Mercury

I've always wanted to hand out candy on halloween because I think it's so adorable when the kids come around in their little costumes. It's a big deal for them! But something else always seems to come up. Usually I'm dragged away to a party or something. But not this year. I've told everyone to fuck off cause I want to do to do something for the children. So I'm not going to go over the top. I'm just going to decorate around my door and maybe I'll wear a mask or play scary music or something. Now I just hope they actually come around. It seems like there's less and less kids trick or treating every year and less and less people decorating and more and more people turning their lights off to signal people to stay away. WTF everybody?

verklingen

yeah once we get back from making our own rounds the candy will flow

last year i noticed more blackened porches than ever. sad

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LHM

You'd probably be doing more for them by not giving them candy haha.

Seriously though, I usually give the kids up the road something. They're usually our only trick or treaters. Unfortunately devils night isn't celebrated much over here.

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my_scatterheart

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I was gonna say,....some of this reads a little pedophiley.
I'll be too far into the woods for them kiddies to trek down the driveway. Which is good. Cuz my dog would eat their fucking faces.

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Flamingnun

Anything that moves in my garden on the 31st is getting lit up with a 50mw laser.

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Mercury

I hope that's some sort of spooky halloween ghost lantern.

Lloydy

not many kids come to our house, which is good cos it means i get to eat all the sweets

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badgoalie85

dude you can still go to a party. kids trick or treat from like 5-8. what party are you going to that's scheduled for that time?

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Bearsy

My family never did Halloween so I don't do it. But when I get my own place I'm for sure gonna be passing out sweets.

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Waves

im gonna be tripping balls no little kids want candy from me on halloween believe me

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stateofkane

What are you a Jehova's Witness or something? I hope your house gets egged and TP'd.

Man in Black

yeah that's real fucking nice, hate on bearsy for something that is out of his control

you can't help the way you are raised

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Waves

yeah man religion is fucked they brainwash you before you can think for yourself

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ionlylooklazy

I'm gonna give out apples. Honeycrisp!

ionlylooklazy

no, theyll be sitting in a tub of LSD, theyll have to go bobbing for them

scottishbastard

I want to but I'm afraid the sign on my front yard will scare all their parents away. Damn Megans law. But just incase Im preparing some "special caramel apples". Happy Halloween!

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No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

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No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

adventure

I do if im home I have fun with it but unfortunately I will not be home... Ill be at moe. !

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crookedhatinator45

if ultrawank were handing it out, he'd put it in his front right pocket.

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Stoney

My oldest son is 8 and this year he wants to hand out candy instead of collecting candy. I was like what's wrong with you dude? And my other son just turned 1 in September so he could care less. So I guess there will be candy passed out at my place this year.

I've always wanted to hand out ramen haha.... Little kids would be like what is wrong with this lady and parents would be like what house did you get this from?!?

Mercury

Ramen sounds like a unique idea. I'd love to get top ramen. I was thinking about being unique but I think I'm just going to do fun size milky ways and butterfingers. Those are my favorites in case I have a lot of leftovers.