What the fuck is up ya'll?

Juicy_J · 12-21-2009, 07:15 PM

I have not posted in a long ass time or even been to the site so I wanted to make a thread and say what's up.

I've been doing good. I'll leave it at that. I know most are probably like who the fuck is this guy but some of ya'll may remember me. Hope all is well in your part of the land.

Juicy_J · 12-21-2009, 07:18 PM

Back at ya Snowmayne. Life is good right now.

pacman · 12-21-2009, 07:44 PM

sup juicy
go magic
go titans

wellfleation · 12-21-2009, 08:07 PM

I Should have been arrested for DWI early last night (Sunday). It was a light snow and I went to take money out for some stuff and say my banks empty parking lot and gunned it thing I could just swing the tail. Well, my front wheel drive Ford Taurus went straight into a snow bank.

I was drinking 10 year old 90 proof bourbon and diet Cokes (watching football) and was wasted. I was also very stuck and attempting to dig myself out ill prepared, (bad shoes, no boots), slipping and falling like a drunken sailor. Just as I had a felling I should just turn off he car and call my wife to have her call AAA (realize I was doing a quick pick up behind her back so this was my last resort). Of course all of the sudden the boys in blue arrive. I attempt to slur my intention to call my wife for AAA. The PO then says he clearly smells a powerful order of alcohol and could see I was in NO CONDITION TO DRIVE and that is when I thought I was busted. He didn't ask for any sobriety tests even though I fell down twice when shoveling in front of him. Just sunk my head saying I would lose my job if I was arrested - played the sympathy card (last ditch effort when you know you're fucked). He asked if I had kids and told him yes. He also asked for my reg (no issue and my license (which i didn't even have on me - He asked for some ID I provided a credit card and DOB). after all this the cop asks for my home number and speaks to my wife and asks if she could call AAA, the PO explained I was in no condition to drive, then the PO gave me a ride literally 1/8 a mile to my home and then got my wife - gave me one more lecture for which I thanked him again for not arresting my inebriated ass. I was probably 4xs over the legal limit.

Merry fucking Christmas indeed. I learned a HUGE LESSON.

Juicy_J · 12-21-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

this thread has been OFFICIALLY hijacked yahooka style

Nice!

Man in Black · 12-21-2009, 09:03 PM

I really don't watch basketball anymore till the playoffs start. everyone around here loves the cavs but they are all bandwagon bitches they only like lebron james nobody gave a fuck about the cavs 15 years ago.

**Bearsy** · 12-21-2009, 09:42 PM

My Sabres are fucking KILLING IT! I know we Buffalo fans say it every year, but I think this might be the year we take Lord Stanley's Cup!!!!!!!

Also welcome back Juicy! Glad to hear things are going well.

Juicy_J · 12-22-2009, 07:24 AM

Thanks for having me back ya'll lol.

Something fucked up happened to me last night after I had posted this and was chillin with some friends. I had ate a couple of Vic's earlier before I made this thread. Three 5's to exact. Nothing crazy or anything ya know, smoked some buds with my homie, played some video games then he had to ride.

So everything is cool in the game, I'm just chillin listening to some music and shit. Well another 2 homies end up shooting me a text asking if I wanted to smoke a blunt and chill. Of course I'm like shit yeah get your asses over here. They show up, roll up and burn up. Once again everything is cool. I'm watchin home boy play this game when all of a sudden after this cig I smoked and start gettin a little nauseous. Well I turn like ghost white and start getting sicker to my stomach.

At this point i'm thinking no big deal it's just the pills fucking with my stomach. I get up to go to the bathroom cause I figure I'm gonna puke and usually after that I feel fine. The bathroom is only a few feet from my room across the hall. I didn't even fuckin make it to the light switch in the bathroom before I hit the floor.

I get like a few steps from the light switch and my vision goes black, I start tingling like gettin stuck with needles all over, loud ass ringing in my ears and sweating something fierce.

Now I've had this happen before when I've been at concerts and overheated and shit but never like this. It literally me dropped like instantly to the floor and I couldn't move. I laid in the dark on the bathroom floor for like 10 minutes.

Finally got back up and came back in the room soaked in sweat. Ringing and tingling stayed with me for a little while after it happened then everything was fine again.

Like I said ive had similar shit happen before but never that intense to where I just crashed to the floor in mid step.

Jesus fuck that's a long rant about nothing. Oh well fuck it I had to do something since I cant take my ass back to sleep. Huggles you fuckers.

**farmergiles** · 12-22-2009, 11:35 AM

Y'all right J?

The vics must of combinated badly with the bud and blood sugar levels

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msicidron · 12-22-2009, 11:46 AM

Fail. learn 2 front wheel drive

Juicy_J · 12-22-2009, 12:38 PM

Right.

**Mafoo** · 12-22-2009, 01:42 PM

damn dude, that happened to me the other night. i kinda stood up too fast and had to sit back down cuz my vision tunneled out and was all fuzzy, and i definitely had ringing ears..

kinda scary, i think its a low blood pressure/ blood flow thing from blazin it

Mikey · 12-22-2009, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

My Sabres are fucking KILLING IT! I know we Buffalo fans say it every year, but I think this might be the year we take Lord Stanley's Cup!!!!!!!

Also welcome back Juicy! Glad to hear things are going well.

its crazy how our good ole Rivet is your captain now...
anyways Markov is back now so the Habs are going to kick ass.

Mikey · 12-22-2009, 02:25 PM

theyre doing ok this year

but werent they like worst in the west last year?

although I like the Avs, Sundin, Forseberg then Roy and Theodore, Roy even joked once that Colorado's gonna stop drafting goaltenders they're just going to trade for them from Montreal haha.

go habs go.

I wish we had more of a hockey fan based presence here on yahooka, but I think in the sports forum there was very few nhl threads and they were all far apart...

Mikey · 12-22-2009, 02:26 PM

Sucks how Sakic's career ended too, the bad back and all, then finally he's ready to go and play again and he runs his fingers through a snow blower ( I have no clue how he managed that)

_tyranT · 12-22-2009, 03:11 PM

idk wtf is goin is on.

but im fucked up and that speaks for itself.

wellfleation · 12-22-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowmayne

father of the year award

Call me in in a few years Mr. Wonderful. I think just about everyone has driven drunk just most aren't caught - you're just an ass-hole. Holier than thou. At least I don't come here to feel better about my pathetic life. I just come to vent, then react to what is said.

I got off, you would have been arrested.

wellfleation · 12-22-2009, 07:00 PM

Pats won

wellfleation · 12-22-2009, 07:08 PM

Sorry, ummm, random people on the internet do not hurt my feelings. You make a stupid comment based on a truthful experience many people have been lucky to avoid. Well then, expect the same in return.

I can handle the oven, can you?

wellfleation · 12-22-2009, 07:15 PM

And guess what, people do it all the time and you will too.

I'm so irresponsible I'm going to vape a bowl. Being irresponsible as I am. I'm sure you will never make mistakes when you actually reach puberty.

12-21-2009, 07:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 860 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	What the fuck is up ya'll? I have not posted in a long ass time or even been to the site so I wanted to make a thread and say what's up. I've been doing good. I'll leave it at that. I know most are probably like who the fuck is this guy but some of ya'll may remember me. Hope all is well in your part of the land. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

12-21-2009, 07:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 860 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	Back at ya Snowmayne. Life is good right now. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

12-21-2009, 08:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	I Should have been arrested for DWI early last night (Sunday). It was a light snow and I went to take money out for some stuff and say my banks empty parking lot and gunned it thing I could just swing the tail. Well, my front wheel drive Ford Taurus went straight into a snow bank. I was drinking 10 year old 90 proof bourbon and diet Cokes (watching football) and was wasted. I was also very stuck and attempting to dig myself out ill prepared, (bad shoes, no boots), slipping and falling like a drunken sailor. Just as I had a felling I should just turn off he car and call my wife to have her call AAA (realize I was doing a quick pick up behind her back so this was my last resort). Of course all of the sudden the boys in blue arrive. I attempt to slur my intention to call my wife for AAA. The PO then says he clearly smells a powerful order of alcohol and could see I was in NO CONDITION TO DRIVE and that is when I thought I was busted. He didn't ask for any sobriety tests even though I fell down twice when shoveling in front of him. Just sunk my head saying I would lose my job if I was arrested - played the sympathy card (last ditch effort when you know you're fucked). He asked if I had kids and told him yes. He also asked for my reg (no issue and my license (which i didn't even have on me - He asked for some ID I provided a credit card and DOB). after all this the cop asks for my home number and speaks to my wife and asks if she could call AAA, the PO explained I was in no condition to drive, then the PO gave me a ride literally 1/8 a mile to my home and then got my wife - gave me one more lecture for which I thanked him again for not arresting my inebriated ass. I was probably 4xs over the legal limit. Merry fucking Christmas indeed. I learned a HUGE LESSON. __________________ FIGHTPOWER

12-21-2009, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,816 Thanks: 2,928 Thanked 1,249 Times in 835 Posts	I really don't watch basketball anymore till the playoffs start. everyone around here loves the cavs but they are all bandwagon bitches they only like lebron james nobody gave a fuck about the cavs 15 years ago. __________________ Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wranglers and each night begins a new day, if you can't understand him and he don't die young, he'll probably just ride away.

12-22-2009, 07:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 860 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	Thanks for having me back ya'll lol. Something fucked up happened to me last night after I had posted this and was chillin with some friends. I had ate a couple of Vic's earlier before I made this thread. Three 5's to exact. Nothing crazy or anything ya know, smoked some buds with my homie, played some video games then he had to ride. So everything is cool in the game, I'm just chillin listening to some music and shit. Well another 2 homies end up shooting me a text asking if I wanted to smoke a blunt and chill. Of course I'm like shit yeah get your asses over here. They show up, roll up and burn up. Once again everything is cool. I'm watchin home boy play this game when all of a sudden after this cig I smoked and start gettin a little nauseous. Well I turn like ghost white and start getting sicker to my stomach. At this point i'm thinking no big deal it's just the pills fucking with my stomach. I get up to go to the bathroom cause I figure I'm gonna puke and usually after that I feel fine. The bathroom is only a few feet from my room across the hall. I didn't even fuckin make it to the light switch in the bathroom before I hit the floor. I get like a few steps from the light switch and my vision goes black, I start tingling like gettin stuck with needles all over, loud ass ringing in my ears and sweating something fierce. Now I've had this happen before when I've been at concerts and overheated and shit but never like this. It literally me dropped like instantly to the floor and I couldn't move. I laid in the dark on the bathroom floor for like 10 minutes. Finally got back up and came back in the room soaked in sweat. Ringing and tingling stayed with me for a little while after it happened then everything was fine again. Like I said ive had similar shit happen before but never that intense to where I just crashed to the floor in mid step. Jesus fuck that's a long rant about nothing. Oh well fuck it I had to do something since I cant take my ass back to sleep. Huggles you fuckers. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson Last edited by Juicy_J; 12-22-2009 at 07:27 AM.

12-21-2009, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	sup juicy go magic go titans

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farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In My Fire Engine Posts: 7,134 Thanks: 2,040 Thanked 3,167 Times in 2,191 Posts	Y'all right J? The vics must of combinated badly with the bud and blood sugar levels . __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys*

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msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 228 Thanked 153 Times in 120 Posts	Fail. learn 2 front wheel drive __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

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Juicy_J ¼Chemical Cousin¼ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 860 Thanks: 117 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	Right. __________________ DRINKIN' BEER! "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

12-22-2009, 01:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	damn dude, that happened to me the other night. i kinda stood up too fast and had to sit back down cuz my vision tunneled out and was all fuzzy, and i definitely had ringing ears.. kinda scary, i think its a low blood pressure/ blood flow thing from blazin it __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

12-22-2009, 02:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	theyre doing ok this year but werent they like worst in the west last year? although I like the Avs, Sundin, Forseberg then Roy and Theodore, Roy even joked once that Colorado's gonna stop drafting goaltenders they're just going to trade for them from Montreal haha. go habs go. I wish we had more of a hockey fan based presence here on yahooka, but I think in the sports forum there was very few nhl threads and they were all far apart... __________________ RIP Gov

12-22-2009, 02:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	Sucks how Sakic's career ended too, the bad back and all, then finally he's ready to go and play again and he runs his fingers through a snow blower ( I have no clue how he managed that) __________________ RIP Gov

12-22-2009, 03:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
_tyranT Old School Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ohio Posts: 1,574 Thanks: 12 Thanked 41 Times in 29 Posts	idk wtf is goin is on. but im fucked up and that speaks for itself.

12-22-2009, 07:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	Pats won __________________ FIGHTPOWER

12-22-2009, 07:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	Sorry, ummm, random people on the internet do not hurt my feelings. You make a stupid comment based on a truthful experience many people have been lucky to avoid. Well then, expect the same in return. I can handle the oven, can you? __________________ FIGHTPOWER

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12-22-2009, 07:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
wellfleation Old School Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Methuen, MASSHOLE Posts: 3,520 Thanks: 149 Thanked 467 Times in 333 Posts	And guess what, people do it all the time and you will too. I'm so irresponsible I'm going to vape a bowl. Being irresponsible as I am. I'm sure you will never make mistakes when you actually reach puberty. __________________ FIGHTPOWER