Kishar

every single time some black dude calls in I'll say, year make model vehicle please...and EVERY time it's one of 3 cars....a Crown Vic, a god damned Caprice or a Cadillac of some kind, usually about an '82 Fleetwood Broham.

AND they want you to sit there and tell them wire for wire how to hook up this certain HU or alarm and when i tell them go to the website and get the diagram they never have a computer, dont have a friend that owns a computer, don't live near a library and sometimes i'll even feel bad and try giving them the info over the phone but they don't even have a fucking pencil to write it down with! I don't understand it!!!

the chinks are my fav...their smart and always have the internet.

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Waves

you have failed in not sounding racist

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Mikey

the whole world is racist
it depends how you look at it

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Waves

the world is a big rock it cant be racist

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Waves

i dont mean to sound like an arab, but DIRKA DIRKA MUHAMMID JIHAD

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Waves

i dont mean to sound like a bird, but

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Waves

i dont want to sound like britney spears, but

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Waves

dont forget spencer

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Kishar

don't get me wrong i deal with WAY more DUMB white people but the black dudes stories are always the same....crown vic, caprice or caddy and never prepared for the task at hand.

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Man in Black

my younger brother bought a little kia hatchback a while ago, and my friend just came back from mississippi about a week ago. traded his S10 for a caprice on 24's as soon as he got back (keep in mind my friend is not black, he is white/philipino).

so anyhow we're chillin on my front porch and my brother pulls up in his kia, that my buddy hasn't seen before. when he was still around my bro was drivin a cavalier. anyhow my friend says to my brother "What's up with your car man? it looks like a girls car or something"

Brother looks at the caprice, smiles and says "and your's looks like a nigger's car", turns and walks inside. I lol'd.

oh and it's spelled brougham for fucks sake.

but it's mostly caprices, cutlasses, and monte carlo's around here. el camino's too. lot of cadillacs don't get me wrong, my buddy had a 80 something Seville. most of the cadillacs you see around here are driven by old white folks.

fine car to drive after a war

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Mercury

Yeah, but if you think blacks don't have the internet, well, mexicans REALLY don't have internet. I think that's why they all live near eachother, so they can just stand outside for social networking instead of doing it online like normal people.


And yeah, lol at the fact that black people think that american cars from the 80's are cool when in fact they may constitute the worst cars ever built.

Man in Black

wtf are you talking about merc

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Mercury

uhhh... mexicans + computers and black + cars?

Man in Black

no I don't care about that, you said American cars from the 80's were shitty..

my third generation camaro begs to differ

"Road & Track selected the 1984 Camaro/Firebird as one of twelve best cars in the world and in the Best Sports GT category in the $11,000 to $14,000 range. Car and Driver picked the '84 Camaro Z28 as the best handling car built in the United States"

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The Rev

I don't mean to sound like I don't give a shit, but


...whatever.



The Rev

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Rubix

everybody is racist, it's actually quite normal behavior. just get used to it

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myxomatosis

The worst part of this thread is that it wasn't even funny. Har har black people drive Crown Vics and other boat cars, surprise. There are so many funny things and peculiarities black people are seemingly prone to that you could have mentioned and gotten at least a chuckle.

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Mercury

^if you don't see the humor in Kishars experience, then you don't understand humor myxo. I woud laugh my ass off if every back dude that called in for car tech support was inquiring about a Cutlass or a Cadillac. That's a great Dave Chappelle skit if there ever was one.

Rubix

Myxo stop being a buzz kill ffs

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myxomatosis

Yes my post was clearly the first buzzkill post in this thread.

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oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird
and why can't that always be
tossing aside from your birches crown
just enough dark to see
how you're the light over me

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