alpha male

**~~SMOKEWEED~~** · 11-08-2009, 09:17 PM

i went out to a club last night to get over my gf (who left me after i beat up her gynacolgist when i found out what a gynacolgist waas and also learned that he was a man) and i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this fucking loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put his arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey asshole the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to fuck off so i punched him hard in the stomach and doubled him over then told the girl to let me know when she wants to be with a real man. she called me an asshole and told me to get lost. i knew this meant she secretly wanted me so i left and went somewhere else for a while just to get her wanting me more.

anyway later on i saw that motherfucker at the bar with the same girl AGAIN....obviously he hadnt learned his lesson so i grabbed a fucking beer mug and fucking smashed it over his fucking head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time.

crookedhatinator45 · 11-08-2009, 09:29 PM

alt? hahah i just love 'my gf left me after i beat up her gynacologist, after i found out what a gynacologist is and that her's was a man..'

crookedhatinator45 · 11-08-2009, 09:32 PM

also lul @ "ayyo bitch-- i'm an alpha male."

**Bearsy** · 11-08-2009, 09:48 PM

I want to know which Hookan has enough time to make an alt and come up with some shitty story about beating X up and how cool that makes him.
And then repeat the process at least 3 times in the past month/month and a half.

Geeno · 11-08-2009, 10:34 PM

^cause its fucking awesome

Mercury · 11-08-2009, 10:43 PM

Clubs are competitive, no doubt. I think where you went wrong was your dancing. You weren't the alpha male of the dance floor. It's a scientific fact that if you were a good dancer then you wouldn't have lost the girl.

421 · 11-08-2009, 11:04 PM

ayo alpha male, you didnt get her number? lame. i'll beat yo ass I'M THE ALPHA MALE

crookedhatinator45 · 11-09-2009, 12:04 AM

numbers are soooooo easy to get. do kids need lessons?

crookedhatinator45 · 11-09-2009, 12:05 AM

^ alpha male.

Dr. Drew · 11-09-2009, 06:20 PM

This post is the story of my life.

K10 · 11-09-2009, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

This post is the story of my life.

seriously yo.....I can still remember that fateful day when I learned what a gynecologist was and that some filthy guy was totally fisting my girlfriend on the sly.

Mydriasis · 11-09-2009, 07:09 PM

Has anyone noticed that buds bunny's post also involves a night-club and stupid violence?

notepad · 11-09-2009, 07:24 PM

i always forget thats buds bunny

anyway

im alpha male.

dibbs.

scottishbastard · 11-09-2009, 07:48 PM

Yahooka Troll Day 2009

Waves · 11-09-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMOKEWEED

i went out to a club last night to get over my gf (who left me after i beat up her gynacolgist when i found out what a gynacolgist waas and also learned that he was a man) and i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this fucking loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put his arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey asshole the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to fuck off so i punched him hard in the stomach and doubled him over then told the girl to let me know when she wants to be with a real man. she called me an asshole and told me to get lost. i knew this meant she secretly wanted me so i left and went somewhere else for a while just to get her wanting me more.

anyway later on i saw that motherfucker at the bar with the same girl AGAIN....obviously he hadnt learned his lesson so i grabbed a fucking beer mug and fucking smashed it over his fucking head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time.

and theeeeeeeen?

crookedhatinator45 · 11-09-2009, 07:53 PM

crookedhatinator45 · 11-09-2009, 07:54 PM

^ alpha male

Ego Tripping · 11-30-2009, 06:46 PM

Don't ask how I found this. Bump.

The SARS Volta · 11-30-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notepad

i always forget thats buds bunny

anyway

im alpha male.

dibbs.

this is more or less how the ranking system works in alpha-land. meaning bitch, he's right

_tyranT · 11-30-2009, 07:31 PM

this has to be a joke.

the way your your username looks intelligent.

11-08-2009, 09:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~SMOKEWEED~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	alpha male i went out to a club last night to get over my gf (who left me after i beat up her gynacolgist when i found out what a gynacolgist waas and also learned that he was a man) and i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this fucking loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put his arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey asshole the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to fuck off so i punched him hard in the stomach and doubled him over then told the girl to let me know when she wants to be with a real man. she called me an asshole and told me to get lost. i knew this meant she secretly wanted me so i left and went somewhere else for a while just to get her wanting me more. anyway later on i saw that motherfucker at the bar with the same girl AGAIN....obviously he hadnt learned his lesson so i grabbed a fucking beer mug and fucking smashed it over his fucking head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time.

11-08-2009, 11:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,790 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	ayo alpha male, you didnt get her number? lame. i'll beat yo ass I'M THE ALPHA MALE __________________ further forward

11-09-2009, 07:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Has anyone noticed that buds bunny's post also involves a night-club and stupid violence? __________________ ۞

11-09-2009, 07:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,956 Thanks: 32 Thanked 67 Times in 58 Posts	Yahooka Troll Day 2009 __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

11-30-2009, 06:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 13,461 Thanks: 229 Thanked 657 Times in 438 Posts	Don't ask how I found this. Bump. __________________ God appears, and God is light, To those poor souls who dwell in night; But does a human form display To those who dwell in realms of day.

11-08-2009, 10:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,190 Thanks: 294 Thanked 799 Times in 537 Posts	Clubs are competitive, no doubt. I think where you went wrong was your dancing. You weren't the alpha male of the dance floor. It's a scientific fact that if you were a good dancer then you wouldn't have lost the girl.

11-09-2009, 07:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 656 Thanked 313 Times in 161 Posts	i always forget thats buds bunny anyway im alpha male. dibbs.

11-30-2009, 07:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
_tyranT Old School Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ohio Posts: 1,574 Thanks: 12 Thanked 41 Times in 29 Posts	this has to be a joke. the way your your username looks intelligent.

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