, 07:57 PM	#82 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	Go fondle yours, plz, I got a game to watch. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-29-2009, 08:09 PM	#84 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	I am an ordained minister. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

10-29-2009, 08:23 PM	#86 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Youre on yahooka but threw shake away? Hey mods, I think someone needs a spanking. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-29-2009, 09:06 PM	#89 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	I like how you keep trying to play an ambiguity card, when I've been a picture whore here for a long stretch of time. Aren't you the cat who talked shit relentlessly and just posted his fucking picture? Point two)Telling you to go grab your own is awfully critical? Grow a pair, while you're at it. Nah dog, whatchin a ball game on teh tube __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-30-2009, 12:25 AM	#92 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	This thread is entertaining. I busted my first nut when I was 11 to a Playboy. I didn't have sex for 7 years after that. I don't brush my hair with a brush only my hands. I haven't styled my hair in 8 years. It goes through cycles of growing long and then me buzzing it all off and starting anew. This time I may delve into dreadlocks however. I have nice fucking hair. My shoe size is 11.5 US. My toes take up approximately 29% of my foot. I have large calluses on each big toe. I can sing falsetto and have a good mid range but I can't go deep or growl worth a shit. I can't grow a proper mustache. Beards I can do. I type @ 90 wpm / 40wpm with one hand. My tongue is just over 5 inches long. The right one is bigger than the left. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

10-29-2009, 08:15 PM	#85 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 178 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	almost going on three months for me. i was cleaning my room today and found some shake in a bag and was overwhelmed with a whole lot of emotions. in the end though i had to grow some balls and throw it away. anyway.. i have borderline personality disorder and about five days out of the week i'm pretty racist.

10-30-2009, 10:40 AM	#96 (permalink)
mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,436 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 729 Thanked 181 Times in 129 Posts	lol term of endearment __________________

10-30-2009, 10:55 AM	#97 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	hahahaha __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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mr.nobody (310) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,436 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 729 Thanked 181 Times in 129 Posts	__________________

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