well it has been a bit

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:40 PM

but i keep coming back

as if you care, i'll give you the cliffnotes as to what has been going on in my penissy wonderful life as of late.

-my girlfriend is preggers, and we're having the baby

-i'm fully supporting her, spiritually, financially, etc ... i love her

-just visited grandma (not mine, both are teh ded) who just had her second tumor removed from her head

-i have a great job that i love (no change here)

-i think i have some hypertension ... need to go see a doc soon. i enter a lot of high stress social situations that spike the shit out of me

-i'm smoking like a madman ... my deal dude left for colorado after their medicinal law passed, but comes back into town from time to time to help me out with different sources.

-i quit nicotine, and limit the booze to a minimum (this is not really by choice, but anxiety surrounding the notion of flourishing carcinogens from tobacco product and the booze gets me worried about certain organs.)

-i have a nice cat ... she is a good cat

-i feel like my mind is a potential supernova of information that will never expel its potential into one area ... a modern renaissance fag of sorts that dibbles in all but local cultural traditions. this means i observe much from a 50,000 ft level

-medicine makes me do different things ... au natural is needed soon

but anyways

i was looking into the average temperature of the rectum / descending colon and drew up a cook book based on the environment/temperatures. you can cook some macaroni in the southern colon for sure.

fuck.

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:43 PM

so fuck

fuck guys

over 6 billion different perspectives in this world

yet the human race continues to dream of a utopia ... some day ... some day these fucks will realize that the only true utopia will be created by themselves in a small and isolated environment (good luck)

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:47 PM

like this cocksucker obama will make it all better

let me tell you something

my last vote was casted(is this a word?!?!?!) blind ... it doesn't matter

no matter what candidate you choose or align yourself with will never make a difference ... at least not in this society (US PROUD AND REP)

their agendas will continue. conspiracy theorists will push their theory, and the dominating party will push theirs with much more effectiveness.

The SARS Volta · 12-11-2009, 11:48 PM

lol

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:50 PM

i will tell you all something very very sick about our society, and it is a necessary truth.

there is no one mother fucker that controls this all ... there is WAY to much greed for this to happen. obama administration?!?! fuck i hate that cunt and believe me he is dropping his socialism agenda into whatever gene pool he can ... but they're good ... good like g. dubya, good like mr. cheney

we're drinking the same syrup, different flavor

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:52 PM

and let me tell you ... i don't hate obama, nor do i hate what he stands for

again

we have our own agenda

all 6 billion of us

no one will ever agree with another

Яedking · 12-11-2009, 11:55 PM

the question becomes will there ever be a consensus ...

well

fuck

maybe if we were tribal?

who knows

i will tell you one thing ... all we can do is develop a system that will promote and prolong human life (all while saying that this is a good thing, which it is for selfish beings)

okay

really

we could solve this all by just knowing what happens when we die

however ...

this knowledge could also lead to our extinction

Яedking · 12-12-2009, 12:00 AM

so

what i'm really trying to say is

we never know what is certain

but we kinda do, due to our human perceptive

but

we are extremely limited by our languages ... lets say

that feeling you have in your stomach when you're driving over a bump that quickly ascends and descends (subjective difference as to length/parameters/height/blah blah blah)

wtf is that called

okay

and that shit is simple

Яedking · 12-12-2009, 12:01 AM

may i provide you with an answer?

Яedking · 12-12-2009, 12:02 AM

the more you know the more you know that you don't know shit

Яedking · 12-12-2009, 12:10 AM

oh ... and one more thing

the next time you look at abstract art or what you think is such

look at the skin of a cantelope and wonder what the fuck art is

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-12-2009, 01:04 AM

i love you

Burner of trees · 12-12-2009, 01:29 AM

tl;dr

Dr. Drew · 12-12-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

lol

dubtrice · 12-12-2009, 11:34 AM

insane

aft3rsh0kk · 12-12-2009, 12:40 PM

Яedking 2012

notepad · 12-12-2009, 12:50 PM

wat

Яedking · 12-12-2009, 03:50 PM

god i was fuckin drunk when i wrote all that

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-12-2009, 04:33 PM

i only read like the first two but i thought they were genius.

osirus2020 · 12-13-2009, 11:09 AM

Pure brilliance.

12-11-2009, 11:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	well it has been a bit but i keep coming back as if you care, i'll give you the cliffnotes as to what has been going on in my penissy wonderful life as of late. -my girlfriend is preggers, and we're having the baby -i'm fully supporting her, spiritually, financially, etc ... i love her -just visited grandma (not mine, both are teh ded) who just had her second tumor removed from her head -i have a great job that i love (no change here) -i think i have some hypertension ... need to go see a doc soon. i enter a lot of high stress social situations that spike the shit out of me -i'm smoking like a madman ... my deal dude left for colorado after their medicinal law passed, but comes back into town from time to time to help me out with different sources. -i quit nicotine, and limit the booze to a minimum (this is not really by choice, but anxiety surrounding the notion of flourishing carcinogens from tobacco product and the booze gets me worried about certain organs.) -i have a nice cat ... she is a good cat -i feel like my mind is a potential supernova of information that will never expel its potential into one area ... a modern renaissance fag of sorts that dibbles in all but local cultural traditions. this means i observe much from a 50,000 ft level -medicine makes me do different things ... au natural is needed soon but anyways i was looking into the average temperature of the rectum / descending colon and drew up a cook book based on the environment/temperatures. you can cook some macaroni in the southern colon for sure. fuck. __________________

12-11-2009, 11:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	so fuck fuck guys over 6 billion different perspectives in this world yet the human race continues to dream of a utopia ... some day ... some day these fucks will realize that the only true utopia will be created by themselves in a small and isolated environment (good luck) __________________

12-11-2009, 11:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	like this cocksucker obama will make it all better let me tell you something my last vote was casted(is this a word?!?!?!) blind ... it doesn't matter no matter what candidate you choose or align yourself with will never make a difference ... at least not in this society (US PROUD AND REP) their agendas will continue. conspiracy theorists will push their theory, and the dominating party will push theirs with much more effectiveness. __________________

12-11-2009, 11:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	i will tell you all something very very sick about our society, and it is a necessary truth. there is no one mother fucker that controls this all ... there is WAY to much greed for this to happen. obama administration?!?! fuck i hate that cunt and believe me he is dropping his socialism agenda into whatever gene pool he can ... but they're good ... good like g. dubya, good like mr. cheney we're drinking the same syrup, different flavor __________________

12-11-2009, 11:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	and let me tell you ... i don't hate obama, nor do i hate what he stands for again we have our own agenda all 6 billion of us no one will ever agree with another __________________

12-11-2009, 11:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	the question becomes will there ever be a consensus ... well fuck maybe if we were tribal? who knows i will tell you one thing ... all we can do is develop a system that will promote and prolong human life (all while saying that this is a good thing, which it is for selfish beings) okay really we could solve this all by just knowing what happens when we die however ... this knowledge could also lead to our extinction __________________

12-12-2009, 12:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	so what i'm really trying to say is we never know what is certain but we kinda do, due to our human perceptive but we are extremely limited by our languages ... lets say that feeling you have in your stomach when you're driving over a bump that quickly ascends and descends (subjective difference as to length/parameters/height/blah blah blah) wtf is that called okay and that shit is simple __________________

12-12-2009, 12:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	may i provide you with an answer? __________________

12-12-2009, 12:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	the more you know the more you know that you don't know shit __________________

12-12-2009, 12:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	oh ... and one more thing the next time you look at abstract art or what you think is such look at the skin of a cantelope and wonder what the fuck art is __________________

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	i love you

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Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,908 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 119 Times in 58 Posts	tl;dr __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

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Яedking the real №1 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,020 Thanks: 27 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	god i was fuckin drunk when i wrote all that __________________

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12-12-2009, 04:33 PM	#19 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	i only read like the first two but i thought they were genius.