unbelievable facts about yourself nobody would ever believe based on your posts here - Page 7

toastyroach · 11-01-2009, 10:41 AM

i am the first person in all of history to smoke a joint of marijuana in the new Yankee Stadium (at an official game). went to opening day and burned a fat joint in the bathroom of the jim beam lounge, and took photos as well. it's pretty much the crowning achievement of my lifetime

Burner of trees · 11-01-2009, 11:35 AM

pfft i dropped acid in the boiler-room during the preseason nigga

crookedhatinator45 · 11-01-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

yeah the only conclusion i came to after reading several university textbooks on psychology is that most people are pretty fucked up, like in the 98th percentile. seriously. everyone is fucked up.

that's why the human condition is so interesting i suppose

everyone's a 5-yr-old. that was my Opa's HR principle. hahah
never really understood what he meant until i had to manage people, especially older people. fuck he was right.

verklingen · 11-02-2009, 09:56 AM

my grandmother was complicit in the murder of a texas judge

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-02-2009, 01:11 PM

pics or it didnt happen

HTAM · 11-02-2009, 01:59 PM

I once broke into a house with some friends. We didn't take anything, but we did rearrange some of the furniture and pictures.

I also saved the lives of a mother and her infant when mom decided to cross against the light with a buses coming in both directions.

I played a gig at The Hard Rock Cafe in Denver.

Had a beer with Adam Baldwin (Full Metal Jacket, Firefly, Chuck, etc.) and talked about chess, music and family life.

I raised a $1000.00 last year for St. Judes, and I hope I can beat that amount this year.

I drove a car through a garage door the first day I started a job at a dealership. It was also my last day.

kitch · 11-02-2009, 02:20 PM

I have burned down sizable chunks of woods by accident (this is when I was younger, know better now)

Sir-Ex · 11-02-2009, 03:04 PM

I have taken shits as long as my forearm and hand combined.

Sir-Ex · 11-02-2009, 03:09 PM

I think AC/DC blows.

kitch · 11-02-2009, 03:10 PM

I own every single account on yahooka besides yers.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 11-02-2009, 07:39 PM

I pwn noobs?

Mikey · 11-02-2009, 08:42 PM

i drink between 1.5-2 litres of liquor a day

i hitchedhiked across canada (vancouver-montreal)

sold a doobie to marc emery at cannabis day in vancouver

Sir-Ex · 11-02-2009, 10:59 PM

you charged him?

stonerkid · 11-02-2009, 11:04 PM

believe it or not i fuck a different girl and do a different drug each week

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-03-2009, 12:59 AM

believe it or not? believe it or not I haven't believed a single post by you since you started posting here.

mothernature · 11-03-2009, 04:14 AM

i wrote a check to the irs for $85,000.... and it was a good check

Mikey · 11-03-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

you charged him?

he was selling grinders i have selling dimebags of kush
i asked him if he wanted a dime and opened the baggie and he said it smelled like good shit but he's trying to raise money for his extradiction trial

so he gave me a grinder and i gave him gave him a dime
bartering i guess

Geeno · 11-03-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

believe it or not? believe it or not I haven't believed a single post by you since you started posting here.

true this. stonerkid wreaks of lies and deceit

Bad dog · 11-03-2009, 12:39 PM

I too have a small confession to make. I know that most of you will find it hard to believe, but I am actually Jewish

Mydriasis · 11-03-2009, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by stonerkid

believe it or not i fuck a different girl and do a different drug each week

Herpes is for life - bro.
You must do a lot of shitty drugs? I found a few good ones and I think this is all I need until I die.

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toastyroach sky blue bally kid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: loungin, between two pillars of ivory Posts: 3,272 Thanks: 4 Thanked 53 Times in 32 Posts	i am the first person in all of history to smoke a joint of marijuana in the new Yankee Stadium (at an official game). went to opening day and burned a fat joint in the bathroom of the jim beam lounge, and took photos as well. it's pretty much the crowning achievement of my lifetime __________________ Choose the sword.. and you will join me.. .. choose the ball, and you will join your mother in death You don't understand my words... but you must choose.. So.. come boy... choose life or death

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Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	pfft i dropped acid in the boiler-room during the preseason nigga __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

11-02-2009, 09:56 AM	#124 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	my grandmother was complicit in the murder of a texas judge __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

11-02-2009, 01:11 PM	#125 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	pics or it didnt happen __________________

11-02-2009, 01:59 PM	#126 (permalink)
HTAM College- I go there. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,064 Thanks: 2,126 Thanked 1,883 Times in 1,072 Posts	I once broke into a house with some friends. We didn't take anything, but we did rearrange some of the furniture and pictures. I also saved the lives of a mother and her infant when mom decided to cross against the light with a buses coming in both directions. I played a gig at The Hard Rock Cafe in Denver. Had a beer with Adam Baldwin (Full Metal Jacket, Firefly, Chuck, etc.) and talked about chess, music and family life. I raised a $1000.00 last year for St. Judes, and I hope I can beat that amount this year. I drove a car through a garage door the first day I started a job at a dealership. It was also my last day. __________________ Over?! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!! Hell NO!!

11-02-2009, 03:04 PM	#128 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	I have taken shits as long as my forearm and hand combined. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-02-2009, 03:09 PM	#129 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	I think AC/DC blows. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-02-2009, 07:39 PM	#131 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	I pwn noobs?

11-02-2009, 08:42 PM	#132 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	i drink between 1.5-2 litres of liquor a day i hitchedhiked across canada (vancouver-montreal) sold a doobie to marc emery at cannabis day in vancouver __________________ RIP Gov

11-02-2009, 10:59 PM	#133 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,469 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	you charged him? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-03-2009, 12:59 AM	#135 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	believe it or not? believe it or not I haven't believed a single post by you since you started posting here. __________________

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mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,096 Thanks: 895 Thanked 615 Times in 394 Posts	i wrote a check to the irs for $85,000.... and it was a good check

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