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Old 11-05-2009, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Trip Report: Aspartame

First off, I've been off this drug for almost a year now. I slipped up this morning and here is my experience.

Dosage: 1.5 liters of diet coke

7:30 am - I awake and scramble downstairs to get a drink to remove the taste of ashtray from my mouth, only thing in fridge is a 75% full 2 liter of diet coke. I grab it cuz im dying of thirst and start chugging. Prolly drink a full liter. I bring it upstairs with me.

7:35 am- I've finished the bottle off by now

7:36 am- Back asleep

8:10am - Wake up. Upon waking up I notice I am extremely confused to my whereabouts, I have a splitting headache now and my mind is racing with a million thoughts, all random, I cannot control it.

8:15 - Im walking around my room confused, with a sea of nothingness in my head, but a million half-thoughts at the same time. Getting scared.

8:25 - Sitting at my PC now staring at a blank screen, head is still throbbing in pain, confusion is still prevalent.

8:32 am - In the shower now, trying to cool off. My body temperature has risen, I am still confused, Thoughts are loud in my head now, blocking out any real thought. Headache persists.

9:00 am - Confusion and Headache fading. Returning to baseline.

9:15 am - Leveled off and I feel normal, a little strung out.



I would compare this drug to a light dose of DXM or that confused state you get after the acid starts wearing off. Or when you have been binging on cocaine all night and you finally run out and you're in your room, trying to sleep in bed watching TV.

I wouldn't recommend this drug to anyone, it's harsh and has a lot of ill-effects;




Eye
blindness in one or both eyes
decreased vision and/or other eye problems such as: blurring, bright flashes, squiggly lines, tunnel vision, decreased night vision
pain in one or both eyes
decreased tears
trouble with contact lenses
bulging eyes

Ear
tinnitus - ringing or buzzing sound
severe intolerance of noise
marked hearing impairment

Neurologic
epileptic seizures
headaches, migraines and (some severe)
dizziness, unsteadiness, both
confusion, memory loss, both
severe drowsiness and sleepiness
paresthesia or numbness of the limbs
severe slurring of speech
severe hyperactivity and restless legs
atypical facial pain
severe tremors

Psychological/Psychiatric
severe depression
irritability
aggression
anxiety
personality changes
insomnia
phobias

Chest
palpitations, tachycardia
shortness of breath
recent high blood pressure

Gastrointestinal
nausea
diarrhea, sometimes with blood in stools
abdominal pain
pain when swallowing

Skin and Allergies
itching without a rash
lip and mouth reactions
hives
aggravated respiratory allergies such as asthma

Endocrine and Metabolic
loss of control of diabetes
menstrual changes
marked thinning or loss of hair
marked weight loss
gradual weight gain
aggravated low blood sugar (hypoglycemia)
severe PMS

Other
frequency of voiding and burning during urination
excessive thirst, fluid retention, leg swelling, and bloating
increased susceptibility to infection

Additional Symptoms of Aspartame Toxicity include the most critical symptoms of all
death
irreversible brain damage
birth defects, including mental retardation
peptic ulcers
aspartame addiction and increased craving for sweets
hyperactivity in children
severe depression
aggressive behavior
suicidal tendencies

Aspartame may trigger, mimic, or cause the following illnesses:
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Epstein-Barr
Post-Polio Syndrome
Lyme Disease
Grave’s Disease
Meniere’s Disease
Alzheimer’s Disease
ALS
Epilepsy
Multiple Sclerosis (MS)
EMS
Hypothyroidism
Mercury sensitivity from Amalgam fillings
Fibromyalgia
Lupus
non-Hodgkins
Lymphoma
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i only read as far as you waking up feeling bad

of course you fucking did, soda dehydrates you

all i know is aspartame breaks down into 3 things... which i don't even remember. the worst one is an insignificant amount. i figure you'd have to ingest a ton of aspartame for it to scew you up. i don't even know whether theres an accumulative effect.

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Old 11-05-2009, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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epic fail...
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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your life sounds fun rob... fun in a shitty way
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Obviously ironic post is obvious.
I had a chuckle. Nice try Rob. Do better next time.

Although I haven't made a decent thread in months.
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Although I haven't made a decent thread in months.
that's ok, i ain't been myself in years
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wow, you gotta be a retard to actually try and get high off aspartame, its sad you took the time to write a huge post, that nobody read.

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Old 11-06-2009, 03:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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