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Sir-Ex · 11-07-2009, 12:44 PM

For $30 000 I would want 10 gorgeous women of all ethnicities to stroke and lick everywhere on my body simultaneously, take turns on my face, fuck each other. Also at one 8 would point assemble themselves in a circle around me, bent over asses pointed toward me, hand in hand so if I looked around myself I would see an octagram of women with myself as the centre point. I would then proceed to give an orgasm to each inner vertex while the 2 extra women would stay in the centre with me tossing my salad and making out with the girl I'm fucking/me/the girl tossing my salad/whatever else I want her to do.

This is really just the tip of the iceberg on that. There are things I'd want them to do that I just wont say because not even this e-guise can do it without blushing a bit.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-07-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

This is really just the tip of the iceberg on that. There are things I'd want them to do that I just wont say because not even this e-guise can do it without blushing a bit.

so basically what you're saying is that you're in to pegging

Mescalito · 11-07-2009, 05:27 PM

ahhhhhhhhhahaha

wellfleation · 11-07-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

i chose no. but in a way, we all pay. dinner, drinks, drugs, ect....

it's never really free.

What's that bumper sticker: Ass, Grass, or Gas, No One Rides for Free!

As profound then as it is now.

Grieves · 11-07-2009, 06:40 PM

I would pay for unattainable sex(i.e. celebrity tang, which would be filmed to recoup the investment)...or a legal's virginity....

Sir-Ex · 11-08-2009, 02:38 AM

what if she was 16 and you were in a country where it was legal?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 11-08-2009, 02:44 AM

as long as there's grass on the field....

The Rev · 11-08-2009, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

For $30 000 I would want 10 gorgeous women of all ethnicities to stroke and lick everywhere on my body simultaneously, take turns on my face, fuck each other. Also at one 8 would point assemble themselves in a circle around me, bent over asses pointed toward me, hand in hand so if I looked around myself I would see an octagram of women with myself as the centre point. I would then proceed to give an orgasm to each inner vertex while the 2 extra women would stay in the centre with me tossing my salad and making out with the girl I'm fucking/me/the girl tossing my salad/whatever else I want her to do.

This is really just the tip of the iceberg on that. There are things I'd want them to do that I just wont say because not even this e-guise can do it without blushing a bit.

You've clearly given this some thought...

The Rev

Grieves · 11-08-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

what if she was 16 and you were in a country where it was legal?

Then it is legal....are you slow?

Sir-Ex · 11-08-2009, 02:04 PM

Uh. no just seeing if age was any sort of stipulation.

What if she was 14?

Ego Tripping · 11-08-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by al-Mu'akhkhir

you guys have it all wrong, the relationship STARTS with sex, it doesn't build up to it.

shit who the fuck taught you guys this dating stuff? your moms'? SHIT IS WEAK

^ only virgin in the thread.

notepad · 11-08-2009, 03:39 PM

lolol

LHM · 11-08-2009, 10:13 PM

Forgot to state my reasons. Basically I feel it's not worth it. There's no real connection there. You know money is behind it all and that's a total turn off for me. The whole game is more exciting because if you find someone who genuinely likes you, it's so much more real and special. Not to mention the numerous other men they have slept with and the health risks involved.

notepad · 11-08-2009, 10:22 PM

rofl

crookedhatinator45 · 11-08-2009, 11:21 PM

HAHAHAH @ "will you be my girlfriend?" <--- grade school game

if i want to pay for sex, i'll take her to a movie or something.

Grieves · 11-09-2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

Uh. no just seeing if age was any sort of stipulation.

What if she was 14?

My morals regarding sexual acts are strictly based on whether the action(s) has/have a high chance of landing me in jail...That is all you need to know...

Sir-Ex · 11-09-2009, 04:59 AM

Beth: So are you two an item or whhhhaaaat????
Tanya: It's officially exclusive.
Me: We're boyfriend and girlfriend
Beth: Oooooooo!

View Poll Results: Would you pay for sex or a BJ?
Hell yes!	15	48.39%
No way!	4	12.90%
What the fuck?	1	3.23%
Only if I was desperate...	6	19.35%
Why would I need too?	1	3.23%
Strictly gay sex	4	12.90%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

11-07-2009, 12:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	For $30 000 I would want 10 gorgeous women of all ethnicities to stroke and lick everywhere on my body simultaneously, take turns on my face, fuck each other. Also at one 8 would point assemble themselves in a circle around me, bent over asses pointed toward me, hand in hand so if I looked around myself I would see an octagram of women with myself as the centre point. I would then proceed to give an orgasm to each inner vertex while the 2 extra women would stay in the centre with me tossing my salad and making out with the girl I'm fucking/me/the girl tossing my salad/whatever else I want her to do. This is really just the tip of the iceberg on that. There are things I'd want them to do that I just wont say because not even this e-guise can do it without blushing a bit. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-07-2009, 06:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	I would pay for unattainable sex(i.e. celebrity tang, which would be filmed to recoup the investment)...or a legal's virginity.... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

11-08-2009, 02:38 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	what if she was 16 and you were in a country where it was legal? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	as long as there's grass on the field.... __________________

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11-08-2009, 02:04 PM	#30 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Uh. no just seeing if age was any sort of stipulation. What if she was 14? __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-08-2009, 03:39 PM	#32 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	lolol

11-08-2009, 10:13 PM	#33 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	Forgot to state my reasons. Basically I feel it's not worth it. There's no real connection there. You know money is behind it all and that's a total turn off for me. The whole game is more exciting because if you find someone who genuinely likes you, it's so much more real and special. Not to mention the numerous other men they have slept with and the health risks involved. __________________ Next time you say "I have nothing in common with this person," remember that you have a great deal in common: A few years from now - two years or seventy years, it doesn't make much difference - both of you will have become rotting corpses, then piles of dust, then nothing at all.

11-08-2009, 10:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	rofl

11-09-2009, 04:59 AM	#37 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Beth: So are you two an item or whhhhaaaat???? Tanya: It's officially exclusive. Me: We're boyfriend and girlfriend Beth: Oooooooo! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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