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Old 11-20-2009, 09:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My small dick

Too much cock talk in the hot pic thread, so if you have any questions or comments post them in here.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know if I qualify to post in this thread....


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(...to scale.)
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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yeah but the chicks you like are fuck ugly.
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That's still more than you're getting.
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^which is still more than you're getting.
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normally id be like lol but in this particular occasion your response doesn't even make sense in regards to what I originally typed.

Get smarter young grasshopper. Or just wittier.
I probably read your original comment as "The chicks you fuck are ugly".

I was simply implying that you are shallow, and even though herb likes "ugly" chicks, he gets laid more often than you do (probably because you're shallow), which is still more than I get laid (according to badgoalie). I can understand why you didn't.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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so too much talk and not enough pics of cock i take it?
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I've got my pajama pants on..

Or, as I like to call them, 'The veil'.

Seriously, it's basically just hanging out.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My pajama pants do that too.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i just sleep naked
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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4 big inches for the narnian?
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Who said I didn't sleep naked?

These be fo loungin', chillaxin and maxin
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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the fact that you made this thread makes me suspicious of the size of your cock. i'll be honest. its just the internet bro.

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Old 11-20-2009, 12:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Look this wasn't my choice. You guys were all too fucking interested in my dick and the women I don't have sex with and I wasn't going to let that ruin the hot picture thread.

I will not stand for it.
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I probably read your original comment as "The chicks you fuck are ugly".

I was simply implying that you are shallow, and even though herb likes "ugly" chicks, he gets laid more often than you do (probably because you're shallow), which is still more than I get laid (according to badgoalie). I can understand why you didn't.
or maybe in his honest opinion, he simply believes the girls you find appealing are not. opposing perspectives =/= shallow
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Old 11-20-2009, 05:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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how small is too small ladies?
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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if you have to ask, you're pretty much fucked.

buy a dildo and marry an ugly girl for her personality
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hahaha-- it was a joke my man,
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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or maybe in his honest opinion, he simply believes the girls you find appealing are not. opposing perspectives =/= shallow
That's primarily why I put the word ugly in quotations.
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Old 11-21-2009, 02:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2009, 02:33 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i've heard that it's too small if you have to ask
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