What's your favorite euphemism for sex?

Mercury · 12-11-2009, 04:08 PM

I like to say do, doing or did "it".

Wanna do it?

Yeah, we did it. I did her.

We've been doing it for some time.

that's how I ususally put it.

lol

how do you put it?

421 · 12-11-2009, 04:13 PM

i go for the standard "fuck"

Mercury · 12-11-2009, 04:17 PM

fuck is about as blatant as it gets

shelbert008 · 12-11-2009, 05:52 PM

the classic Newlyweds term always amused me. Whoopee

The Rev · 12-11-2009, 05:53 PM

Bumping Uglies.

The Rev

Canuck Wisdom · 12-11-2009, 05:55 PM

I dont know my favorite, but the most common is certainly 'do it' or 'did it'

pacman · 12-11-2009, 06:12 PM

i shag
i shagged her rotten

Grieves · 12-11-2009, 06:46 PM

i put my pener in the vananners....

**SageTree** · 12-11-2009, 06:53 PM

Sharing Love

The Rev · 12-11-2009, 07:04 PM

laying some pipe
putting the hot dog into the bun
paddling the skin kayak to tuna town
laying my love on the line

The Rev

The SARS Volta · 12-11-2009, 09:28 PM

the mattress marathon
bedroom olympics
internal sports

**Bearsy** · 12-11-2009, 09:36 PM

"once in a blue moon"

The SARS Volta · 12-11-2009, 09:37 PM

WIN

Roach · 12-11-2009, 09:52 PM

In high school, a girl friend who I started dating around the holidays, would tell her parents she was going out to a friend's house "to make cookies".

was cute @ the time.

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-11-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mookie

In high school, a girl friend who I started dating around the holidays, would tell her parents she was going out to a friend's house "to make cookies".

was cute @ the time.

lol it's so funny listening to old guys talk about girls they dated decades ago. i don't know why, it just is.

Dr. ShinDig · 12-11-2009, 10:05 PM

hump

Man in Black · 12-11-2009, 10:37 PM

hide the sausage

BigSpliffSmoka · 12-12-2009, 12:00 AM

slam dance

Burner of trees · 12-12-2009, 01:30 AM

beatin' it up.

Angelo · 12-12-2009, 05:24 AM

lol the rev :P

ehm, if i have had sex and tell my friend i just say that we had sex.
no funny words.
i dont usually talk about it so its not that big of a deal.
and its not that often anyway

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shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	the classic Newlyweds term always amused me. Whoopee __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	Bumping Uglies. The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	i put my pener in the vananners.... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	i shag i shagged her rotten

12-11-2009, 07:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,057 Times in 2,708 Posts	laying some pipe putting the hot dog into the bun paddling the skin kayak to tuna town laying my love on the line The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	In high school, a girl friend who I started dating around the holidays, would tell her parents she was going out to a friend's house "to make cookies". was cute @ the time.

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Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 899 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	hump __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

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BigSpliffSmoka ...@ War, BRB Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 957 Thanks: 14 Thanked 53 Times in 40 Posts	slam dance __________________ So if the devil wear Prada, Adam Eve wear Nada, I'm in between, but way more fresher.

12-12-2009, 01:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	beatin' it up. __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

12-12-2009, 05:24 AM	#20 (permalink)
Angelo YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 15 Posts	lol the rev :P ehm, if i have had sex and tell my friend i just say that we had sex. no funny words. i dont usually talk about it so its not that big of a deal. and its not that often anyway

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