I Need Your Help Yahooka

Cerpin Taxt · 07-19-2010, 06:35 PM

I'm going to a party that includes teams of 4 drinkers. Every team has a theme, and ours is sexual stuff. My buddy is being an oil rigger worker, one girl is being 69 (wat), and another is being a cowgirl.

I've thought of mine being a (Back)Doorman, but I need to mull around some ideas and I'm drawing a blank.

Any ideas on yas?!

I wish I had the time to order this shirt:

myxomatosis · 07-19-2010, 06:39 PM

I'm sure if you paid enough he'd hop a plane.

Geeno · 07-19-2010, 06:40 PM

ummm...

Cerpin Taxt · 07-19-2010, 06:43 PM

That isn't help.

Edit:

, fixed.

**Jimmycube** · 07-19-2010, 06:44 PM

not a very good idea...but...u could as a furry or something like that

**~~Dantastic~~** · 07-19-2010, 06:48 PM

Butt pirate?

Cerpin Taxt · 07-19-2010, 06:49 PM

I should just dress as myself and when they ask who I am I'll say, 'God of Sex'.

Bitchez will be all ovah mah dick yoo

Kompressor · 07-19-2010, 06:50 PM

Get a snorkel and call yourself the muff diver

Black · 07-19-2010, 06:50 PM

Paint yourself black and go as AIDS

Mr. Poatheed · 07-19-2010, 07:50 PM

Just get a blank t-shirt and use some electrical tape to draw a cock and balls on it.

Sir-Ex · 07-19-2010, 08:38 PM

if you had the materials or the costume already, I'd say go as a satyr.

Or shave your head bald and draw little slitted hole on the very top of your head, then you can bend over and it'll look like your head is a cock head.

Or get one of them attachable kiss tongues.

Or wear suspenders with condoms covering the entirety of the straps, wear a diaphram over your head like a swimhat, and say you're safe sex.

Or dress up all stereotypically 70s and say you're dirk diggler

ionlylooklazy · 07-19-2010, 08:41 PM

go as a succubus, err incubus? and then rape all the girls after they pass out from drinking

The Rev · 07-19-2010, 08:43 PM

Dress up in green, with a mask and cape, and carry a super-soaker. When people ask you who you are, tell them you're the superhero "Money Shot"

Or, you could tone it down and go as the mutant, "Money Shot"

If you could get retractable penis-claws, wolverine style, that would really make it work.

The Rev

Debaser · 07-20-2010, 01:35 AM

You could wear a cat suit and tell people you are what you eat.

Alternately, you could just dress normally and tell people you're a cunning linguist.

Lloydy · 07-20-2010, 01:40 AM

go as tiger woods

Grieves · 07-20-2010, 02:52 AM

naked

**mothernature** · 07-20-2010, 03:02 AM

strip down naked and carry a skillet = Peter Pan

or you could wear regular clothes, but cut the back out.

Sir-Ex · 07-20-2010, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloydy

go as tiger woods

yep, that's it right there

Canuck Wisdom · 07-20-2010, 09:29 AM

Orgasmo!!

And Choda boy!

myxomatosis · 07-20-2010, 01:29 PM

Agreed for the most part. My vote is just show up and don't care and get drunk.

07-19-2010, 06:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	I Need Your Help Yahooka I'm going to a party that includes teams of 4 drinkers. Every team has a theme, and ours is sexual stuff. My buddy is being an oil rigger worker, one girl is being 69 (wat), and another is being a cowgirl. I've thought of mine being a (Back)Doorman, but I need to mull around some ideas and I'm drawing a blank. Any ideas on yas?! I wish I had the time to order this shirt: __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts Last edited by Cerpin Taxt; 07-19-2010 at 06:43 PM.

07-19-2010, 06:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	I'm sure if you paid enough he'd hop a plane. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	That isn't help. Edit: , fixed. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	I should just dress as myself and when they ask who I am I'll say, 'God of Sex'. Bitchez will be all ovah mah dick yoo __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,069 Times in 1,634 Posts	Get a snorkel and call yourself the muff diver __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

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~~Dantastic~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: A suburb Posts: 1,081 Thanks: 285 Thanked 325 Times in 219 Posts	Butt pirate?

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	if you had the materials or the costume already, I'd say go as a satyr. Or shave your head bald and draw little slitted hole on the very top of your head, then you can bend over and it'll look like your head is a cock head. Or get one of them attachable kiss tongues. Or wear suspenders with condoms covering the entirety of the straps, wear a diaphram over your head like a swimhat, and say you're safe sex. Or dress up all stereotypically 70s and say you're dirk diggler __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 559 Times in 292 Posts	go as a succubus, err incubus? and then rape all the girls after they pass out from drinking

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	Dress up in green, with a mask and cape, and carry a super-soaker. When people ask you who you are, tell them you're the superhero "Money Shot" Or, you could tone it down and go as the mutant, "Money Shot" If you could get retractable penis-claws, wolverine style, that would really make it work. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 32 Thanked 303 Times in 177 Posts	You could wear a cat suit and tell people you are what you eat. Alternately, you could just dress normally and tell people you're a cunning linguist. __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,477 Times in 1,138 Posts	go as tiger woods __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,082 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,569 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,709 Posts	naked __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,232 Thanks: 1,201 Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts	strip down naked and carry a skillet = Peter Pan or you could wear regular clothes, but cut the back out.

07-20-2010, 01:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 3,917 Thanks: 1,026 Thanked 934 Times in 597 Posts	Agreed for the most part. My vote is just show up and don't care and get drunk. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

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