You're not going to believe this...

The Rev · 07-26-2010, 04:55 PM

I saw something today that I never thought could actually exist. No, it wasn't a unicorn, or a bigfoot, or even a space alien. It was something so much less likely to be sighted. I saw (brace yourselves) a black guy with a small dick. Yes, it's true!

And it wasn't just small, it was like one of those button dicks. You know, like really fat dudes have, except this guy wasn't fat. I was shocked. I mean, if you're a white dude, and you have a displacement-challenged peener, that really sucks. People see it, they figure, "There goes one of the unlucky ones." But if you're black, people are gonna have to figure that something's wrong with you; like maybe you're a mutant or something. I mean, they're gonna see you're black, so they're naturally going to expect a fairly sizeable hunk of manaconda. Imagine how that guy's gonna feel seeing the incredulous shock and disappointment on people's faces.

I wanted to reach out to this guy. Tell him, "It's all part of God's plan" and "Everything will be okay" but, I mean, what good would it have done? No amount of compassion is going to erase this guy's incredible genitalistic misfortune. It was the saddest (and most unbelievable) thing I'd ever seen.

The Rev

BTW, in case you were wondering, this didn't happen at the truck stop this time. I saw this dude in the showers at the gym.

Štulic · 07-26-2010, 05:27 PM

Hahaha there are so many things wrong with that... I hope you didn't get back on the booze lol jk

But seriously he doesn't seam to have a problem with that, wouldn't use a public shower if he does.

Mikey · 07-26-2010, 05:42 PM

maybe he was taking an ice cold shower

Mikey · 07-26-2010, 05:42 PM

well i guess this also closes the 'do you peek in showers @ gym?' poll for the rev

Dr. ShinDig · 07-26-2010, 06:50 PM

lol this thread made me laugh.

well the dude is showering in public so he has obviously come to grips with his small penis problem.

but then again, I heard somewhere that the smaller a penis is while flacid, the larget it is capable of becoming when erect. I cant remember where, but I swear I've heard it somewhere. Something about having extra skin or something.

For all we know this dude goes home and gets that shit up to exotic banana sizes while thinking about seeing the rest of you in that shower!

07-26-2010, 06:55 PM

Roidrage!

It happens because dinks shrink.

Geeno · 07-26-2010, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig

but then again, I heard somewhere that the smaller a penis is while flacid, the larget it is capable of becoming. I cant remember where, but I swear I've heard it somewhere. Something about having extra skin or something.)

youre an idiot if you believed that enough to retain and repeat it.

and this thread was clearly made by mercury, idk why it looks like rev made it

07-26-2010, 06:59 PM

oh Geeno

Dr. ShinDig · 07-26-2010, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

youre an idiot if you believed that enough to retain and repeat it.

and this thread was clearly made by mercury, idk why it looks like rev made it

Ha! I think not!

Taken From Wikipedia:
Flaccid length
One study found the mean flaccid penis length to be 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) (measured by staff).[6] A review of several studies have shown average flaccid length to be 9–10 cm.[13] Length of the flaccid penis does not necessarily correspond to length of the erect penis; some smaller flaccid penises can grow much larger, and some larger flaccid penises cannot grow much larger.[17]....

view the page:
Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and read it why don't you, your obviously ill advised on the subject but still willing to make accusations concerning it.

07-26-2010, 07:07 PM

take that!!!

lol

Wikepedia

adventure · 07-26-2010, 07:10 PM

you really checked some guys donk out at the gym... what if he say you.... jesus what if he saw you looking at his franks and beans... that would be the most awkward potentiality dangerous situation ever. Do you check wieners all the time? are you a serial peeker?

Mikey · 07-26-2010, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

you really checked some guys donk out at the gym... what if he say you.... jesus what if he saw you looking at his franks and beans... that would be the most awkward potentiality dangerous situation ever. Do you check wieners all the time? are you a serial peeker?

relax
what are you the franks and beans police

07-26-2010, 07:15 PM

maybe he was just looking extra hard because he couldn't see them.

myxomatosis · 07-26-2010, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig

blahblahblahpenises

You should probably read your own proof.

And rev my friend, you get stranger by the day.

Dr. ShinDig · 07-26-2010, 07:27 PM

dunno what you talking about dude, I'm just trying to refute that I'm an Idiot for saying what I said in first post..?

Proof it? like what? Did I make a spelling mistake or something?

ohhh I know,

hey it's ok dude,

small penis isn't a big deal to many women out there

m0rb1d · 07-26-2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig

Ha! I think not!

Taken From Wikipedia:
Flaccid length
One study found the mean flaccid penis length to be 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) (measured by staff).[6] A review of several studies have shown average flaccid length to be 9–10 cm.[13] Length of the flaccid penis does not necessarily correspond to length of the erect penis; some smaller flaccid penises can grow much larger, and some larger flaccid penises cannot grow much larger.[17]....

view the page:
Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and read it why don't you, your obviously ill advised on the subject but still willing to make accusations concerning it.

nigga went to flaccid penis college mayne

myxomatosis · 07-26-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig

dunno what you talking about dude, I'm just trying to refute that I'm an Idiot for saying what I said in first post..?

Proof it? like what? Did I make a spelling mistake or something?

ohhh I know,

hey it's ok dude,

small penis isn't a big deal to many women out there

You "refuted" it with proof that essentially just put a more official sounding spin on some people being growers and some people being showers. In no way did it mention any correlation between length when flaccid being more likely to mean more length when erect which was your original argument.

Cool joke by the way considering you're the one grasping at straws for proof and arguing about size.

Štulic · 07-26-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. ShinDig

Proof it? like what? Did I make a spelling mistake or something?

Yes, it's spelled "prove it"

07-26-2010, 07:43 PM

penises and spelling contests ftw.

Mikey · 07-26-2010, 07:47 PM

wow this turned into a cockfest real quick didn't it

07-26-2010, 04:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	You're not going to believe this... I saw something today that I never thought could actually exist. No, it wasn't a unicorn, or a bigfoot, or even a space alien. It was something so much less likely to be sighted. I saw (brace yourselves) a black guy with a small dick. Yes, it's true! And it wasn't just small, it was like one of those button dicks. You know, like really fat dudes have, except this guy wasn't fat. I was shocked. I mean, if you're a white dude, and you have a displacement-challenged peener, that really sucks. People see it, they figure, "There goes one of the unlucky ones." But if you're black, people are gonna have to figure that something's wrong with you; like maybe you're a mutant or something. I mean, they're gonna see you're black, so they're naturally going to expect a fairly sizeable hunk of manaconda. Imagine how that guy's gonna feel seeing the incredulous shock and disappointment on people's faces. I wanted to reach out to this guy. Tell him, "It's all part of God's plan" and "Everything will be okay" but, I mean, what good would it have done? No amount of compassion is going to erase this guy's incredible genitalistic misfortune. It was the saddest (and most unbelievable) thing I'd ever seen. The Rev BTW, in case you were wondering, this didn't happen at the truck stop this time. I saw this dude in the showers at the gym. __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-26-2010, 05:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	maybe he was taking an ice cold shower __________________ RIP Gov

07-26-2010, 05:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	well i guess this also closes the 'do you peek in showers @ gym?' poll for the rev __________________ RIP Gov

07-26-2010, 06:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	lol this thread made me laugh. well the dude is showering in public so he has obviously come to grips with his small penis problem. but then again, I heard somewhere that the smaller a penis is while flacid, the larget it is capable of becoming when erect. I cant remember where, but I swear I've heard it somewhere. Something about having extra skin or something. For all we know this dude goes home and gets that shit up to exotic banana sizes while thinking about seeing the rest of you in that shower! __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality" Last edited by Dr. ShinDig; 07-26-2010 at 07:02 PM.

07-26-2010, 07:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,726 Thanks: 1,850 Thanked 1,458 Times in 1,088 Posts	you really checked some guys donk out at the gym... what if he say you.... jesus what if he saw you looking at his franks and beans... that would be the most awkward potentiality dangerous situation ever. Do you check wieners all the time? are you a serial peeker? __________________ Coming Full Range

07-26-2010, 06:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	Roidrage! It happens because dinks shrink.

07-26-2010, 06:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	oh Geeno

07-26-2010, 07:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	take that!!! lol Wikepedia

07-26-2010, 07:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	maybe he was just looking extra hard because he couldn't see them.

07-26-2010, 07:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	dunno what you talking about dude, I'm just trying to refute that I'm an Idiot for saying what I said in first post..? Proof it? like what? Did I make a spelling mistake or something? ohhh I know, hey it's ok dude, small penis isn't a big deal to many women out there __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

07-26-2010, 07:43 PM	#19 (permalink)
turmaline Guest Posts: n/a	penises and spelling contests ftw.

07-26-2010, 07:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	wow this turned into a cockfest real quick didn't it __________________ RIP Gov

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