The SARS Volta

I 'spose nobody would know that on average my report card reads straight 'a's in all of my courses, with the exception a 'd' in any form of mathematics. i represent the stereotype that women are incompetent in math. although in contrast i know of too many people who disprove that overall assumption.

this has been the case since elementary school and proves to remain a pattern in college, unfortunately

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crookedhatinator45

^ sames. i do alright with theory-based quants like accounting and finance iddish though..

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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verklingen

i was homeschooled! (for a year)

my mom was scared i'd join a gang. lol

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

Waves

haha

i also took part in this type of thing, my neighborhood group of friends (you know the ones you are only friends with cuz they live next door) had this kid who actually SHOWED us how to break into his house. so when they left we proceeded to download a bunch of porn (at the time they had dsl which was the best thing ever) play his xbox, drink their liquor, and generally fuck things up. i never did hear what happened when the family came home, we all sorta stopped hanging out with that kid.

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On this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow

Jimmycube

I gotta admit i did similar things as well in the 7th grade. To get to the lunch room we would walk right past the boys locker room and sense everybody was at lunch the teachers would all be gone either eating or in the lunch room making sure kids dint get into trouble but they would very seldom be watching us walk to the lunch room.

Well their was this one kid named david i really disliked (no real reason, but he did have a rat tail) and while everybody was going to lunch my friend steve and i would quickly sneak into the locker room and piss all over this david kids Phy Ed clothes.

The best part (well for us) was that my buddy steve and i had phy ed with this david kid 5th hour. So Steve and i always got the chance to see him put on his pissed on phy ed clothes. U could just tell by his facial expressions he knew something was "off" about the way his clothes smelled but by that time they would be pretty much dried off. This went on for our entire 7th grade year.

Then of course kids being kinda evil at that age would always come up to this david kid and be like "man, u fuckin smell like piss. What did u piss yourself? etc" and he knew he smelt like piss too but never could figure out why.

In 8th grade they finally started to give people locks to put on their lockers. heh, we were pricks.

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al-Mu'akhkhir

uhhhh you're an idiot. I believe you need to go back and re read the DSM IV because there are very specific clauses for diagnosing a patient UNDER the age of 18... fucking retard.

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Burner of trees

at summer camp i used to tell people i was related to mellisa etheridge...everyone beleived me because we have the same last name except she has an extra 'e' like a stupid dyke. i promised signed copys & everything..

whoa i'm getting deja-vu i probably posted this before.

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Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

Mafoo

i ran it through the anti asshole filtering system on my browser

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

Jimmycube

i just wish ghm was still here...i bet we could have learned he was even more fucked up than we ever dreamed of

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al-Mu'akhkhir

man you're the greatest

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osirus2020

I had a mullet when I was like 3-4.

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Mafoo

i checked out the dsm iv and ive come to the conclusion that i have all of the personality disorders minus histrionic, i think.

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For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

clive

wow so many geniuses on the board, yea i smell bullshit.

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SpankyMcLankey

tedkennedy

i havent had a "professional" haircut in 9 years

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matthew munari

SpankyMcLankey

how many of those nine years did you have a girlfriend? lol just playing man

AlteredStateGrl

...like...98% of these are pret-ty believable j00 guys...

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tedkennedy

ahh yes because paying for haircuts is how you get girlfriends

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matthew munari

al-Mu'akhkhir

yeah the only conclusion i came to after reading several university textbooks on psychology is that most people are pretty fucked up, like in the 98th percentile. seriously. everyone is fucked up.

that's why the human condition is so interesting i suppose

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Geeno

ur a percentile

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