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Old 07-27-2010, 09:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Someone loan me a quarter?

Went to a real small party last night at a friends house, played quarters with my bus fare and it went missing. Pockets, under the fridge, Idk. I was able to scrounge up a buck fifty but I'm 25 cents short and now I'm stuck at his house until he gets back from work.
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Old 07-27-2010, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn man that's garbage.. Probably the same person who always pockets your Bic.
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lol your friend doesnt have a quarter in his house? slash you dont know that you can get on the bus and just ask for a quarter?
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lol your friend doesnt have a quarter in his house? slash you dont know that you can get on the bus and just ask for a quarter?
He had a buck fifty, just not 75. There's probably more but I'm not gonna tear his shit apart looking for a quarter.
And I totes forgot about the asking for change thing. I'm used to my bus pass... gets me up and on and out where I needs to go with no hassle.
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Now I just need to find a lighter so I can spark this bowl while I wait for the bus! Curse non-smoking homes and their lack of fire implementations.
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Damn, your buddy musta stole your change and your bic
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I didn't have one with me so at least I know mine is safe at home on my desk.
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^^right? seriously bearsy, common sense.
now youre gonna tell us he doesn't have a range.
toaster. use the toaster.
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^^right? seriously bearsy, common sense.
now youre gonna tell us he doesn't have a range.
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Nigga I got a bowl!
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Quick find a magnifying glass or something! Or walk the street going "I will smoke this bowl with you if I can borrow your lighter." I would lend you mine fo sho.
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lol this reminded me one night gettin back from the city, sittin at the bus stop, rollin a blunt, homeless dude asked if he could have my blunt guts cuz he wanted to smoke em. ahahah gew. buses.
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what a situation. .I would've just gotten on the bus and asked the driver if it was cool If I was -25cents, but the bowl situation. ..yeah iono
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Do they even look to see if you dropped exact change into the thingie? I knew a chick who rode the bus for 4¢ once. They hear the jingle, and figure you've paid. I can't imagine a bus driver really giving a shit about much of anything.



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Do they even look to see if you dropped exact change into the thingie? I knew a chick who rode the bus for 4¢ once. They hear the jingle, and figure you've paid. I can't imagine a bus driver really giving a shit about much of anything.



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Unfortunately, a lot of city bus systems now have a computer fare box that shows how much was deposited. Way back in the day, before modern technology, I'd drop in two nickels in the bus fare box, instead of the two quarters required, as I smiled at the driver and moved on into the bus.
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im sure if you get on the bus put what money you have in then scrounge in your pockets for a super long time (after he started driving again) and you tell him that you'r a quarter short; the bus driver won't mind...

or just get on the bus and tell the driver you lost your wallet or that your stranded

bus drivers are just human beings too you know
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People don't throw change and undergarments at you wherever you go Bearsy?

Don't they know who you are? DON'T THEY FUCKING KNOW?!
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shit dude. i'll lend you TWO quarters.

but your paying me back with interest. thats right, two quarters and a dime nigga.
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