I've eaten a dozen babies in the last 24 hours

José · 11-10-2009, 03:20 PM

True story.

11-10-2009, 03:23 PM

So that answers the question do you spit or swallow.....

José · 11-10-2009, 03:25 PM

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Mercury · 11-10-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoney

So that answers the question do you spit or swallow.....

got'em!!

11-10-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Depends on how hard you squeeze them?

José · 11-10-2009, 03:38 PM

I never planned to put the answer.

Man in Black · 11-10-2009, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoney

So that answers the question do you spit or swallow.....

pwned

Bearsy · 11-11-2009, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoney

Depends on how hard you squeeze them?

Ban?

notepad · 11-11-2009, 07:55 AM

uh why

scottishbastard · 11-11-2009, 07:56 AM

Whats worse than 3 dead babies in a trashcan?
1 dead baby in three trashcans!

Ban? I think not.

scottishbastard · 11-11-2009, 07:57 AM

Chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.....Oh ...Wait a second.

Bearsy · 11-11-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by notepad

uh why

Because apparently the boundaries of taste on Yahooka end somewhere after the Holocaust and just before dead babies.

Mercury · 11-11-2009, 08:54 AM

it's only truely ban worthy if the dead baby being joked about was a kin of a yahookan.

Lloydy · 11-11-2009, 10:13 AM

AH ATE A BABEH

scottishbastard · 11-11-2009, 11:11 AM

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

scottishbastard · 11-11-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lloydy

AH ATE A BABEH

Hey! Howd you get a photo of me?

11-11-2009, 04:58 PM

There is no difference...... You can put em both in an oven....

Waves · 11-11-2009, 05:02 PM

badgoalie85 · 11-11-2009, 05:20 PM

if a tree falls on a dead baby in a forest and no one's around to see it, is it still hilarious?

LHM · 11-11-2009, 05:32 PM

Not really cause the baby's already dead.

11-10-2009, 03:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I've eaten a dozen babies in the last 24 hours True story.

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	I never planned to put the answer. Attached Images Last edited by José; 11-10-2009 at 03:41 PM.

11-11-2009, 07:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Whats worse than 3 dead babies in a trashcan? 1 dead baby in three trashcans! Ban? I think not. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

11-11-2009, 07:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.....Oh ...Wait a second. __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

11-11-2009, 10:13 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,971 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	AH ATE A BABEH __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

11-10-2009, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	So that answers the question do you spit or swallow.....

11-10-2009, 03:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

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notepad dick 'slyde' hyde Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: above the clouds Posts: 2,026 Thanks: 821 Thanked 348 Times in 178 Posts	uh why

11-11-2009, 08:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	it's only truely ban worthy if the dead baby being joked about was a kin of a yahookan.

11-11-2009, 11:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
scottishbastard ARGH! FUCK! KILL! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Castaic/Los Angeles California BITCHES! Posts: 1,954 Thanks: 32 Thanked 69 Times in 60 Posts	Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? __________________ Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you You think you hold the high hand I've got my doubts I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts ..... And even if I have to go to Claremont Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont Let me go Let me lie low Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do No matter what I ask of you And you send your dark messengers to tempt me I come from Chino so all your threats are empty - the mountain goats

11-11-2009, 04:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
Stoney Guest Posts: n/a	There is no difference...... You can put em both in an oven....

11-11-2009, 05:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	__________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

11-11-2009, 05:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	if a tree falls on a dead baby in a forest and no one's around to see it, is it still hilarious? __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

11-11-2009, 05:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
LHM BRINGBACKFANCYSYMBOL Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 599 Thanks: 70 Thanked 85 Times in 28 Posts	Not really cause the baby's already dead. __________________ Next time you say "I have nothing in common with this person," remember that you have a great deal in common: A few years from now - two years or seventy years, it doesn't make much difference - both of you will have become rotting corpses, then piles of dust, then nothing at all.

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