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Old 07-30-2010, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things that made you laugh.

Back in the day I couldn't even make it past the first "tions".
This was usually a precursor to 8 hours of 'cajun' acid fueled conversSHON!!!




Happy Friday folks, I hope it's a good day to laugh for you!!!! And if it's not, hopefully people post a few more silly things in here to get your belly shakin'


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Old 07-30-2010, 11:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Rapin everybody up in hurr.

my my, that's a funny video
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Still one of my favourite videos from youtube.

Below an edited, version, though there are extended versions available.

:20 Are you laughin' now, bitch?'

:34 'I come in the name of Jesus-repeat it after me BITCH!'

:44 'ruler of heaven and earf and every God Damn thing in between'

1:14 'I trust in heaven, that's why I'm already there, mutha fucka'

1:48 'The devil is a mutha fuckin' liar!'

2:23 'It's not a competition, it's a cooperation. Stupid ass house nigga.








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theres a really thick, but very cute waitress at work. she calls cutlery, cuttlery. gets me every time for some reasaon.
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What does she fucking stutter or something?
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After min 1:09 is where I start urinating...



And for the gazillionth time

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What does she fucking stutter or something?

I think he means 'cuddle-ury' as opposed to 'cut-lury'

which is hilarious.
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well this isnt the kind of laugh the OP was thinking of i am sure but none the less.

I couldt help but laugh when my brother and his wife stopped over at my house to ask me if i could skip one of my best friends funeral today.....so i could baby sit their fuckin kid while they whent fuckin garage sale shopping for "a really great high back leather chair".

needless to say....my response to their request dint make them laugh much either though.

mother fuckers literally asked me to skip his fuckin funeral???!!!! mother fuckers man...holy shit i am still fuckin raging about it
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Hey at least they stopped in.
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update:

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he now has a facebook page, tshirts, etc etc.

.... still haven't found the rapist though.
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is he wearing girls' clothes??
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