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Old 07-17-2010, 08:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i dont know what to make of this news story of the day

Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave / MosNews.com

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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she quickly realized the benefits of knowing judo
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wtf this is an old story reported like what, 2-3 years ago??? i doubt this shit is legit at all... wtf
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Russian woman brutally rapes burglar for three days non-stop - Page 1 - General Non-gaming - Forum | Eurogamer.net

look at the date of the edited post: Edited by NakedSnake at 23:54:57 24-04-2009\


i was off a couple years but yeah...
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look at the date of the edited post: Edited by NakedSnake at 23:54:57 24-04-2009\


i was off a couple years but yeah...
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did you like where i had teh proofs? hey? hey?! i was so proud of myself i hope deep down you are too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1111111111
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hahahaha

it's looking at me like "..."
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who cares if its old does that really matter at all in the context of me posting a fucked up news story for peoples entertainment

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Old 07-17-2010, 10:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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meh. get good at posting 'news stories' and i wont 'gay' up your lame 'news' threads.
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Ok, ok, they've been a joke for a while .
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waves is lucky it's only been aurora. on 90% of forums, the creator of a news thread so full of ofn would be supwned by a torrent of raging haters, or 'hatas' if you will, laying down the e-burnics so heavy ita make a bitch cry like last tuesday's rainy day slo mo I say ya. ?
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jesus you fucking cry baby fucks. i honestly just remembered seeing this a long time ago and posted it... i will keep it to myself next time you sensitive nancies. christ.
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woah man i wasn't crying bout nothing.


i think you misunderstand my viewpoint on this matter.



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i didnt misunderstand anything dawgy dawg. re read what you said

edit: im not a hater is my point.
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hmm. I essentially said that waves is lucky that he didn't get it any worse because on most forums the posting of an outdated news article is cause for ridicule, which as far as I can tell supports your part in calling him out on it.

Then you perhaps suggested I was a sensitive cry baby. And that really makes no sense to me.
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