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Old 07-13-2010, 05:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I've been writing for a newspaper this summer and my editor gave me an interesting story to write today. He tells me this morning that some guy bought 20 cases of bottled water down the street at the grocery store and was planning to dump them all out, then return the empties for their deposits which he would then buy liquor with. Come to find out, the guy is on food stamps, which you can't use to buy alcohol or tobacco. BUT, you can use them to buy bottled water and to pay the bottle deposits, which you can then redeem in cash. The store employees said this happens all the time, usually every day that fresh funds are distributed.

This guy bought 20 cases with 24 bottles each at a price of $4.34 after tax including the deposit, for a total bill of $86.80. He then poured all the water down the drain behind the store and redeemed a total of $24 in deposit money.

What the fuck?
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Old 07-13-2010, 05:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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unemployment is a little out of control too

I know a lot of people that willingly go on unemployment. As in they don't make any attempt to look for employment, and actually turn down opportunities that dont net more than their unemployment makes.
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Old 07-13-2010, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2010, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol tell me about it you can make enough money to get high everyday just being on job seeker benefits here. no wonder so many people are unemployed
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Whatever, if people are really satisfied being on the government dole, so be it. (FWIW, here in CA there is no tax or bottle deposit paid by the food stamp user)

Not much of a concern to me when we're spending trillions abroad on illegal wars.
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So, I've been writing for a newspaper this summer and my editor gave me an interesting story to write today. He tells me this morning that some guy bought 20 cases of bottled water down the street at the grocery store and was planning to dump them all out, then return the empties for their deposits which he would then buy liquor with. Come to find out, the guy is on food stamps, which you can't use to buy alcohol or tobacco. BUT, you can use them to buy bottled water and to pay the bottle deposits, which you can then redeem in cash. The store employees said this happens all the time, usually every day that fresh funds are distributed.

This guy bought 20 cases with 24 bottles each at a price of $4.34 after tax including the deposit, for a total bill of $86.80. He then poured all the water down the drain behind the store and redeemed a total of $24 in deposit money.

What the fuck?
I know seriously!! What a moron! He dumps the fucking water out for recycle money? Jesus! It's fucking summer, he could of easily sold the water on the street at a cheap 50c a bottle and gotton waaaaay more booze.

yeah thats right folks... laziness, it can cost you booze money too, and thats when you need to admit you have a problem
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unemployment is a little out of control too

I know a lot of people that willingly go on unemployment. As in they don't make any attempt to look for employment, and actually turn down opportunities that dont net more than their unemployment makes.
yeah those sons of bitches ruin it for people like my mom who got laid off work at the age of 60, she has no retirement or anything, without unemployment money she'd be homeless and hungry.

there isn't much hope for a 60 year old woman to find a decent job, at least not around here.

at least next month she will be eligible for social security benefits because she is a widow
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Old 07-14-2010, 06:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I know seriously!! What a moron! He dumps the fucking water out for recycle money? Jesus! It's fucking summer, he could of easily sold the water on the street at a cheap 50c a bottle and gotton waaaaay more booze.

yeah thats right folks... laziness, it can cost you booze money too, and thats when you need to admit you have a problem
who would say no to a 50c bottle of water on a hot summer day?
that's the first thing that came into my mind too
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who would say no to a 50c bottle of water on a hot summer day?
that's the first thing that came into my mind too

And there in lies the difference between an entrepreneur and a bum on welfare...
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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selling is too much work, might as well pour it in a big jar or something so you can drink the water later on when you're hungover and dehydrated
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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an article in my paper says 20% of people on this island are on food stamps. That's one in five. Chances are, lots of those people are alcoholic and creative.

the real problem are the stores. here, you aren't allowed to eat at restaurants or buy prepared food, but the grocery stores find a way around it, like making food and then refrigerating it so its not technically hot. its all about profit, they don't give a fuck where the money comes from.

in all honesty, if i had come up with that idea i would probably be scamming the EBT all day until i could pick up an ounce.
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i used food stamps for double cheeseburgers at mcdonalds in vancouver one time

i didnt feel like a bum because it was in tinseltown mall and i was surrounded by bums
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LOL at the assumption that this guys scamming the government instead of spending the day selling water is in anyway indicative of anything other than his addiction.
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I'm not typically one to judge, but it irks me when I see people purchasing crap like soda with food stamps. And then there are those who use the cash side of their EBT card to purchase alcohol.
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lol, your editor don't know what the fuck is up. There's like 3 places in Lynn where you can trade food stamps for cash for 50 cents on the dollar, asian and latin stores ya know? if ya can buy a glass stem there you can prolly trade stamps for cash, not that I ever would, or ever needed stamps.
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People aren't going to eat/buy any better because they are using money that they didn't earn, and it's foolish to think otherwise.
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