Balliest thing you've done. (girls need not post 'cause, really now.)

shai_hulud · 07-01-2010, 01:41 PM

So yeah. What is the ballsiest thing you've done?

Any cool ass fucking stories out there waiting to be told?

LMK

Über King · 07-01-2010, 01:46 PM

my friend was hiding from the police once, i managed to sneak him into my house and keep him there for a day without my rents knowing / ever finding out.

oh yeah and working with kids

The Rev · 07-01-2010, 01:54 PM

I'm doing it right now. Left work to do my own thing, rely on my own problem solving abilities to get by in life, and escape the hellish swamp of mediocrity that is the world of office work.

The Rev

shai_hulud · 07-01-2010, 01:55 PM

^ i said girls need not post.

The Rev · 07-01-2010, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

^ i said girls need not post.

The Rev

verklingen · 07-01-2010, 01:59 PM

i stole the texas state flag at my school district's office building while we were there giving presentations

Being · 07-01-2010, 02:24 PM

took hallucinagens/drank alcohol at school/work, smoked pot in bathrooms of businesses

shai_hulud · 07-01-2010, 02:25 PM

^the more details the better.

Being · 07-01-2010, 02:30 PM

for example, took way too large of a dose (second time taking it) of ambien before school. tripped hardcore. whole school knew because I ran into teachers, stumbled over people, etc. v. principle had to carry me up stairs to his office. got away with it claiming i must have taken too much cough syrup (couldn't do anything anyways, they couldn't test me for anything)

**Mafoo** · 07-01-2010, 02:34 PM

i smoked a joint on the patio of a starbucks located on this little downtown promenade thing. its basically where everyone goes, theres movie theaters and food places on both sides of the street, and the starbucks is also 2 doors down from the police annex that i took a piss in while shroomiing.

it was a dumb idea

Über King · 07-01-2010, 02:41 PM

i wound up very drunk and argueing for a long time with a policeman once because he caught me stealing a traffic cone.

i was trying to explain to him that i was going to paint it green and stick baubles it it and use it as a christmas tree in my student flat.

he got out his van and i ran away.

verklingen · 07-01-2010, 02:42 PM

i peed on a historic building downtown while wearing a suit

Grieves · 07-01-2010, 02:50 PM

Got coked up, rode around in a mini van, stealing x-mas trees from in front of department stores...We got two small ones, then tried for a bigger one but couldn't get the root ball into the moving van so we ditched it in the middle of the parking lot, all while laughing our asses off...

Rode down this hill in the boonies, on the back of a ford escort, then the car stopped so people could pee, they forgot about us on the back and we had to run and jump onto the back of the moving car so we could get down to our cars...

Not too ballsy but fun nonetheless...

Über King · 07-01-2010, 02:51 PM

i pissed off the roof of my building onto the pavement below

Praise Jah · 07-01-2010, 02:56 PM

i shit on somebodys front lawn once and took a piss while walking down a busy street another time.

~1~ · 07-01-2010, 03:36 PM

I spent 15 years stealing cars from people who couldn't/wouldn't pay for them in some of the nastiest neighborhoods in Los Angeles and Orange counties...

15 years in the regulatin' business, that's pretty ballsy, no?

~1~ · 07-01-2010, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Praise Jah

i shit on somebodys front lawn once and took a piss while walking down a busy street another time.

Shit, welcome to life in Hollywood, lightweight....

Waves · 07-01-2010, 03:46 PM

I once beat a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

badgoalie85 · 07-01-2010, 03:49 PM

except for snowmayne (although robbing the liquor store is pretty stupid), verk's first one, and No1, these are all pretty much not ballsy, to be honest (actually therev had a decent one too with escaping office work).

ballsiest thing i ever did happened in barcelona just a few weeks ago. i got pickpocketed at like 3 in the morning by a dude who was with two of his buddies and when i realized it, i followed them for three blocks yelling at them to give me my shit back. when they turned down an alley and still wouldn't acknowledge me i tackled one and started reaching into his pockets to try to find my stuff. i didn't find anything and instead ended up getting the shit kicked out of me by three spanish dudes on the first day of my vacation...luckily i found my wallet (no cash in it of course) while limping back to the hostel.

to be fair, i never would have followed them if i hadn't been drunk off my ass.

Waves · 07-01-2010, 03:59 PM

Confucius say there is thin line between reckless and ballsy

07-01-2010, 01:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	Balliest thing you've done. (girls need not post 'cause, really now.) So yeah. What is the ballsiest thing you've done? Any cool ass fucking stories out there waiting to be told? LMK __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-01-2010, 01:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	my friend was hiding from the police once, i managed to sneak him into my house and keep him there for a day without my rents knowing / ever finding out. oh yeah and working with kids __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	I'm doing it right now. Left work to do my own thing, rely on my own problem solving abilities to get by in life, and escape the hellish swamp of mediocrity that is the world of office work. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-01-2010, 01:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ i said girls need not post. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	i stole the texas state flag at my school district's office building while we were there giving presentations __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^the more details the better. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-01-2010, 02:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	i smoked a joint on the patio of a starbucks located on this little downtown promenade thing. its basically where everyone goes, theres movie theaters and food places on both sides of the street, and the starbucks is also 2 doors down from the police annex that i took a piss in while shroomiing. it was a dumb idea __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

07-01-2010, 02:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	i wound up very drunk and argueing for a long time with a policeman once because he caught me stealing a traffic cone. i was trying to explain to him that i was going to paint it green and stick baubles it it and use it as a christmas tree in my student flat. he got out his van and i ran away. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

07-01-2010, 02:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	i peed on a historic building downtown while wearing a suit __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	Got coked up, rode around in a mini van, stealing x-mas trees from in front of department stores...We got two small ones, then tried for a bigger one but couldn't get the root ball into the moving van so we ditched it in the middle of the parking lot, all while laughing our asses off... Rode down this hill in the boonies, on the back of a ford escort, then the car stopped so people could pee, they forgot about us on the back and we had to run and jump onto the back of the moving car so we could get down to our cars... Not too ballsy but fun nonetheless... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	i pissed off the roof of my building onto the pavement below __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

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Praise Jah YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 417 Thanks: 28 Thanked 35 Times in 30 Posts	i shit on somebodys front lawn once and took a piss while walking down a busy street another time. __________________ Fearing a wack planet since 1988

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	I spent 15 years stealing cars from people who couldn't/wouldn't pay for them in some of the nastiest neighborhoods in Los Angeles and Orange counties... 15 years in the regulatin' business, that's pretty ballsy, no? __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	I once beat a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

07-01-2010, 03:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 1,085 Thanks: 97 Thanked 454 Times in 288 Posts	except for snowmayne (although robbing the liquor store is pretty stupid), verk's first one, and No1, these are all pretty much not ballsy, to be honest (actually therev had a decent one too with escaping office work). ballsiest thing i ever did happened in barcelona just a few weeks ago. i got pickpocketed at like 3 in the morning by a dude who was with two of his buddies and when i realized it, i followed them for three blocks yelling at them to give me my shit back. when they turned down an alley and still wouldn't acknowledge me i tackled one and started reaching into his pockets to try to find my stuff. i didn't find anything and instead ended up getting the shit kicked out of me by three spanish dudes on the first day of my vacation...luckily i found my wallet (no cash in it of course) while limping back to the hostel. to be fair, i never would have followed them if i hadn't been drunk off my ass. __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	Confucius say there is thin line between reckless and ballsy __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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