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Old 11-15-2009, 10:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i spin but passed tense till i hit the pavement and realized that child would have been some form of enslavement.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Did I mention her tractor was broken?
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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so I got high on meth and ran her over in my pickup truck
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:22 AM   #24 (permalink)
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After that I went in town for a beer at a local pub. Hank Williams on the juke box, as I walk through the door into a dark smoke filled bar, that didn't looks as though it had been remodeled since 1974.

As I pull a stool up at the bar and grizzled old character looked at me and said,
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:39 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:55 AM   #27 (permalink)
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gapped in amazement and awe at my fearlessness of engaging death. She immediately started feeling pretty hot, and joined me in the ritual. Which was later known as the South Dakota wango shimmy shim shuffle..
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Old 11-16-2009, 11:13 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Then she booted my balls.
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Old 11-16-2009, 11:26 AM   #29 (permalink)
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...she snaggled me with her snaggle tooth...


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so after cleaning up the blood from my snaggled penis, i slowly made my way down to the cellar to grab my...
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:18 PM   #31 (permalink)
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what are you doing to do with that ?????
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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well i told her its weapon to fend off intruders of course... and for vaginas.

i let out a yell and...
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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thrust forth.

Shrieks arose from the home, which could be hear by all the surrounding homes.
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:52 PM   #34 (permalink)
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And then a midget stuck his head out of her ass, and said, 'Hey man, I work nights...can you keep it down?'
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:22 PM   #35 (permalink)
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explored such caverns. I said "I'm down with the brown" and picked up my...
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:40 PM   #36 (permalink)
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.....ffuuuccckkkiing ggg......
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:41 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:31 PM   #38 (permalink)
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[are we still talking about susan?]

they formed an arrow towards the bathroom. i went into the bathroom curiously. when i opened the shower curtain i shreiked and yelled
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:46 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Youre fucking up the story turm lol
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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

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No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 11-16-2009, 08:52 PM   #40 (permalink)
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yes, that was very anti climatic turm :/
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