Pizza hut is run by the vatican

Geeno · 11-14-2009, 12:54 PM

I'm about to blow the whistle on this, It's pretty deep and most likely not true but I now believe it completely.

kitch · 11-14-2009, 12:59 PM

papa gino's ftw for chain pizza. I could name really good pizza places near me but no one would care.

myxomatosis · 11-14-2009, 01:01 PM

They have to have the greasiest pizza in the world. Every time I've ever eaten there there is always a layer of grease on top of it, and it's not just pizza grease I'm convinced.

kitch · 11-14-2009, 01:05 PM

you can put a real thin slice of lard on top of pizza that will melt beuatifully and give the pizza a rich, bacony flavor. If, that is, normal pizza is just too healthy fo ya.

~1~ · 11-14-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

I'm about to blow the whistle on this, It's pretty deep and most likely not true but I now believe it completely.

Hey man, I don't see the Pope on the phone, it has to be true since they aren't denying it...

Geeno · 11-14-2009, 01:09 PM

the pan pizzas are basically deep fried pizzas, with all the oil that goes into the pan

osirus2020 · 11-14-2009, 01:09 PM

Mikey · 11-14-2009, 01:40 PM

i used to make dough at a pizza hut when i was like 15

Mikey · 11-14-2009, 01:41 PM

and theyre owned by yum brands who own taco bell pizza hut and kfc
and yum brands is owned by pepsi

kitch · 11-14-2009, 01:48 PM

pepsi is cool, very socially responsible company, unlike coca cola.

Mikey · 11-14-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kitch

pepsi is cool, very socially responsible company, unlike coca cola.

how so?

kitch · 11-14-2009, 01:53 PM

they donate lotsa money to different causes and take good care of their employees, coke assassinates labour leaders...

Mikey · 11-14-2009, 02:06 PM

that's true the pepsi delivery guy had a killer pension plan

SmokeSomeDoja · 11-14-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

and theyre owned by yum brands who own taco bell pizza hut and kfc
and yum brands is owned by pepsi

and pepsi is owned by the vatican

Mikey · 11-14-2009, 02:55 PM

and the jews own the vatican

crookedhatinator45 · 11-14-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

They have to have the greasiest pizza in the world. Every time I've ever eaten there there is always a layer of grease on top of it, and it's not just pizza grease I'm convinced.

i worked at a pizza hut when i was in grade 9 and 10.. if you order OBC [oven baked crust], it's like pizza from any good pizza place. like it's actually hand-tossed fresh per order etc etc.. the one i worked at we cut all our own veg toppings and shiz too.. not shit out of bags like dominoes.

if you don't specify obc or anything though, then you get the pan-crust that the hut is known for. it's alright like once every year or two, but ya, greasiness. and some of the shiz on the pizza-hut menu gets flavoured grease spray.. like p-zones get garlic-grease spray and shit..

crookedhatinator45 · 11-14-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

i used to make dough at a pizza hut when i was like 15

hahaha-- worrd bredda.. i was a pizza slut too. "Hey! Pizza Boy!!"..... 'Pizza man.."

myxomatosis · 11-14-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

i worked at a pizza hut when i was in grade 9 and 10.. if you order OBC [oven baked crust], it's like pizza from any good pizza place. like it's actually hand-tossed fresh per order etc etc.. the one i worked at we cut all our own veg toppings and shiz too.. not shit out of bags like dominoes.

if you don't specify obc or anything though, then you get the pan-crust that the hut is known for. it's alright like once every year or two, but ya, greasiness. and some of the shiz on the pizza-hut menu gets flavoured grease spray.. like p-zones get garlic-grease spray and shit..

Yeah I'm not disagreeing that it's doable every so often, just fuckin gross how many people use that for a usual pizza spot. Word on the info though.

421 · 11-14-2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

i worked at a pizza hut when i was in grade 9 and 10.. if you order OBC [oven baked crust], it's like pizza from any good pizza place. like it's actually hand-tossed fresh per order etc etc.. the one i worked at we cut all our own veg toppings and shiz too.. not shit out of bags like dominoes.

if you don't specify obc or anything though, then you get the pan-crust that the hut is known for. it's alright like once every year or two, but ya, greasiness. and some of the shiz on the pizza-hut menu gets flavoured grease spray.. like p-zones get garlic-grease spray and shit..

lol yeah when i worked at dominos our idea of prepping was cutting open bags and cans and dumping them into containers...now thats fresh.

~1~ · 11-14-2009, 04:30 PM

Y'all speak of greasy pizza as if its a bad thing...

I like my pie with an SAE weight rating!

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