Is anyone here going to pass out candy to the kidz? - Page 3

Waves · 10-29-2009, 11:52 PM

yeah thinking back as a kid that was honestly one of the best days of the year, and in turn supplied me with some of my best childhood memories that i will cherish until the day i die.

you cant forget pouring that pillow of candy onto the floor and digging in for hours in glee.

bummer dude. make some kids and take them.

Sir-Ex · 10-30-2009, 12:29 AM

My kid is still too young for trick or treating, so I'm gonna get dressed up and drunk up on the town baby.

Sugar420 · 10-30-2009, 12:55 AM

ok heres a true story: last year one of the neighbors bought big candy bars and cut them into pieces, wrapper and all. so later i find my niece has received a bite sized piece of a three musketeers bar with the sticky ends open im like wtf? thats going in the garbage!

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:24 AM

i'm handing out rape this year.

but only to the girls.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

omg

yeah its almost like he raised bearsy

The Rev · 10-30-2009, 05:37 PM

Halloween is really the only holiday where I get to break out my silencer, so I never miss out on a chance to greet the kids as they come to the door. It's always hilarious when they expect some Sugar Daddys or Twizzlers, and then realize that it's a searing hot piece of copper jacketed lead they're going to be eating instead. It's really uncanny, but they always have the same exact facial expression at that last moment. The cool thing is, I don't have to buy dog food until way after New Years.

The Rev

Mercury · 10-30-2009, 06:19 PM

wtf are you talking about Rev?

aft3rsh0kk · 10-30-2009, 06:40 PM

its typed out in black text pretty clear wtf hes talking bout

Man in Black · 10-30-2009, 07:37 PM

"how can you shoot women and children?"

"easy, you just don't lead them as much"

421 · 10-30-2009, 07:53 PM

this one house used to give out cans of mountain dew, that was pretty dope...i hated those fucking people that handed out apples though...they're always filled with razor blades and heroin anyway

wellfleation · 10-30-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i just hate all the kids ringing my doorbell on the regular for like 5-6hrs.. i'm not going out until late though, so i'm going to be handing out all the oh most of the oh henry's and reese pieces from the boxes of pieces-henrys-and reese cups i gots. the reese cups are for me.

I tool with them.

I've also gotten the occasional punk who was like 16 and was all "You got a nice TV" in a threatening matter. I told him to take his candy and get the fuck out. No incident.

Another Halloween, later, around 10 p.m., I heard a group fighting outside my home. I heard this one kid clearly being picked on and I got pissed, came out of my driveway and screamed at them that "THIS WAS A FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD, this shit isn't tolerated here!". Some chick then quickly apologized and they went off.

wellfleation · 10-30-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Burner of trees

pffft the rich neighborhoods around here used to hand out dollars

How condescending, what pricks.

Mercury · 10-30-2009, 08:33 PM

I just finished carving my pumpkin. Almost fucked it up by cutting too long, but it turned out. Then I realized how fucking lame our halloween decorations are. I found them in the attic and shit and it's like cartoony BS. I want a hanging scarecrow!!

LHM · 10-31-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 421

this one house used to give out cans of mountain dew, that was pretty dope...i hated those fucking people that handed out apples though...they're always filled with razor blades and heroin anyway

Razor blades maybe, but why would a heroin user waste his stash on a kid?

I

421 · 10-31-2009, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by LHM

Razor blades maybe, but why would a heroin user waste his stash on a kid?

I

just sharing ridiculous things i was told as a kid...i'm reluctant to even share mine with friends let alone a bunch of kids

LHM · 10-31-2009, 04:06 AM

fair call, fair call

Mikey · 10-31-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Waves

im gonna be tripping balls no little kids want candy from me on halloween believe me

haha been there done that

Sugar420 · 10-31-2009, 08:11 PM

its been dark for an hour and only 2 kids have showed up

Mercury · 10-31-2009, 08:17 PM

same exact story here v3d4

**AlteredStateGrl** · 10-31-2009, 08:22 PM

sorry veda. more candy for you right?

i've had a TON of kids show up. seems like more than last year...hope i have enough candy. i'm too generous with it...everyone always gets like, 3+ pieces.

been some cute as hell kiddos and i totally don't mind giving teenagers candy as long as they're dressed up and polite ya know? some people complain about them being too old, but it's cool as hell.

all of THAT being said, i'm unplugging and taking in, the fucking black lights that are out on the lawn before i go to bed so they don't get STOLEN. again.

10-29-2009, 11:52 PM	#41 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,475 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,021 Times in 2,219 Posts	yeah thinking back as a kid that was honestly one of the best days of the year, and in turn supplied me with some of my best childhood memories that i will cherish until the day i die. you cant forget pouring that pillow of candy onto the floor and digging in for hours in glee. bummer dude. make some kids and take them. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow Last edited by Waves; 10-30-2009 at 12:00 AM.

10-30-2009, 12:29 AM	#42 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	My kid is still too young for trick or treating, so I'm gonna get dressed up and drunk up on the town baby. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

10-30-2009, 01:24 AM	#44 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i'm handing out rape this year. but only to the girls. __________________

10-30-2009, 05:37 PM	#46 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,059 Times in 2,710 Posts	Halloween is really the only holiday where I get to break out my silencer, so I never miss out on a chance to greet the kids as they come to the door. It's always hilarious when they expect some Sugar Daddys or Twizzlers, and then realize that it's a searing hot piece of copper jacketed lead they're going to be eating instead. It's really uncanny, but they always have the same exact facial expression at that last moment. The cool thing is, I don't have to buy dog food until way after New Years. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

10-30-2009, 07:37 PM	#49 (permalink)
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10-30-2009, 12:55 AM	#43 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	ok heres a true story: last year one of the neighbors bought big candy bars and cut them into pieces, wrapper and all. so later i find my niece has received a bite sized piece of a three musketeers bar with the sticky ends open im like wtf? thats going in the garbage!

10-30-2009, 06:19 PM	#47 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	wtf are you talking about Rev?

10-30-2009, 07:53 PM	#50 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,790 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	this one house used to give out cans of mountain dew, that was pretty dope...i hated those fucking people that handed out apples though...they're always filled with razor blades and heroin anyway __________________ further forward

10-30-2009, 08:33 PM	#53 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	I just finished carving my pumpkin. Almost fucked it up by cutting too long, but it turned out. Then I realized how fucking lame our halloween decorations are. I found them in the attic and shit and it's like cartoony BS. I want a hanging scarecrow!!

10-31-2009, 04:06 AM	#56 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	fair call, fair call __________________ Next time you say "I have nothing in common with this person," remember that you have a great deal in common: A few years from now - two years or seventy years, it doesn't make much difference - both of you will have become rotting corpses, then piles of dust, then nothing at all.

10-31-2009, 08:11 PM	#58 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	its been dark for an hour and only 2 kids have showed up

10-31-2009, 08:17 PM	#59 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	same exact story here v3d4

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AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 2,135 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,089 Posts	sorry veda. more candy for you right? i've had a TON of kids show up. seems like more than last year...hope i have enough candy. i'm too generous with it...everyone always gets like, 3+ pieces. been some cute as hell kiddos and i totally don't mind giving teenagers candy as long as they're dressed up and polite ya know? some people complain about them being too old, but it's cool as hell. all of THAT being said, i'm unplugging and taking in, the fucking black lights that are out on the lawn before i go to bed so they don't get STOLEN. again. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

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