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Old 11-29-2009, 11:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My birthday/girl hookup

Me and some friends are here smoking some opium and pot and my girl and another girl (who had sex a few times years ago) are getting all frisky, wearing little clothing, slapping eachother's butts, rubbing lotion on eachother etc.

So one of my friends and I came up with a plan to have them hookup tonight. I told my girl I'd give her more opium and pot to smoke if she could get the other girl to hook up with her. Then my friend told them "You guys should make out for his birthday"...Right now theyre in the bathroom brushing their teeth. I will try my hardest to post pictures! Wish me luck.
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Got some. But I'm gonna take more in a second. I promise they'll be up by tomorrow at the latest.
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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wut? sorry i don't comprehend things i don't want to hear.
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wut? sorry i don't comprehend things i don't want to hear.
ahaha aint that the truth
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I got some good ones. I promise. I'm hoping they'll fuck again! Happy birthday to me
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Btw they know I promised you guys pictures, so there's no way this can go wrong. I rule at making girls hook up with my girlfriend.
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[...you said to me 'No we want a king to rule over us' even though YaHoVaH your ELoHYM was your king...and you wil realize what an evil thing you did in the eyes of YaHoVaH when you asked for a king....for we have added to all our other sins the evil of asking for a king...But now your kingdom will not endure; YaHoVaH has sought out man after his own heart and appointed him leader of his people, because you have not kept Adonai's commands - from 1 Samuel verses 12 & 13]
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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this is gonna go wrong somehow
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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No way. I already have them making out and touching eachothers breasticles. I just want better ones. Theyre making me a cake right now.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Im fucking letting them make me a cake, cause Im a pimp like that lol. Then theyre gonna get all horny and fuck eachother and then I'm gonna fuck her because its my birthday and I demand it hahaha. Dont trip. I told you theyll be up in time for boring monday.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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use gonna get left for a chick.

my gf always does some gay lesbo shit when shes drunk. its funny and sometimes hot but i dunno if id let her actually have sex with a chick while we were together. she has munched carpet before though she told me.

maybe if i got to watch/join then id be down
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Shes fucked about 9 girls since we've been together (which is since 2003). I love it. Hot as hell.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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did you find the pictures yet? uhh i mean take the pictures yet?

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Old 11-30-2009, 02:13 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Shes fucked about 9 girls since we've been together (which is since 2003). I love it. Hot as hell.
dude aren't you worried about herpes? not like girls wear condoms when they grind and stuff.
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rofl @ girls wearing condoms

a lot of girls i'm friends with like to get fucked up and hook up with each other...it happens a couple times a week and never gets old
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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dude aren't you worried about herpes? not like girls wear condoms when they grind and stuff.
shut up and go take a shower, fag...
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