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Old 07-29-2010, 12:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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***OFFICIAL*** The YaHooka Can't Sleep Remedy (Of All Time) ***OFFICIAL***

Smoke a fucking bowl.
Shut the fuck up.
Go the fuck outside.
Look the fuck up.
Fuckin' marvel.
Go the fuck to bed.

No weed?

Shut the fuck up.
Go the fuck outside.
Look the fuck up.
Fuckin' marvel.
Go the fuck to bed.
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Every gay man I've ever known would love nothing more than to get butt raped without warning.
Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Shut the fuck up?
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...America isn't perfect, but look at all those other countries out there with no social assistant programs. We are leading the way, everyday I look out my window and see homeless people digging through my trash...
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm glad I put that question mark at the end there, yeah but really and seriously,



look the fuck up!
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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By shut up, I mean remove yourself from other people and conversation entirely. No cell phone, no computer or TV. Focus on the scope of space.
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Every gay man I've ever known would love nothing more than to get butt raped without warning.
Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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having some good crazy sex helps me go to sleep.

soooo, go fucking fuck!
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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this was said last time you made this thread

best way to get to sleep better: get a job

temporary fix: get up earlier until you get a job

its all about willpower. not willpower to sit in your bed and think about shit but willpower to get up and fill your day with shit that physically works you.

after all thats what man was built to do. hunt fuck and sleep.
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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you wouldnt be spiting me you'd be spiting mother nature, and she can be quite the bitch

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Old 07-29-2010, 11:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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By shut up, I mean remove yourself from other people and conversation entirely. No cell phone, no computer or TV. Focus on the scope of space.
this definately does not work.

Going to bed with a mind full of racing jibber jabber.....it doesn't work.

For me that is.

this is why I drink.
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^the mind full of jibber jabber is left over bullshit from the day that you are supposed to deal with but arent or cant for some reason

i was like that for the first 21 years of my life

if you actually deal with the shit in your life you go to bed resting easy and there is nothing to make you worry or overanalyze
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the jibber jabber I think of is not what you are thinking about.
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this was said last time you made this thread

best way to get to sleep better: get a job

temporary fix: get up earlier until you get a job

its all about willpower. not willpower to sit in your bed and think about shit but willpower to get up and fill your day with shit that physically works you.

after all thats what man was built to do. hunt fuck and sleep.
I know this, I'm just saying, I can't think of a more peaceful way to put myself to sleep.
My mind races at night, not for anything specific I just can't keep myself from thinking about things. Even when I was working 40 hours a week in a paper warehouse(unfortunat ely completely different from Dunder Mifflin) I was only getting ~4 hours of sleep a night.
But laying outside in my driveway last night, looking at the stars, and just letting the magnitude and beauty of what I could see of our infinitesimally small sliver of the universe wash over me, put my mind at a tremendous ease and I was able to just fall asleep.

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I love not having trouble sleeping. I can sleep at any point of any day providing im not on stimulants.
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