Would you...

The Rev · 07-16-2010, 01:05 PM

Allow yourself to be castrated (For women, it can be female circumcision), if you had proof that doing so would immediately result in lasting world peace?

The Rev

HTAM · 07-16-2010, 01:12 PM

Nope. The there would be a major fuckin' war in our household rallied by Mrs HTAM.

Bearsy · 07-16-2010, 01:13 PM

I ain't usin it anyway. I'm sure I could get a few prostrate massages out of the deal too.
"Hey baby, I ain't got no nads, but I brought about world peace... put on one of these latex gloves and get to work."

Mr. Poatheed · 07-16-2010, 01:13 PM

Only if I get credit for being the world's savior. White Ghandi like. 'Cause I'm selfish about my ballsack like that.

Flamingnun · 07-16-2010, 01:19 PM

Nah, world peace would last less than a second.

HTAM · 07-16-2010, 01:25 PM

It's kinda of a stretch (no pun intended) to even try to imagine people saying, 'That's it no more war. Dude just cut his own custard gun off.'

But an interesting question nevertheless.

The Rev · 07-16-2010, 01:31 PM

I think there are alot more guys who'd prefer crucifixion to castration, and one guy DID voluntarily do that to save the world, and like billions of people believe it, too. This is not as far fetched as one might initially think.

The Rev

Bearsy · 07-16-2010, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

I think there are alot more guys who'd prefer crucifixion to castration, and one guy DID voluntarily do that to save the world, and like billions of people believe it, too. This is not as far fetched as one might initially think.

The Rev

True, but now there's more war then ever because he did that. Maybe not more, but most of it's in his name or against his name.

verklingen · 07-16-2010, 01:50 PM

i dunno but i just realized beasry av month will one day be over and it made me sad

The Rev · 07-16-2010, 02:01 PM

That's true Bearsy, that's why I made a point of saying "LASTING world peace". This assumes that this peace goes on forever, or at least for a really really long time.

Because you're right. There's no way I'm getting sac-nipped for like a war holiday or something. It's gotta be YEARS.

The Rev

verklingen · 07-16-2010, 02:09 PM

i don't think i qualify anyhow, having only half the gonads of most to sacrifice

The Rev · 07-16-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

i don't think i qualify anyhow, having only half the gonads of most to sacrifice

Oh, I GOTTA hear the story behind this statement. I don't wanna, I GOTTA.

The Rev

verklingen · 07-16-2010, 02:15 PM

lol it's more unfortunate medical emergency than hilariously unfortunate injury. testicular torsion, somehow got misdiagnosed as some infection or other causing several days of excruciating pain during which time my left nut steadily swelled to the size of a grapefruit or softball. it ended up dying and had to be amputated.

and you know what, i thought they really let you keep shit like that in a jar

Bearsy · 07-16-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

i dunno but i just realized beasry av month will one day be over and it made me sad

Make it a yearly deal, or I can be Yahooka's official mascot.

Kompressor · 07-16-2010, 02:22 PM

or both!

Oh, and yes I would do it, provided I can hit the sperm bank like 500 times beforehand and have a hot nurse collect from me.

Grieves · 07-16-2010, 02:25 PM

there wouldn't be world peace if i couldn't stick my dick into vag...

if you think i am a miserable person now, take away my dick...

there would be a body count...

Sir-Ex · 07-16-2010, 03:00 PM

Peace would be boring. So would life without sex. That's a double negative that don't make a right.

mr.nobody · 07-16-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by verklingen

my left nut steadily swelled ...it ended up dying and had to be amputated. and you know what, i thought they really let you keep shit like that in a jar

So funny, so damn funny .. .cuz I know I thought the same. But yeh the testy torsion ain't no joke

Waves · 07-16-2010, 03:39 PM

hell yes i would. then i would become addicted to multiple substances and slowly kill myself, all the while doing it with the pride and dignity of someone who just brought peace to the world with the act of getting his schlong cut off.

Sir-Ex · 07-16-2010, 03:45 PM

you mean testicles

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07-16-2010, 01:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	Would you... Allow yourself to be castrated (For women, it can be female circumcision), if you had proof that doing so would immediately result in lasting world peace? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-16-2010, 01:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Nah, world peace would last less than a second. __________________

07-16-2010, 01:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	I think there are alot more guys who'd prefer crucifixion to castration, and one guy DID voluntarily do that to save the world, and like billions of people believe it, too. This is not as far fetched as one might initially think. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-16-2010, 01:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	i dunno but i just realized beasry av month will one day be over and it made me sad __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	Nope. The there would be a major fuckin' war in our household rallied by Mrs HTAM.

07-16-2010, 01:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	It's kinda of a stretch (no pun intended) to even try to imagine people saying, 'That's it no more war. Dude just cut his own custard gun off.' But an interesting question nevertheless.

07-16-2010, 02:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	That's true Bearsy, that's why I made a point of saying "LASTING world peace". This assumes that this peace goes on forever, or at least for a really really long time. Because you're right. There's no way I'm getting sac-nipped for like a war holiday or something. It's gotta be YEARS. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-16-2010, 02:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	i don't think i qualify anyhow, having only half the gonads of most to sacrifice __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

07-16-2010, 02:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
verklingen Radical Dreamer Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: texas Posts: 8,005 Thanks: 811 Thanked 1,491 Times in 946 Posts	lol it's more unfortunate medical emergency than hilariously unfortunate injury. testicular torsion, somehow got misdiagnosed as some infection or other causing several days of excruciating pain during which time my left nut steadily swelled to the size of a grapefruit or softball. it ended up dying and had to be amputated. and you know what, i thought they really let you keep shit like that in a jar __________________ “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” rip matt

07-16-2010, 02:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,069 Times in 1,634 Posts	or both! Oh, and yes I would do it, provided I can hit the sperm bank like 500 times beforehand and have a hot nurse collect from me. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

07-16-2010, 02:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,566 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	there wouldn't be world peace if i couldn't stick my dick into vag... if you think i am a miserable person now, take away my dick... there would be a body count... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

07-16-2010, 03:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Peace would be boring. So would life without sex. That's a double negative that don't make a right. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

07-16-2010, 03:39 PM	#19 (permalink)
Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	hell yes i would. then i would become addicted to multiple substances and slowly kill myself, all the while doing it with the pride and dignity of someone who just brought peace to the world with the act of getting his schlong cut off. __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

07-16-2010, 03:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	you mean testicles __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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