I just shit my pants.

ColtEtish · 11-04-2009, 10:32 AM

I knew that it most likely wasn't going to be a fart, but I tried anyway! I managed to make it to the bathroom before much of it got on my boxers, but the insides of both ass cheeks were completely covered in a slimy layer of poo. Stay away from 211 kids!

crookedhatinator45 · 11-04-2009, 10:37 AM

what the effff is 211? and thanks for sharing, ahahahaha

ionlylooklazy · 11-04-2009, 10:41 AM

steele reerve 211

Grieves · 11-04-2009, 10:41 AM

poor choices all around...you drinking 211 and shitting yourself, you then making a thread, me reading it and making this post...

**Mafoo** · 11-04-2009, 10:42 AM

thats nasty bro

Lloydy · 11-04-2009, 10:54 AM

excellent

verklingen · 11-04-2009, 10:55 AM

this is one of the reasons i stopped going commando

ColtEtish · 11-04-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

Oe > 211

True. I just decided last night to get a bunch of 211 for a little nostalgia drunk. Bum beer ftw!

verklingen · 11-04-2009, 11:00 AM

gechoself some md2020 and have a real bum party next time

crookedhatinator45 · 11-04-2009, 11:02 AM

why not kick it classy with some champale?

Mydriasis · 11-04-2009, 12:41 PM

Colt 45 double malt = favorite beer

OE is legit
St Ides is better
Hurricane is a lot like steel
King Cobra is too much like bud-light
Mickeys is blah
schlitz isn't bad but man it isn't good

steel is piss just like evil eye.

Please don't shit your pants...

**Mafoo** · 11-04-2009, 12:43 PM

i bet i can drink more malt liquor than even the blackest of the white yahookans

crookedhatinator45 · 11-04-2009, 12:48 PM

colt 45 isn't beer. it's malt liquor.

Qui-Bong Jinn · 11-04-2009, 12:58 PM

I refuse to drink cheap beer, it tastes terrible, Labatt Blue is where its at. Atleast you didnt get it on your boxers, shit happened to me once at subway, had to fart, but ended up diarrhaeing all over my boxers, I had to work another 2 hours in shit boxers, luckily I got most of it out, so they were just wet.

Mydriasis · 11-04-2009, 12:59 PM

Maffoo I used to be the same way. But now I don't really drink.

Malt liquor is fucking beer. Go to the corner store grab a 40 and your getting a "beer" dude.

**SageTree** · 11-04-2009, 12:59 PM

This is the 2nd or 3rd thread to discuss shitting yourself in the last 2 days....

Sugar420 · 11-04-2009, 01:08 PM

king cobra is where its at bitches

**Mafoo** · 11-04-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mydriasis

Maffoo I used to be the same way. But now I don't really drink.

Malt liquor is fucking beer. Go to the corner store grab a 40 and your getting a "beer" dude.

ive been chillin out on the drinking, ive blacked out so many times in my life(i never throw up or piss myself or piss on the floor) that i feel like id have to be stupid to not stop now when ive had only a few actual negative consequences. and beyond that, i hate not knowing what i did...

421 · 11-04-2009, 02:28 PM

everybody sharts sometimes.

Cerpin Taxt · 11-04-2009, 02:41 PM

YouTube - Sharted

11-04-2009, 10:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	poor choices all around...you drinking 211 and shitting yourself, you then making a thread, me reading it and making this post... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	gechoself some md2020 and have a real bum party next time __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 558 Times in 292 Posts	steele reerve 211

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Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Colt 45 double malt = favorite beer OE is legit St Ides is better Hurricane is a lot like steel King Cobra is too much like bud-light Mickeys is blah schlitz isn't bad but man it isn't good steel is piss just like evil eye. Please don't shit your pants... __________________ ۞

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,648 Times in 1,697 Posts	i bet i can drink more malt liquor than even the blackest of the white yahookans __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	I refuse to drink cheap beer, it tastes terrible, Labatt Blue is where its at. Atleast you didnt get it on your boxers, shit happened to me once at subway, had to fart, but ended up diarrhaeing all over my boxers, I had to work another 2 hours in shit boxers, luckily I got most of it out, so they were just wet.

11-04-2009, 12:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,293 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Maffoo I used to be the same way. But now I don't really drink. Malt liquor is fucking beer. Go to the corner store grab a 40 and your getting a "beer" dude. __________________ ۞

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	king cobra is where its at bitches

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