So I'm on my way home lastnight..

crookedhatinator45 · 12-21-2009, 01:34 PM

... walking from my buddy's place in London [ontario] to the bus terminal to get back home [toronto, on].

Now, it's like 2.10am and i've got my backpack [which had about a QP in it, scale, etc.] on and a rolling piece of luggage. I think the po noticed me from about 50 yards away, because he crossed the street, pulled into a parking lot, did a casual round and pulled out just as i was crossing the entrance to said lot.

He rolls up on me slow [he's driving against the direction of traffic-- of which there was like none]. rolls his window down. he asks me where i'm going. i tell him i'm trying to get to the bus terminal so i can get home. he asks me what i've got. i tell him luggage. he looks me up, and finds nothing which shocks me. I've been living in toronto for about 3 years now and the first year i was up here i got busted for simple possession and shit like 4 times. talked my way out of getting charged or anything each time [just let them dump my weed], but they took all my info at least twice and like wrote up a whole description of me and all that shit.. anyway, i'm just surprised none of that turned up on his computer when he looked me up. like, my old address that i haven't even lived at for 4 years showed up as my abode.. [my moms hasn't even lived there in over a year....]

he was especially suspicious when asking me for my info and i had trouble for a second remembering my birthday because i was dead tired and nervous as fuck.

anyway, so he looks up my shit, finds nothing, so i ask him if he can give me a lift to the terminal as i was now running late because he stopped me for no reason and all this stuffs.. he was cool with it and just told me to throw my shit in the back and hop in. fastest ride to the bus station ever. he even got my heavy ass bags out for me, one of which contained about a QP of fresh endo from my farmer.

fuck that was close, but awesome. i was so tired and my legs were so sore.

tell your interesting 'on-your-way-home' stories here,

Waves · 12-21-2009, 01:40 PM

why does your post read like a gay romance novel

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-21-2009, 01:42 PM

ahah that's sick dude. one time my friends and I were paintballing in this field on the edge of town(or it was the edge of town when this happened). We were in 8th grade, we decided it would be funny to shoot some cars with paintball guns while hiding in the trees in our camo. We did, my friend and I hit the same car going while it was going 50mph. Two different colors of paint is how we could tell, I think we both shot twice. hahaha

We were such idiots.. We used to blow off explosives at this field summer time. So when we were walking on our way to one of our friends houses we usually would cut through houses to get to the field. We were walking up near this street that would be a residential street in the future. We see a cop with his lights off just rolling around the field slowly. All three of us saw it at the same time and ran for this ditch and practically jumped in it. This field was huge and had lots of interesting terrain, very fun for paint balling at the time.

We got in it just in time to avoid the cop seeing us, but then we decided there was no way around them(the cop and car that has paint on it). So we just slowly walked up to the cop like we knew what was up. He wiped off the paint from one of the marks and told us if it had been damaged underneath the paint we would have gotten charges for vandalism. So it turns out there was no damage, he told us to be more careful and sent us on our way.

In the 8th grade, we felt like navy seals doing that stuff and getting away with it. haah

**Mafoo** · 12-21-2009, 01:43 PM

you forgot to say cop somewhere. but why the eff would you get in his car with a qp in your bag?

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-21-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

you forgot to say cop somewhere. but why the eff would you get in his car with a qp in your bag?

for a ride to the station.

crookedhatinator45 · 12-21-2009, 02:02 PM

^ exactly.

Lloydy · 12-21-2009, 02:03 PM

smoothy does it hahaha

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 12-21-2009, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

In an odd way it is actually kind of a smart move. If he had any further questions about you, you probably stopped them right there when asking for a ride.

There's many things you can do to distract cops if you think about it. Most people don't think passed the thought,"Fuck police," because they are ignorant fucks. Like asking them for directions, what time it is, or you can straight up just act like you are physically retarded.

YouTube - How to Get in Front of The Line

I mean really, cops are there to help every day people. You just have to get them in the spirit. haha Like asking him for a ride. What dick police officer would say no to giving some one a ride at 2am whos running late? It's not the first time I've heard of a police giving some one a ride some where.

crookedhatinator45 · 12-21-2009, 03:19 PM

except he had a police car, full uniform, badge, computer dealy in the front, and was receiving calls and alerts over his radio and shit?... the back of a police car is far different than that of a normal one..

John F. Kerry · 12-21-2009, 03:38 PM

thats awesome dude i woulda been nervous getting in the po car anyway tho lol

Aurora · 12-21-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

[just let them dump my weed]

man i totally wouldn;t have let them man cuz fuck da police man fuck them thats my weed and they aint dumpin that shit ya heeard you fukcing psndjb gwekbn3

pacman · 12-21-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

why does your post read like a gay romance novel

because it is a gay romance novel waves.

Man in Black · 12-21-2009, 09:22 PM

I asked a cop for a ride home from the bowling alley at like 2 AM when I was 15 or so. bitch told me "I'm not a fucking taxi cab".

so your theory blows, spanky.

kitch · 12-21-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

why does your post read like a gay romance novel

al-Mu'akhkhir · 12-22-2009, 12:29 AM

yeah what kitch said... for once

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~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	ahah that's sick dude. one time my friends and I were paintballing in this field on the edge of town(or it was the edge of town when this happened). We were in 8th grade, we decided it would be funny to shoot some cars with paintball guns while hiding in the trees in our camo. We did, my friend and I hit the same car going while it was going 50mph. Two different colors of paint is how we could tell, I think we both shot twice. hahaha We were such idiots.. We used to blow off explosives at this field summer time. So when we were walking on our way to one of our friends houses we usually would cut through houses to get to the field. We were walking up near this street that would be a residential street in the future. We see a cop with his lights off just rolling around the field slowly. All three of us saw it at the same time and ran for this ditch and practically jumped in it. This field was huge and had lots of interesting terrain, very fun for paint balling at the time. We got in it just in time to avoid the cop seeing us, but then we decided there was no way around them(the cop and car that has paint on it). So we just slowly walked up to the cop like we knew what was up. He wiped off the paint from one of the marks and told us if it had been damaged underneath the paint we would have gotten charges for vandalism. So it turns out there was no damage, he told us to be more careful and sent us on our way. In the 8th grade, we felt like navy seals doing that stuff and getting away with it. haah Last edited by SpankyMcLankey; 12-21-2009 at 01:45 PM.

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	I asked a cop for a ride home from the bowling alley at like 2 AM when I was 15 or so. bitch told me "I'm not a fucking taxi cab". so your theory blows, spanky. __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

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