Nightmare Scenario

SmokeaJoint · 07-21-2010, 11:38 AM

Ok, this is an absolute worst case apocalypse scenario. Like 2012 end-of-the-world bad. I posted this on a different weed site a while ago, long since put into disuse, but the topic is share-worthy.

What if you only had one joint of weed left for your entire rest of existence?

No grow, no buying more, nothing. Think in your head that weed is extinct after you smoke that joint. What would you do, how would you spend your last moment with Mary Jane?

Me personally, I would wait until sun set. I would jam out to some Marley, get in the right mood. I would roll the joint (hopefully at least 1.5 g) into a cone, spark it up, and go on a walk around the neighborhood. I would smoke about half of it, go back home, drink myself into near blackout, and finish the joint. Then I would retake my cigarette habit for lack of anything better to do.

Waves · 07-21-2010, 12:00 PM

its just weed i would smoke it and shrug and be on my day

i recently had to take a break when i went on a short vacation and it was much less worse than i remember it being, you just have some trouble sleeping for a night or two but i wasnt irritated or anything

grieves said on here once that the herb is meant to enhance not sustain...wise words

yo. · 07-21-2010, 12:06 PM

I'd certainly wait as long as I could, and fuck the paper. 1 hit out of a bong for 4 - 5 highs instead of one.

Parallax · 07-21-2010, 12:12 PM

put it away in a safe place for a long time and then smoke a little piece in a bong on special occasions or something

SmokeaJoint · 07-21-2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Waves

its just weed i would smoke it and shrug and be on my day

i recently had to take a break when i went on a short vacation and it was much less worse than i remember it being, you just have some trouble sleeping for a night or two but i wasnt irritated or anything

grieves said on here once that the herb is meant to enhance not sustain...wise words

For me personally, weed enhances life for sure. Its like without weed the world may as well be in black and white. Its all the same stuff, but the color, the life is removed. Hell, I'm out right now, have been for 2 days. A lifetime without weed tho, that's just sad.

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Originally Posted by yo.

I'd certainly wait as long as I could, and fuck the paper. 1 hit out of a bong for 4 - 5 highs instead of one.

One problem with that; a single bong hit won't do jack for me. A single bowl is still lacking. A joint though, that's a decent high! Read my nick to see if I have a weighted opinion on the matter.

The Rev · 07-21-2010, 12:16 PM

First of all, a world without weed is WAY worse than any apocalypse scenario. I mean, that's just the wrath of God and the end of days. Nothing compared to not being able to get high again!

I would definitely wait for the herb to call to me, THEN I would get high. There are those perfect moments when the high reveals the deepest insights, and they are generally after you haven't smoked for a little while, and when you feel a need to reconnect with it. It's hard to explain, but there are certain days when weed calls to you, rather than you reaching out to it.

After that, I would probably cry until I died of dehydration.

The Rev

yo. · 07-21-2010, 12:16 PM

Joints suck, imo. The only way they get me high is from not smoking for a while then smoking one. Even so, toking all that paper is awful. And if you have the same tolerance problem as me, 1 big hit from the bong does you good. Sure you won't be blazed but that's outta reach for me anyways (too much tolerance)

SmokeaJoint · 07-21-2010, 12:18 PM

I guess tolerance is different for everybody. See, Ive been a toker for going on 12 years, and a joint will get me higher than any single bong rip or bowl to date, but to each their own eh? Enough off topic discussion.

yo. · 07-21-2010, 12:22 PM

Touché.

Sir-Ex · 07-21-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

Its like without weed the world may as well be in black and white. Its all the same stuff, but the color, the life is removed.

woah man, easy now. ..

really? Yous gonna be one unhappy dude when you're older if that's how things are going.

Lloydy · 07-21-2010, 02:42 PM

id keep it and sell it to some cunt thick enough to pay millions for it

Sir-Ex · 07-21-2010, 02:46 PM

lol you know you'd find one too. good idea

Waves · 07-21-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

For me personally, weed enhances life for sure. Its like without weed the world may as well be in black and white. Its all the same stuff, but the color, the life is removed. Hell, I'm out right now, have been for 2 days. A lifetime without weed tho, that's just sad.

that means your addicted.

weed addiction may be one of the least harmful drug addictions that you could engage on a physical level, but on a mental level if you depend on it to give your life 'color' i would re-assess my habits, that means you are no longer enhancing your life, you are sustaining it with the herb. you are SUPPOSED to be the painter, the one who adds color, not the herb.

just my perspective nothing personal

SmokeaJoint · 07-21-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Waves

that means your addicted.

weed addiction may be one of the least harmful drug addictions that you could engage on a physical level, but on a mental level if you depend on it to give your life 'color' i would re-assess my habits, that means you are no longer enhancing your life, you are sustaining it with the herb. you are SUPPOSED to be the painter, the one who adds color, not the herb.

just my perspective nothing personal

Weed is prolly the least harmful substance I'm addicted to lol. I think you misunderstand my analogy but meh. If it matters in the least PM about it.

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yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	I'd certainly wait as long as I could, and fuck the paper. 1 hit out of a bong for 4 - 5 highs instead of one. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	put it away in a safe place for a long time and then smoke a little piece in a bong on special occasions or something __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,864 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	First of all, a world without weed is WAY worse than any apocalypse scenario. I mean, that's just the wrath of God and the end of days. Nothing compared to not being able to get high again! I would definitely wait for the herb to call to me, THEN I would get high. There are those perfect moments when the high reveals the deepest insights, and they are generally after you haven't smoked for a little while, and when you feel a need to reconnect with it. It's hard to explain, but there are certain days when weed calls to you, rather than you reaching out to it. After that, I would probably cry until I died of dehydration. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	Joints suck, imo. The only way they get me high is from not smoking for a while then smoking one. Even so, toking all that paper is awful. And if you have the same tolerance problem as me, 1 big hit from the bong does you good. Sure you won't be blazed but that's outta reach for me anyways (too much tolerance) __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	Touché. __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

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