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Old 11-23-2009, 11:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got a quick question about the female mind...

I was standing around with some friends today smokin a bowl, havin some yucks... you know, good times.

This chick "E" was with us and out of the blue she asked to hold my hand, so she did for about 30 seconds and then said "Okay, I'm done." and let go.

What's up with that? I'm 99.9% positive she isn't into me, and I'm not really into her (although she is smoking hot), but it was weird.

Why did she do this? And is this normal?
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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maybe she was checking your pulse Mr. Moves
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this is a question about schizo wimminz, not normal onez.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Old 11-23-2009, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah girls are dumb. They like to play games to get reactions. This could mean she wants you or that she wanted to fuck with someone in the group you were with. And by the way I think Earlie Kyler pronounces it "womerns"
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ or the belief the she's a whacko.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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dont listen to those doods

she was trying to get a vibe off you
if she didnt got a vibe off you, then she wont say anything
if she did, she still might not let you know, but the fact that she even tried to get a vibe off you says something.

or possibly she damn crazy
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i'm sticking with the latter veda.. no one goes, 'lets hold hands and count to 30 so i can get a vibe off you..'
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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she was checking for palm sweat...

if you had it you stand no chance...

if you were dry, get ready for the humpins...
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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dry humpins.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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no one goes, 'lets hold hands and count to 30 so i can get a vibe off you..'
of course no one says that. they say "hold my hand." it only takes 30 seconds to know one way or another. it is perfectly normal.

of course there may be psycho reasons to hold somebodys hand for 30 sec. im just giving my opinion.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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too bad, human connection died with the passing of the last millennium...
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i dunno...sounds like something a 12 year old girl would do...not a wimminz.
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Old 11-24-2009, 07:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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she was trying to be cute and then you had clammy hands which is totally the grossest
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Old 11-24-2009, 07:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Maybe she was just high.
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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did she suck your jagon?
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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hey i'm with you there dude

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Old 11-24-2009, 11:13 AM   #20 (permalink)
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bitch is crazy. there's no doubt about that. what her motives were i couldn't tell you.

i mean, did she really say the words: "Okay, I'm done."???????? batshit crazy, man.
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