just hit my girlfriend (help)

Santraio · 05-14-2010, 10:48 PM

I know this is kinda long but please bear with me

anyways, like I was saying, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything.

So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'nah forget it' - 'yo home to Bel-Air!'

Grieves · 05-14-2010, 10:51 PM

you suck dude...

cantSEEme · 05-14-2010, 10:52 PM

seek professional help. you're a beater. you need therapy and anger management. hopefully, if she has any self-respect at all, she will leave you until you do get help, saying she comes back at all.

also, why would you end your post for help with a stupid joke?

Grieves · 05-14-2010, 10:53 PM

thing is, the poor girl is scared and will prolly stay with this loser...

or

really bad joke...

either way, you suck dude...

Bearsy · 05-14-2010, 10:54 PM

Santraio · 05-14-2010, 10:59 PM

guys this is serious, stop joking

Grieves · 05-14-2010, 11:00 PM

fuck off...

Bearsy · 05-14-2010, 11:00 PM

cantSEEme · 05-14-2010, 11:00 PM

^lulz!

and stfu, beater.

get help.

/end thread

Mercury · 05-14-2010, 11:01 PM

lol i couldn't help but laugh at the end. well done. is the story true then? if so that is fucked. slapping is halfway acceptable, but punching is just low.

cantSEEme · 05-14-2010, 11:03 PM

merc, im willing to bet your "girlfriend" woops on you.

Santraio · 05-14-2010, 11:07 PM

any useful advice? or is anyone really been far as even as decide to use even go want to do look more like?

Mercury · 05-14-2010, 11:09 PM

i think you could just go and maybe do it one time, besides it isn't like things don't just go that way.

Grieves · 05-14-2010, 11:10 PM

get a rope....

fasten a noose...

throw it over the highest tree branch you can...

put noose around your neck...

place chair underneath the rope...

climb onto chair...

fill in the blank _______.....

cantSEEme · 05-14-2010, 11:12 PM

meh... bullshit thread.

so, how's bout them Mets?

Mercury · 05-14-2010, 11:18 PM

this one reminds me of a classic where this guy posted ina car forum that he suspects his wife is cheating so he decides to spy on her. he follows her in his car to this strange mans house and parks to watch them go inside. he couldn't quite see them so he gets out of his car and crouches down for a better look, and while he's down there.... he notices some rust on his exhaust... so he wants to know what to do about it.

Santraio · 05-14-2010, 11:18 PM

Quote:

meh... bullshit thread.

so, how's bout them Mets?

.

cantSEEme · 05-14-2010, 11:19 PM

yeah, i think the Mets suck.

GO YANKS!!

crookedhatinator45 · 05-14-2010, 11:22 PM

^^^ HAHAHAH links? pweeeeease??

crookedhatinator45 · 05-14-2010, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santraio

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that kid IS a pokemon. as zolt would say, "he's a PEEkatchu!"

05-14-2010, 10:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Santraio YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magic Land Posts: 47 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	just hit my girlfriend (help) I know this is kinda long but please bear with me anyways, like I was saying, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'nah forget it' - 'yo home to Bel-Air!' __________________ "Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me." - Eminem

05-14-2010, 10:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	you suck dude... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

05-14-2010, 10:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	thing is, the poor girl is scared and will prolly stay with this loser... or really bad joke... either way, you suck dude... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" Last edited by Grieves; 05-14-2010 at 11:00 PM.

05-14-2010, 10:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Santraio YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magic Land Posts: 47 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	guys this is serious, stop joking __________________ "Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me." - Eminem

05-14-2010, 11:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	fuck off... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

05-14-2010, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	seek professional help. you're a beater. you need therapy and anger management. hopefully, if she has any self-respect at all, she will leave you until you do get help, saying she comes back at all. also, why would you end your post for help with a stupid joke?

05-14-2010, 11:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	^lulz! and stfu, beater. get help. /end thread

05-14-2010, 11:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	lol i couldn't help but laugh at the end. well done. is the story true then? if so that is fucked. slapping is halfway acceptable, but punching is just low.

05-14-2010, 11:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	merc, im willing to bet your "girlfriend" woops on you.

05-14-2010, 11:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Santraio YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magic Land Posts: 47 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	any useful advice? or is anyone really been far as even as decide to use even go want to do look more like? __________________ "Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me." - Eminem

05-14-2010, 11:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	i think you could just go and maybe do it one time, besides it isn't like things don't just go that way.

05-14-2010, 11:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	get a rope.... fasten a noose... throw it over the highest tree branch you can... put noose around your neck... place chair underneath the rope... climb onto chair... fill in the blank _______..... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

05-14-2010, 11:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	meh... bullshit thread. so, how's bout them Mets?

05-14-2010, 11:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	this one reminds me of a classic where this guy posted ina car forum that he suspects his wife is cheating so he decides to spy on her. he follows her in his car to this strange mans house and parks to watch them go inside. he couldn't quite see them so he gets out of his car and crouches down for a better look, and while he's down there.... he notices some rust on his exhaust... so he wants to know what to do about it.

05-14-2010, 11:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	yeah, i think the Mets suck. GO YANKS!!

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