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Old 12-21-2009, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Roswell Crash = Nazi UFO's

The evidence is out there. First they made a press release saying it was a flying saucer - which they KNEW would create massive interest. 6 hours later, just in time for evening news - they say it was a "weather balloon"

Everyone wants to think it was aliens, etc etc. Thats bullshit. We know for a fact that during the exact same time period (a few years before) Hitler and his occultist minions were developing flying disk technology.

The government wanted to cover it up - because they didn't want anyone to know that this technology existed, especially since it could be dangerous at that time for people to know that. So they convinced people, through a "secret" that it was tiny green men in a spaceship. BULLSHIT UNCLE SAM!

I saw a UFO once - had 6 bright lights under it, flew towards me and 2 friends, stopped in the air, and went back the other way. That shit isnt alien, its some kind of government technology.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah, but sadly we'll never know. it's fun to ponder the possibilities though.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I mean in all honesty, I never found the idea of aliens PHYSICALLY traveling to earth very entertaining. Especially through psychedelic visions and dreams, I definitely believe in interdimensional and extraterrestrial non-human intelligences, but I don't believe they emanate physically, although who knows?

But the Roswell Crash was in 1947 a few years after the War.....
It only takes a bit of research to find out that Hitler was heavily involved in human experiments, finding atlantis, and developing new technologies for warfare and gaining power.

Also, at the end of the War, its also a fact that 100s of top Nazi Scientists were imported to the USA, and had their records erased. Why did we do this? We wouldn't go through all this trouble for no reason - and its not hard to believe that some projects were probably continued, in secrecy, by our government.

With that knowledge, its easy to see why the government might want to make us believe it was aliens - because if people knew we had Nazi Scientists working on super secret technological warfare-based weapons and travel discs, there would have been an uprise.
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"rocket technology" - is that what they teach you kids in schools these days? HAH!
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well how do you know V2 rockets where our ONLY interests for bringing in the scientists?

For instance, one of the high ranking nazi scientists , WERNHER VON BRAUN, who worked on the v2 rockets and was brought to america - later on became NASA's associate administrator in the 1970s.

Its not like these things are entirely UNRELATED. We are talking about weaponry and projectile/air-based technology.

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because if people knew we had Nazi Scientists working on super secret technological warfare-based weapons and travel discs, there would have been an uprise.
this is where you lost me.


turbines were invented in the early 20th century, that was almost 90 years ago...

in WWII they used to keep wooden propellers on the airplanes while they were on the ground so that they didn't think we were up to anything fishy until they get blown up by a jet speeding three times faster than any prop plane. there's no doubt that they will hide the next top technology until the next world war.
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lulz, screw your aliens, nobody's mentioned this yet? Happened a week or so ago.



dubbed "the beast of Kandahar" it's finally been captured on camera by some french douche in Afghanistan with a Blog, after being responsible for (one at least) of the "ufo's" commonly sighted there all the time. The USAF posted a statement to AviationWorld confirming it's an unmanned stealth recon done, for whatever government agency division (hence no markings). Cool shit though, first military plane leak in ages.
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Bizarre but I met someone who said the same thing. He got this info from one of the many nazi videos he used to watch online and he tried to get me to watch them too. It was uncomfortable, we were friends until he started sneaking little bits of nazi propaganda into everyday conversation. Are you a nazi?
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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was hitler flying the u.f.o you saw or what?
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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noo thats just what they want you sheep to think, he was in the sky man! not enough technology to create an atom bomb, but a u.f.o apparently isn't shit..
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I saw ball lightning one time.

and a meteor.
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i once saw a store that did $10,000 in sales a day, $8,000 of which was in food stamps. i swear its real!
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That's one bad avatar there harry.
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ive been saying the ufos are from germany for years....after the war the americans the russians and british got their grubby little mits on it and they probably made some kind of secret treaty to never release information on it.

too many weird sightings to ALL be fake.
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this is where you lost me.


turbines were invented in the early 20th century, that was almost 90 years ago...

in WWII they used to keep wooden propellers on the airplanes while they were on the ground so that they didn't think we were up to anything fishy until they get blown up by a jet speeding three times faster than any prop plane. there's no doubt that they will hide the next top technology until the next world war.
The point I was trying to make was that during, and right after the second world war, most americans are extremely patriotic - they believed in uncle sam - and hated nazis and that whole cause.

If people during that time realized we brought in a bunch of nazi scientists to continue projects they were working on, they would have been pretty pissed off.
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I must say this is one of the more entertaining, though completely moronic and nonsensical conspiracy theories I have ever heard.
Yea - the idea of aliens from outer space, which so many americans believe in, makes WAY more sense than a theory that a group of brilliant scientists created saucer like ships that used a propulsion technology not available to the world in 1940.


Then can you please explain your theory on the several million UFO sightings around the world since the 1940s that look similiar to saucer type objects?

I guess its aliens right? Or just imagination? Or maybe just regular planes and everyone has poor eye sight?
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I would say that yes, there is a larger chance of aliens existing than Goebbels flying around in the ship from Close Encounters
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ufos remind me of butt plugs
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that's cause your an ASS
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