I just shit my pants. - Page 3

osirus2020 · 11-05-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

so you shat yoself AND you ripped off the government?? i bet killa's a big fan of yours hahah

We actually have to pay for health care in this country. That is, as long as you're a legal citizen who pays taxes.

scottishbastard · 11-05-2009, 12:18 PM

High Gravity? I think it means it gets you crunk (i.e. Makes you feel like the gravity has increased)

Bad dog · 11-05-2009, 01:28 PM

wtf is malt liquor?
you americans know fuck all about beer.
however you do seem to know a lot about "touching cloth" or "following through".

osirus2020 · 11-05-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad dog

wtf is malt liquor?
you americans know fuck all about beer.
however you do seem to know a lot about "touching cloth" or "following through".

It's a form of beer. I think the reason they don't call it "beer" has to do with the specificity of liquor licenses and zoning regulations we have over here.

High gravity is just another word for high alcohol content. However real beer has an alcohol content between 4-7% anyways so IDK why that's considered "high grav".

BibleGuy · 11-05-2009, 03:37 PM

For Colt:

Now don't say I never gave you nuthin.

11-12-2009, 12:27 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Roach · 11-12-2009, 02:29 AM

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This is the 2nd or 3rd thread to discuss shitting yourself in the last 2 days....

german fettish ?

it'll pass.

with little notice.

much like his poo does.

"never trust a fart !"

**~~stateofkane~~** · 11-12-2009, 07:31 AM

I take about 5 craps a day, usually liquid crap mixed with diarrhea. After I wake up, it's only about 20 minutes before I'm on the toilet forcing out a blast of liquid. If I eat pizza, potatoes, or anything greasy, less than 10 minutes later it's gone, and usually not all at once so I either have to wait or go back.

I did crap my pants once in a store and I was wearing shorts. The liquid was running down my leg but I can't remember if anyone noticed.

**farmergiles** · 11-12-2009, 06:15 PM

Just when i thought things couldn't get any more bizarre.

Sir-Ex · 11-12-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by stateofkane

I take about 5 craps a day, usually liquid crap mixed with diarrhea. After I wake up, it's only about 20 minutes before I'm on the toilet forcing out a blast of liquid. If I eat pizza, potatoes, or anything greasy, less than 10 minutes later it's gone, and usually not all at once so I either have to wait or go back.

I did crap my pants once in a store and I was wearing shorts. The liquid was running down my leg but I can't remember if anyone noticed.

Um.. have you seen a doctor about this? If that's what your bowel movements are like all the time, you're not going to live very long bud.

crookedhatinator45 · 11-13-2009, 12:34 AM

have any of you used that new charmin ultra?? it has red on the package...

i got it last month, and it feels like i'm wiping my ass with paper towel..

Parallax · 11-13-2009, 09:11 PM

i had it happen a couple times when i was sick, luckily i was at home everytime it happened

maszac · 11-15-2009, 11:45 AM

bwehahahahah...

one time when i was like 8 i crapped my pants cause i didn't wanna stop playing grand theft auto on the psx

11-05-2009, 12:18 PM	#42 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	High Gravity? I think it means it gets you crunk (i.e. Makes you feel like the gravity has increased) __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

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farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In My Fire Engine Posts: 7,134 Thanks: 2,040 Thanked 3,167 Times in 2,191 Posts	Just when i thought things couldn't get any more bizarre. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys*

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,630 Thanks: 131 Thanked 497 Times in 269 Posts	i had it happen a couple times when i was sick, luckily i was at home everytime it happened __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 560 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	I take about 5 craps a day, usually liquid crap mixed with diarrhea. After I wake up, it's only about 20 minutes before I'm on the toilet forcing out a blast of liquid. If I eat pizza, potatoes, or anything greasy, less than 10 minutes later it's gone, and usually not all at once so I either have to wait or go back. I did crap my pants once in a store and I was wearing shorts. The liquid was running down my leg but I can't remember if anyone noticed.

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 872 Thanks: 1,344 Thanked 224 Times in 142 Posts	bwehahahahah... one time when i was like 8 i crapped my pants cause i didn't wanna stop playing grand theft auto on the psx

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