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Old 11-09-2009, 09:42 AM   #81 (permalink)
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omfg i fucking mother fucking loooooooooOLLLLOOOOO OOVE smoking cigarettes
ive been a hardcore full time smoker for 8 years

unfortunately i just quit, its been about 3 months maybe a bit more

it was easy at first
but now every time i drive past the fucking gas station im like aaaaaaaarggggh smokes
and everytime im at the liquor store (which is very quite often alot) im like AAAAAAAAAAARGH SMOKES
and sometimes im just at the grocery store just buying cheese and shes all like:
"anything else with that?"
and im like:
"AAAAAAAAAAREGBGGGGG HHHHHHH SMOOOOOOKEDS SMOOOOOOOOKES SMOOOOOOKES JUST SWIPE THE FUCKING CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-"

and then today when i seen a friend of mine he was walking his dog on the beach and im like heyo barry u got a smoke and he' s like nah im going to the store toget some come keep me company
then i was like aargh i shouldnt


i really dont know why i fucking quit smoking i looove smoking
i only did it for my wife so she's stop nagging me
and now she really sucks
not even the good way so im thinking about starting smoking again

but then its like when you think about it 10 bucks a day and in bc its only 20 smokes in a pack unlike the east coast where u get 25 for like 8.50(even the good brands)

now instead of smoking cigarettes i smoke a fuckload of weed i smoke joints like theyre cigarettes i dont even get high

but im still not technically 'smoking'
its stupid
man im just ranting now
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:45 AM   #82 (permalink)
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these:


or these on special occasions
both of these are fantastic
just regular not kingsize

green death ftw
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:46 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Jesus. I always forget how much of a crazy place Canada is until I remember how much cigarettes are...But it's got hot girls, good bud, and a lower drinking age....So Im down.

My major problem isnt the nicotine addiction its the psychological aspect of smoking. I noticed that when I dont have cigarettes I eat constantly and bite my nails (and masturbate chronically). I just like doing something with my hands I think. My mom is the same way (minus the masturbation...hopef ully).
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No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 11-09-2009, 09:54 AM   #84 (permalink)
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What would I have to do to convince one of you Canadian niggas to send a brother a pack of those Export As? Is that even legal?
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You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 11-09-2009, 10:03 AM   #85 (permalink)
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What I like to say to smokers that I talk to casually when they tell me they smoke/start smoking in front of me I say, 'oh jeez you're going to choke to death in the end man/babe/dude/etc' variations include 'suffocate' 'die gasping' etc
Why stop there? Might as well go around giving everyone gratuitous death assessments. Seat belts, construction zones, competitive sports. I'm sure everyone would love to hear from you.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:42 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I love people who want weed to be legalized but are such smug fucking assholes about people who smoke cigarettes.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:46 PM   #87 (permalink)
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im surprised you need to be reminded: weed never killed anybody. tobacco has killed plenty.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:49 PM   #88 (permalink)
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But isn't it a persons choice to put whatever they want in their own bodies? Isn't that the whole debate?
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:02 PM   #89 (permalink)
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if youre addicted to commercially produced cigarettes, you dont have a choice, the addiction is deciding for you. so no, thats not the whole debate
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:07 PM   #90 (permalink)
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people are addicted to everything. end of story.
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:24 PM   #91 (permalink)
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really?
when i worked landscaping in vancouver all the brothers chewed tobacco
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:21 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Why stop there? Might as well go around giving everyone gratuitous death assessments. Seat belts, construction zones, competitive sports. I'm sure everyone would love to hear from you.

If I was in a car with someone not wearing a seat belt I'd probably mention that they might wanna put their seat belt on.

I just like doing it with cigarettes especially because it's ridiculous; you're paying lots of money for an obvious poison so that you... get a short little buzz. I mean cigarettes aren't even good until you're addicted, it's stupid.

But you have to know I don't say that sort of thing to just someone randomly on the street. It's gotta be someone that is in the same situation as me for some similar reason (ie at work, at school, at a party whatever). If there is some kind of association I feel the right to do it without feeling guilty.

And I don't care in the least if the only thing that enters their head is, 'this guy is a fucking prick,' because well.. I only said it because it felt good to say. So many folks ignore everyday truths so they can go on living how they're accustomed and they just hate it when something interferes with that grove. If people are thinking I'm a prick it's because they're a pussy. Automatically they feel attacked, like I'm judging them or something.

Nope. I'm just observing that thing you so expertly ignore. Sorry for bringing it up.. I know life is hard and you need your crutch and no one's allowed to say anything about it because this is your life and you have the right to live it however you want. How rude and crass I am, how inappropriate, how egotistical and arrogant I must be.

Well actually there's no such thing as right. But it is true that cigarettes are killing you.
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:24 PM   #93 (permalink)
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only black dudes i usually see chewing are baseball players
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:25 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Well that was quite the rant..

I have nothing else to do!!!!


*cries hysterically*



Oh wait I have herb.
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:28 PM   #95 (permalink)
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i trade you this pack of cigs for that herb
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But isn't it a persons choice to put whatever they want in their own bodies? Isn't that the whole debate?
Dead on. You cant be for the legalization of one drug over the other when it comes to recreational use. And besides, the air in the average city is atleast as dirty as a cigarette.

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if youre addicted to commercially produced cigarettes, you dont have a choice, the addiction is deciding for you. so no, thats not the whole debate
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That's just wahat the liberal media wants you to believe.

Plus if you smoke menthols the mint kills all the cancer particles. FACT.
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I've never met a black guy that chews tobacco.

Don't know where that come from but it's true.

Also most black guys I've met in Montana (yes there are some) don't smoke menthols, one of my coworkers said he was trying to break down the stereotype by smoking white boy camels. I called him an Uncle Tom
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Really? Crazy.

It's probably because I live in Montana and have met maybe twelve black ppl in my life.

The largest minority (oxymoron) here is natives, and those brothers LOVE the chewing tobacco
Terry wins for funniest posts while not trying to be funny. All those made me lol.
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 11-09-2009, 04:29 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Dead on. You cant be for the legalization of one drug over the other when it comes to recreational use. And besides, the air in the average city is atleast as dirty as a cigarette.
way to miss the plot with your own out-of-left-field talking point. and besides, some made up b.s. "fact" that is both untrue and meaningless.
1. no one said they wanted to make tobacco illegal
2.habitual addictive cigarette smoking is not "recreational"

does this "free choice" logic apply to fat people too? i see all kinds of hate for fat ppl, but really its their choice, isnt it?
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:33 PM   #100 (permalink)
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does this "free choice" logic apply to fat people too? i see all kinds of hate for fat ppl, but really its their choice, isnt it?
yep, at least to me it does.
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