crookedhatinator45

i grew up in London, Ontario [home of Labbatt's]. blue, and 50 and stuffs was always pretty cheap from the factory store, and you could even get 40s of blue, 50, max ice, bud [post-merger] and so on. pretty dope when you're in high-school and university.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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osirus2020

I sharted at the gym once. I was doing bench-presses.

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The Rev

One of the four horsemen of the apocalyse, I believe. War, Pestilence, Disease, and Ooops.

BTW, why is it that white people beer is so innocuous (Bud, Coors, etc.) while black people beer is all death oriented (King Cobra, Colt 45, etc.)? Do you think corporate America is trying to send it's minorities a message?



The Rev

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adventure

^^^ Yes.. great thread.. I used to be in love with steel reserve... I used to drink two 22s on my lunch break. If i want a fast buzz, hard booze

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osirus2020

Nobody said Colt 45 was black people Beer. Maybe corporate America has already gotten to you...

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ColtEtish

I don't think I could do that, for some reason steel gives me this strange narcotic like buzz. I could down 7 or 8 normal beers and be much more lucid and able to hide it than if I drank 2 22s of steel.

Why is it that I just started shitting myself in the last couple years? I hadn't shit in my pants since I was 4, and all of the sudden I hit 20 and started shitting myself again. Since I hit 20 it has happened at least 3 times, the most epic destroying a pair of boxers and jeans.

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Mercury

You might wanna think about hooking yourself up with a catheter next time you throw back malt liquors. You'll definitely need one if you wanna try some CAMO High Gravity.



Shits no joke (pardon the pun)

ColtEtish

I have actually considered that, I have sterile jelly and several sterile catheters. I just don't have a leg bag.

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crookedhatinator45

dude, you shat yourself until you were 4? aren't most peeps potty-trained by like 2-ish?

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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ColtEtish

No I had a really bad infection that almost killed me and I was in the hospital for almost a month. I was on the playground at the childrens hospital and I shit myself because I couldn't make it to the bathroom. I was potty trained well before that.

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crookedhatinator45

so you shat yoself AND you ripped off the government?? i bet killa's a big fan of yours hahah

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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scottishbastard

Someone just asked me the other day why I would "shit my pants from drinking"...I totally get it. haha.

I crapped my pants in wal mart a couple years back in the game section. I was wearing shorts with no underwear dopesick...I spent an hour and a half in their bathroom cleaning shit off me, then had to ride 40 minutes back to my place in the city before I could change my pants and shower.

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats

cantSEEme

lol... malt liquor.

a bunch of nasty drinking welfare babies up in this piece.

/sips the ides.
//waits for first of the month

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ColtEtish

No my father and his insurance paid for that stay at the hospital. I would ask him how much it cost him, but the look in his eyes might tell me that he wished he had not spent the money.

He would have been better off

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Lloydy

"high gravity" lager

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ColtEtish

Yea I never understood exactly what that meant...

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verklingen

just wait til youre 80

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Flamingnun

Honestly, you people need buckfast.

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R.I.P. Alice D.