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A story for your reading pleasure....

My first husband was older than me. He was a big strong dude. An ex-green beret, Special Forces, wrote a book, knew famous people.

Well, I worked at Indiana University, with handicapped children. One night, I was having a dream that I was hugging one of my little kids, Ben. He was about 3 years old (Ben).

So, invading my dream was my husbands voice...."Who is that?", he says....
"Ben", I answered.

Then I woke up...

In the bed with us was some strange man. No shit. And I was hugging him.

So my big strong husband says to the guy, "You, go wait in the living room", and for some strange reason the guy does. Then he says to me, "Who is he?". I says, "I don't know". He then says, "Go out in the living room and see what he wants." And for some strange reason, I do.

Well, you see, I lived in a big apartment complex, where the buildings are in rows, with the same floor plans. Turns out the guy was one building over. Drunk.

The next day, after we were totally awake and calm, I asked my husband why he sent me out to deal with the guy? He said he thought he was one of my weirdo friends from Louisville. My weirdo friends eh? Well, fuck you buddy.

We were out the next day and when we pulled up to the parking space, there is the dude (with the girl he was going to in the first place). My ex-husband is trying to act all macho. I'm like, it's over...the dude made a mistake...no harm...and wtf anyway, you sent me out last night to deal with him by myself!

Somewhere there is a guy with a great story about how he walked into the wrong apartment and crawled in the bed one night, drunk.

True Story (no pics)

SageTree

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Dantastic

I was in a horrible mood when I read this earlier so it wasn't funny.

But now that im not so pissed off, this is actually a very cute funny story.

Especially this bit. Makes me chuckle every time I read it.

hijabihippie

Just when you think you've heard it all...
This is a great story. Thanks, mothernature.

adventure

I had a friend who wacked his dome on the sidewalk. We were all drunk. He was gusting blood, so I went into some random apartment looking for a towel. It was 3am I opened the door blindly searching in the dark for a towel. I must have woke someone, they came into what I believe was the kitchen, they calmly asked "can I have a help you?" I said i need a towel, they handed me one and I thanked them and left. Im not sure if it was because they were half asleep or what, but they did not care i was in there home at 3am.

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