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Old 12-22-2009, 12:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Someone please tell me what is in my foot?

Okay, so 25 min ago it felt like I got stung on my foot, but I was wearing socks and figured I just stepped on something.

I took my socks off about 10 min ago, and I could see a tiny puncture, and it looked like I got a splinter in my foot.

So I got the tweezers to try n big this little black stinger or splinter out, and I swear to god the mufucka started wiggling but its real tiny and hard to see. So I stop with the tweezers and tried sqeezing it out with my fingers, and the bitch went deeper in.

So then I busted out the peroxide on the lil nigga and kept digging with the tweezers - I got it to show a bit more bit its so tiny i cant make out if it really is living or if its like a splinter or stinger or what. The area is red and puffy by now, it already was in the first place from the iritation from whatever got in my foot, but now its worse from the tweezers and peroxide i guess.

Anyway, I squeeze with my fingers again, and this time its turns from black to reddish, so i think i squished it , but i squeezed again and the black is still there.

WTF IS THIS A PARASITE
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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you have a splinter you drama queen. mebbe glass or something but a splinter no less.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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glass isnt BLACK.

I took a detailed pic but its 2.5megs so i cant up it
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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glass isnt BLACK.
lol yeah it is
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is so incredibly stupid that beyond this statement I cannot think of words to do it justice.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha, I think I'll be alright with that.
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Pharmy to the rescue.........

Soak a peice of bread in milk........and apply to the stung area!

This method has a drawing ability....so does a wet tea bag..~
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also a paste of baking soda and water, apllied on the area and left to dry, will draw the object out and relieve the itch as well.


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could very unlikely be a nematode, walking around any damp mud or leaves?
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Pharmy to the rescue.........

Soak a peice of bread in milk........and apply to the stung area!

This method has a drawing ability....so does a wet tea bag..~

placing a small bit of chewing tobacco (copenhagen) on it will reduce the stinging also.
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were you in tall grass? maybe you have lime disease..

i'm not a doctor, i just watch CYE.
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