Is it possible for a Man to...

Kishar · 08-01-2010, 05:04 PM

kill a full grown Tiger, Lion or Bear with his bare hands? Do you think it's ever been done in the history of humankind?

**SageTree** · 08-01-2010, 05:17 PM

Bear moves a 600lb rock with one paw.....

YouTube - Bear Power

Geeno · 08-01-2010, 05:25 PM

i knew an irishman that said he planned to fight a tiger with his bare hands

his plant went something like

Get on its back
Yell in ear to stun it
Punch it
????
Profit

I assume he's dead.

osirus2020 · 08-01-2010, 05:31 PM

^or making millions

maszac · 08-01-2010, 05:33 PM

im figuring this would be the forum that would know if some irishman is making millions beating up tigers

Waves · 08-01-2010, 05:40 PM

**SageTree** · 08-01-2010, 05:42 PM

Quote:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.
Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.
It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.
Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

har har har!!!!

Mikey · 08-01-2010, 05:50 PM

crazy
poking its eyes out and pulling it's tail

fuck i dontknow thats fucking nuts

Roach · 08-01-2010, 06:18 PM

not fair, he used a stick !

what a wimp.

Man in Black · 08-01-2010, 06:25 PM

waves, that is easily the most BADASS thing I have ever heard of in my life

Waves · 08-01-2010, 06:30 PM

i am lucky to have been to jackson hole once, amazing fucking town but i wasnt able to go during the ski season :*(

crookedhatinator45 · 08-01-2010, 06:40 PM

kish, why don't you check it out and get youtube to come tape it?

crookedhatinator45 · 08-01-2010, 06:43 PM

also, that bear and his other buddy who got killed by people with their bare hands: clearly the two biggest pussies of the bear race. like ya, sure, dude sounds like a badass.. but still, bear comes off like a fucking pussy.

Waves · 08-01-2010, 07:01 PM

^how many bears have you killed?

thought so.

Parallax · 08-01-2010, 09:02 PM

stuff your fist inside the animals mouth as far as possible, grab hold of something then pull the fucker inside out

crookedhatinator45 · 08-01-2010, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

^how many bears have you killed?

thought so.

that was my point. dumbass.

Waves · 08-01-2010, 09:14 PM

no, your point was that the bear comes off as a pussy

you come off as a retard for calling a bear a pussy when you probably would have been lunch in the same situation

i can see it now, your fat ass running at full speed while the giant grizzly gracefully leaps into full motion and clubs you in one swift movement

you would be fucking deeeaaaad

crookedhatinator45 · 08-01-2010, 09:33 PM

swiss guy taught me bear calls. bear wouldn't be within an acre of me.

Debaser · 08-01-2010, 09:56 PM

There was a story in the paper a couple of years back about some lumberjack in Quebec (I think) who killed a grizzly with his bare hands after it killed one of his buddies or something like that, so it's been done.

(been trying to find a link to the story but the search is so far fruitless)

JcP · 08-01-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parallax

stuff your fist inside the animals mouth as far as possible, grab hold of something then pull the fucker inside out

I do this "in reverse" all the time.

for lulz mostly.

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	no, your point was that the bear comes off as a pussy you come off as a retard for calling a bear a pussy when you probably would have been lunch in the same situation i can see it now, your fat ass running at full speed while the giant grizzly gracefully leaps into full motion and clubs you in one swift movement you would be fucking deeeaaaad __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 32 Thanked 303 Times in 177 Posts	There was a story in the paper a couple of years back about some lumberjack in Quebec (I think) who killed a grizzly with his bare hands after it killed one of his buddies or something like that, so it's been done. (been trying to find a link to the story but the search is so far fruitless) __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

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