I stinks like diarrhea in here...

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 08:16 PM

It smells strongly of liquid shit in my room and there's two very guilty looking chihuahuas in here. BUT I CANT FUCKING FIND IT. I go to the store to get some cigarettes, and they pull a fucking ninja shit on me!

That's all...I'll let you know if I find/step in it.

The SARS Volta · 10-29-2009, 08:17 PM

lol, wouldn't be surprised if chihuahuas habitually shit indoors. most of them look mad nervous...perpetuall y

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 08:19 PM

Ahh! I totally fucking found it...and by found I mean *almost* stepped in it. But it still stinks like shit in here...Maybe it's just me?

Mercury · 10-29-2009, 08:22 PM

It's sad when dogs have that guilty look on their face. They know what they did but it's YOUR fucking fault for not letting them out. They can't very well work the door knob themselves, can they?

scottishbastard · 10-29-2009, 08:25 PM

Goddamnit! We take them out like 50 times a day and they just stand by the backdoor and shiver/look inside/yip, then they come in the nice warm house and drop a deuce somewhere hard to reach.

Btw, I just realized the name of this post is "I smells like diarrhea in here" lulz.

421 · 10-29-2009, 11:33 PM

thats gonna leave a stain

Man in Black · 10-30-2009, 12:19 AM

your fault for have chihuahuas

Sir-Ex · 10-30-2009, 12:28 AM

Chihuahuas are good for only one thing. Shark bait.

stonerkid · 10-30-2009, 12:35 AM

fo reels^
or like as one a them clay pigeon thingies
PULL!

Man in Black · 10-30-2009, 12:43 AM

haha yeah i don't hate any single animal except chihuahuas and little yap dogs

scottishbastard · 10-30-2009, 12:57 AM

I love chihuahuas. Some of them are nervous little wimps and the others think they're pitbulls. They're my little Aztec warrior friends....Funny thing is, the only song that calms them down is the song from Beverly hills chihuahua (Da, na na na na - Chihuahua!). I actually watched that movie with mine a while back, and I think he totally dug it ("Tiny but mighty!"). This one looks a lot like mine....A LOT

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scottishbastard · 10-30-2009, 01:00 AM

Tell me Napoleon isn't adorable:

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:13 AM

that's a gay dog for a gayer faggot

stonerkid · 10-30-2009, 01:14 AM

aww that is a cutie!

scottishbastard · 10-30-2009, 01:15 AM

Was that the wind?? I could have sworn I heard a troll.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:16 AM

dude you're posting about how your dogs shit in your room and you cannot find it...

LiveJournal.com - Start a Free Blog / Journal Today assface

scottishbastard · 10-30-2009, 01:17 AM

Want me to find 100 posts even less worthy of being posted? I'm sure there were a few today.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:20 AM

yes

scottishbastard · 10-30-2009, 01:21 AM

Let me PM them to you then, I dont want to be a dick to the posters like you. k?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 10-30-2009, 01:23 AM

yeah as long as it keeps you busy enough to not start a new thread for about an hour, get right on that champ.

10-29-2009, 08:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I stinks like diarrhea in here... It smells strongly of liquid shit in my room and there's two very guilty looking chihuahuas in here. BUT I CANT FUCKING FIND IT. I go to the store to get some cigarettes, and they pull a fucking ninja shit on me! That's all...I'll let you know if I find/step in it. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-29-2009, 08:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Ahh! I totally fucking found it...and by found I mean almost stepped in it. But it still stinks like shit in here...Maybe it's just me? __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-29-2009, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Goddamnit! We take them out like 50 times a day and they just stand by the backdoor and shiver/look inside/yip, then they come in the nice warm house and drop a deuce somewhere hard to reach. Btw, I just realized the name of this post is "I smells like diarrhea in here" lulz. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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10-30-2009, 12:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	your fault for have chihuahuas __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

10-29-2009, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	It's sad when dogs have that guilty look on their face. They know what they did but it's YOUR fucking fault for not letting them out. They can't very well work the door knob themselves, can they?

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,468 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,131 Times in 1,874 Posts	Chihuahuas are good for only one thing. Shark bait. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

10-30-2009, 12:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	haha yeah i don't hate any single animal except chihuahuas and little yap dogs __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

10-30-2009, 12:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	I love chihuahuas. Some of them are nervous little wimps and the others think they're pitbulls. They're my little Aztec warrior friends....Funny thing is, the only song that calms them down is the song from Beverly hills chihuahua (Da, na na na na - Chihuahua!). I actually watched that movie with mine a while back, and I think he totally dug it ("Tiny but mighty!"). This one looks a lot like mine....A LOT <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EKzWigP7W7c&hl=en&fs =1&"></param><param name="allowFullScree n" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptacc ess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EKzWigP7W7c&hl=en&fs =1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="a lways" allowfullscreen="tru e" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-30-2009, 01:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Tell me Napoleon isn't adorable: __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-30-2009, 01:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
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10-30-2009, 01:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Was that the wind?? I could have sworn I heard a troll. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-30-2009, 01:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
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10-30-2009, 01:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Want me to find 100 posts even less worthy of being posted? I'm sure there were a few today. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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10-30-2009, 01:21 AM	#19 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Let me PM them to you then, I dont want to be a dick to the posters like you. k? __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

10-30-2009, 01:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	yeah as long as it keeps you busy enough to not start a new thread for about an hour, get right on that champ. __________________