I have someones flask

Bearsy · 07-04-2010, 09:13 AM

I came from a party and I only knew 2 people there and I know it's not theirs. Should I try and find the owner or just enjoy my new drinking tool?

farmergiles · 07-04-2010, 09:15 AM

Try and find the owner.

professor meheh · 07-04-2010, 09:15 AM

flasks, great for the alcoholic on the go.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:17 AM

LOL you should totes find the owner! you can make a facebook page and post signs all over the neighborhood. perhaps rent a plane with a banner fixed to the back of it with a giant picture of said flask and a number where they can reach you!

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:20 AM

or start a message board! missingflask.org whenever someone loses their flask that will be the first place they go. you will be a fucking hero, bearsry.

Mikey · 07-04-2010, 09:20 AM

dude
im dead serious

you really

really

need to get that flask back to it's rightfull owner

it's like losing your bong/best glass pipe/bubbler ever
it sucks

do the right thing

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:22 AM

IM NOT SURE IF MY SARCASM DETECTOR IS BROKEN BUT IT JUST WENT OFF FOR SOME REASON

Geeno · 07-04-2010, 09:23 AM

Yeah, you might make a new friend if you return it to its owner.

When you figure out who owns it, throw some likka in it before you return and you'll def have a new friend!

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:25 AM

but remember, to determine whether or not the flask guy is the rightful owner, be sure to speak in riddles to cast away any doubt.

myxomatosis · 07-04-2010, 09:37 AM

Knowing two people from a party how in the hell are you going to be able to find the owner of a flask. I mean permitted it isn't engraved which I'm imagining he'd have included in the post.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:37 AM

^ flag plane.

myxomatosis · 07-04-2010, 09:39 AM

Oh, fair enough, I guess I had forgotten that possibility. Wait what.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:41 AM

well obviously word of mouth isn't a viable option so flag plane is the only viable answer.

Mikey · 07-04-2010, 09:43 AM

aurora

seriously

i love ya, i really do

but sometimes its just time to stfu

like now.

myxomatosis · 07-04-2010, 09:46 AM

Oh ok, I was just making sure we were speaking of the same flag plane. I was thinking smoke signals may be a more viable option.

Actually auroras been pretty on point in this thread mikey.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 09:51 AM

lol if i won teh millions, i would flag plane in lieu of text messaging.

good call with the smoke signals - a credible option to be sure

El Coyote · 07-04-2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurora

or start a message board! missingflask.org whenever someone loses their flask that will be the first place they go. you will be a fucking hero, bearsry.

rofl i like this guy

somebody give him some thanks.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 10:29 AM

in search of smite button for smoting

farmergiles · 07-04-2010, 10:31 AM

It's not gonna happen but- I'd like a button to slap people with a dead fish.

Like fg slapped Aurora with a dead fish 3 times.

shai_hulud · 07-04-2010, 10:34 AM

fish corpse abuse isn't tolerated around these parts.

also, it's not like you have any sway on the matter anyways mister fish defiler so don't act like you are in the know.

07-04-2010, 09:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 2,281 Thanked 3,746 Times in 2,551 Posts	Try and find the owner. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

07-04-2010, 09:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
professor meheh Problem? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: colorado Posts: 1,407 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 12 Posts	flasks, great for the alcoholic on the go. __________________ <@hwx> you lost touch with the streets meheh Isn't that illegal?

07-04-2010, 09:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	LOL you should totes find the owner! you can make a facebook page and post signs all over the neighborhood. perhaps rent a plane with a banner fixed to the back of it with a giant picture of said flask and a number where they can reach you! __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	or start a message board! missingflask.org whenever someone loses their flask that will be the first place they go. you will be a fucking hero, bearsry. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	dude im dead serious you really really need to get that flask back to it's rightfull owner it's like losing your bong/best glass pipe/bubbler ever it sucks do the right thing __________________ RIP Gov

07-04-2010, 09:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	IM NOT SURE IF MY SARCASM DETECTOR IS BROKEN BUT IT JUST WENT OFF FOR SOME REASON __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	but remember, to determine whether or not the flask guy is the rightful owner, be sure to speak in riddles to cast away any doubt. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Knowing two people from a party how in the hell are you going to be able to find the owner of a flask. I mean permitted it isn't engraved which I'm imagining he'd have included in the post. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

07-04-2010, 09:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ flag plane. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Oh, fair enough, I guess I had forgotten that possibility. Wait what. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

07-04-2010, 09:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	well obviously word of mouth isn't a viable option so flag plane is the only viable answer. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 09:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	aurora seriously i love ya, i really do but sometimes its just time to stfu like now. __________________ RIP Gov

07-04-2010, 09:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 933 Times in 597 Posts	Oh ok, I was just making sure we were speaking of the same flag plane. I was thinking smoke signals may be a more viable option. Actually auroras been pretty on point in this thread mikey. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

07-04-2010, 09:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	lol if i won teh millions, i would flag plane in lieu of text messaging. good call with the smoke signals - a credible option to be sure __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

07-04-2010, 10:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	in search of smite button for smoting __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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07-04-2010, 10:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 2,281 Thanked 3,746 Times in 2,551 Posts	It's not gonna happen but- I'd like a button to slap people with a dead fish. Like fg slapped Aurora with a dead fish 3 times. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

07-04-2010, 10:34 AM	#20 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	fish corpse abuse isn't tolerated around these parts. also, it's not like you have any sway on the matter anyways mister fish defiler so don't act like you are in the know. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."