Kinder Suprise eggs banned in the US? wtf

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 02:33 PM

at first I was like oh this must be some new thing cause have been smuggling lots of drugs or something

tthen its not even that

Americans urge Canadians to leave Kinder Surprises at home

The Rev · 12-17-2009, 02:54 PM

Outrageous!

The Rev

Roach · 12-17-2009, 02:55 PM

yea, so is pot.

go figure.

Lloydy · 12-17-2009, 03:00 PM

kinder eggs are the shit

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2009, 03:04 PM

I rather have one of these. They're really gross and totally good

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 03:08 PM

they are robbing these innocent children's xmas memories

and the best thing about kinder suprise is when your kid is young

give him a kinder suprise and he's set for 10-15 minutes busy doing his own thing

run outside and smoke a doobie or make that important phone call

verklingen · 12-17-2009, 03:11 PM

no one here has any memories of them to be robbed of

a friend of mine brought some back from a trip to japan for me. who knew he was carrying contraband

Roach · 12-17-2009, 03:14 PM

give your kid one of these eggs to play with.

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 03:16 PM

i thought itd make perfect sense if someone re-assembles them and stuff them each with a pure 8ball and put in a normal kinder suprise box and flat itd look so legitimate, but its just cause of the small parts.

well fuck if your kid is too young to have one of these and is like to fucking eat it, dont give it to him?! no!?!???

its like more of a ppl are stupid and we dont want any lawsuits on our hands that are going to put local retailers in jeopardy because of some 'foreign product'

or not really
i dunno

Lloydy · 12-17-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I rather have one of these. They're really gross and totally good

how are creme eggs gross?

**AlteredStateGrl** · 12-17-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I rather have one of these. They're really gross and totally good

i fuuuuucking love these. so. much.

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 03:19 PM

i dont really like chocolate or sweets so my opinion is bias,

however when you eat those that cream filling is so nasty feeling texture on my teeth and tongue its just ewww.

Sir-Ex · 12-17-2009, 03:24 PM

lol @ banning things with small parts but allowing childrens toys to be made from PVC plastic .. lol @ everything

my_scatterheart · 12-17-2009, 03:25 PM

lloydy idk. there's something about them that's so wrong.

asg....we's perfect for eachother

verklingen · 12-17-2009, 03:35 PM

maybe it's because they're like god jizzing in your mouth

Sir-Ex · 12-17-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

maybe it's because they're like god jizzing in your mouth

.. thats not as pleasent as you think, the holy ichor sauce of the allmighty is a combination of all flavours. To a human it dissolves their tongue and mind simultaneously. Unless you're Richard Simmons.

421 · 12-17-2009, 03:41 PM

cadbury eggs are so nasty yet so delicious...its like i wanna puke and orgasm at the same time

Mikey · 12-17-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 421

cadbury eggs are so nasty yet so delicious...its like i wanna puke and orgasm at the same time

now that more like my language
theyre so dirty but i cant help but chow down

Lloydy · 12-17-2009, 04:00 PM

caramel eggs are also amazing

osirus2020 · 12-17-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

I rather have one of these. They're really gross and totally good

Cadbury cream eggs are like the eggnogg of chocolates. They are as delicious as they are unhealthy. And they're really fucking delicious.

12-17-2009, 02:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	they are robbing these innocent children's xmas memories and the best thing about kinder suprise is when your kid is young give him a kinder suprise and he's set for 10-15 minutes busy doing his own thing run outside and smoke a doobie or make that important phone call __________________ RIP Gov

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	yea, so is pot. go figure.

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	no one here has any memories of them to be robbed of a friend of mine brought some back from a trip to japan for me. who knew he was carrying contraband __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 6,771 Thanks: 2,116 Thanked 1,721 Times in 1,333 Posts	give your kid one of these eggs to play with. Attached Images

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	i thought itd make perfect sense if someone re-assembles them and stuff them each with a pure 8ball and put in a normal kinder suprise box and flat itd look so legitimate, but its just cause of the small parts. well fuck if your kid is too young to have one of these and is like to fucking eat it, dont give it to him?! no!?!??? its like more of a ppl are stupid and we dont want any lawsuits on our hands that are going to put local retailers in jeopardy because of some 'foreign product' or not really i dunno __________________ RIP Gov

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	i dont really like chocolate or sweets so my opinion is bias, however when you eat those that cream filling is so nasty feeling texture on my teeth and tongue its just ewww. __________________ RIP Gov

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	lol @ banning things with small parts but allowing childrens toys to be made from PVC plastic .. lol @ everything __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 4,063 Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 2,713 Times in 1,579 Posts	lloydy idk. there's something about them that's so wrong. asg....we's perfect for eachother __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,031 Thanks: 795 Thanked 1,470 Times in 940 Posts	maybe it's because they're like god jizzing in your mouth __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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421 Alice D. Millionaire Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Appalachia Posts: 1,790 Thanks: 448 Thanked 106 Times in 69 Posts	cadbury eggs are so nasty yet so delicious...its like i wanna puke and orgasm at the same time __________________ further forward

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,692 Thanks: 469 Thanked 2,191 Times in 1,004 Posts	caramel eggs are also amazing __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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