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Old 07-16-2010, 04:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ITT: We theorize about Waves experience at the gas station (7/16/2010)

I for one believe that waves prepaid his gas for the wrong pump, someone else pumped the gas that he paid for, then he tried to reason with them about the situation. The other person was asian and pretended to not speak English, but Waves new he was full of shit because the gas thief's wife was speaking in English to him when he initially started pumping it.

The guy started to drive away when Waves went tienamen square on the guy and tried to stand infront of the asian man's SUV. Being that the guy was Asian, he was used to hitting people and things with his car. Waves dove out of the way at the last minute and was frustrated and out $20 dollars.
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol damn Geeno


Maybe he...... Went into the gas station to get some "munchies" and gas, got inside did the deed and started heading outside. He almost gets back to his car with his bag of Sunchips and other munchies when ah Obese "homeless" man walks up and asks for a few bucks cuz he ran out of gas.

Waves thinks about it and eventually give the dude like 3 dollars, the dood then looks at all his snacks and his stomach gives a huge primal growl, Waves reluctantly hands it all over.....then the fat dude hoped into his Range Rover with his bomb ass female waiting on standby and drives off......subn ........


or maybe he was just walking around with a big ass bleach stain on the back of his shirt.
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A homeless man asked him for change that waves forgot he was saving for gas, and a fat guy used the bathroom before he did.
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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come on Waves, you can tell the fam
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it does not involve a homeless man

or a fat person

or a homeless woman

it does however involve a bitchy assistant, a dumb rule passed on from 'corporate' and a trip BACK to the gas station later on after work
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So waves tried to use a stolen EBT card to buy gas. This gas station doesn't require prepay so he gassed up then went in to pay. The corporate rule and all sorts of laws prevent him from buying gasoline with food stamps. Waves looks at his assistant who tells him that she's on her period and it's his dumbass fault for letting a crackhead trade her EBT card for crack. It was Waves, it was. But I know where you're coming from because you haven't gotten laid in a while and you were trying to get in this crackheads pants.

You don't have an ID on you so you leave one shoe at the gas station, this works cause last week you traded crack for some new jordans and those shits were still crisp when you made the collateral exchange. So you go back to work with one shoe on and everyone is asking questions you don't know how to answer. Afterall, you can't let your coworkers know that your selling crack because half are gonna want crack the other half are going to want you fired. You don't mix work worlds.

So you go back later and that same damn crackhead that traded you the card is working behind the counter, she has seen your shoes and knows that theyre worth way more than your gas. Now you have to pony up an extra 50 for that 20 bucks worth of gas you bought, because that one fresh jordan is being held hostage by a bitch that could have actually paid in cash but you thought with your dick and let her trade you the damn card that got you into this mess.
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sorry yall i got roped into doing drugs last night or i woulda replied

geeno was close.

i have a company card that i get for gas sometimes, and it has my bosses names on the card

so i use it all the time no problem, cept for this gas station felt like being gay and asking me for my id since my name does not match the name on the cards.

when i could not provide the correpsonding ID they said that corporate policy was to keep the card of someone who cannot provide ID, so my bosses had to come pick it up with their IDs

this pissed me the fuck off so i called my boss and they called the gas station, bitched at them, and i went and picked the card up after work

isnt my life fucking interesting
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it does not involve a homeless man

or a fat person

or a homeless woman

it does however involve a bitchy assistant, a dumb rule passed on from 'corporate' and a trip BACK to the gas station later on after work
You fucked her, and they made you come back and sign a waiver?



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Old 07-17-2010, 01:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2010, 01:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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you got caught pinching skittles didnt you?
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