Why don't Jews grow? - Page 2

my_scatterheart · 11-14-2009, 12:52 PM

I'll fix it for ya

kitch · 11-14-2009, 12:54 PM

thank ya much obliged

-tips hat

cantSEEme · 11-14-2009, 12:57 PM

is bud kosher?

kitch · 11-14-2009, 12:58 PM

only if it's blessed by a rabbi

cantSEEme · 11-14-2009, 12:59 PM

ah

my_scatterheart · 11-14-2009, 01:08 PM

I don't think it's a matter of kosher at all. Any of the Jews I've known over the years didn't have a problem with weed, but their parents did. I think it's more a social dilemma same as it is to Christians. Teen Christians are more likely to use it than their older relatives. Older folks are more likely to follow their religion more closely. Jews, I believe, have some shit about the illegality of drugs and legal substitutes being better "highs", eating healthy/exercising. There's also some shit about hemp,...I had it explained to me once, but honestly, didn't really get it. shrugs

The SARS Volta · 11-14-2009, 02:06 PM

I know a Jewish guy who does. Ironically enough, last name is Greenspan.

It could be because he's majoring in horticulture too, but he is an overall genius and it was a success.

farmergiles · 11-14-2009, 02:10 PM

The jews I know smoke but don't grow but do give head.

**~~stateofkane~~** · 11-14-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitch

I know several, but in general they don't like getting their hands dirty, they tend to be brokers n such.

Bingo, and it's because they are rich and successful. They are rich and successful because they look out after each other just like black people do. There are no homeless jews, jews on government assistance or unable to get health care.

If you are Jewish your back is covered.

badgoalie85 · 11-14-2009, 02:26 PM

holy shit you guys are taking this seriously.

Grieves · 11-14-2009, 08:07 PM

Why would a jew grow when he could pay someone a percentage to do it for them...

No Risk and High Reward ventures are a staple of the jewsien

Kompressor · 11-14-2009, 09:04 PM

Perhaps it isn't kosher.

Štulic · 11-15-2009, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

I know a Jewish guy who does. Ironically enough, last name is Greenspan.

You just posted a growers last name on a public forum.

Bad dog · 11-15-2009, 01:11 AM

Out here in the holy land jews do grow, but mostly we let the arabs do it.

you see, if I get busted for 1 kilo of weed, the punishment is still less than if I got busted with one plant.

So why grow?

BTW Weed and hashish are kosher, and the best oral sex I ever had was from jewish girls.

The SARS Volta · 11-15-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Štulic

You just posted a growers last name on a public forum.

a common last name at that. you think the feds are going to contact everyone with that same surname and determine whether or not they used to grow pot? don't be thilly.

kitch · 11-15-2009, 12:06 PM

I bets it's ALAN GREENSPAN

Sir-Ex · 11-15-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

a common last name at that. you think the feds are going to contact everyone with that same surname and determine whether or not they used to grow pot? don't be thilly.

Cops use surprising methods.

There is a headshop in my city that does, or used to have a mole of some kind working there. Primarily people that bought scales or grow equip or otherwise seemed like they might be selling or growing got unexpected visits from the police shortly visiting this headshop.

This, however, I doubt will turn into anything.

Roach · 11-15-2009, 06:16 PM

never heard of this jew huh ?

Ed Rosenthal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The SARS Volta · 11-15-2009, 10:36 PM

no.

and i'm not exactly surprised. there is not so much as a photograph available for his wikipedia bio. h

also...insinuating that the vast majority of jewish people are especially witty leads to further deception

while some are quite the opposite, like us gentiles

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,324 Times in 1,870 Posts	I don't think it's a matter of kosher at all. Any of the Jews I've known over the years didn't have a problem with weed, but their parents did. I think it's more a social dilemma same as it is to Christians. Teen Christians are more likely to use it than their older relatives. Older folks are more likely to follow their religion more closely. Jews, I believe, have some shit about the illegality of drugs and legal substitutes being better "highs", eating healthy/exercising. There's also some shit about hemp,...I had it explained to me once, but honestly, didn't really get it. shrugs __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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