If you were God...( please spare the debates )

**SageTree** · 08-03-2010, 11:29 PM

and you did in fact exist.....and actually had the hand to guide creation.....you are a noun/physical form?

Or if you feel more comfortable with, So a genie grants you the wish of infinite wishes (which they aren't supposed to do, but anyways

)

What would you do with the World?

Grieves · 08-03-2010, 11:33 PM

Who would want to be such a control freak?

Bad dog · 08-03-2010, 11:37 PM

I am god and the world is like this so it won't get boring.
now shut up and get a job.

Black · 08-03-2010, 11:38 PM

big rave, like, big big. you know?

speakers hung from helicopters and shit, all playing in unison. it will be beautiful.

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-03-2010, 11:49 PM

I would hand control over to the true God of Abraham.

**SageTree** · 08-04-2010, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad dog

I am god and the world is like this so it won't get boring.
now shut up and get a job.

oooooook......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dantastic

I would hand control over to the true God of Abraham.

By assuming that when I said God you thought that there could be any other god to be is very disappointing Dan *shakes finger.........jk

Seriously... this is the debate stuff I was talking about.... just work with me here... You are stepping in for God ...

God says "I'm going fishing, do WHATEVER you want"

He is THE God after all eh Dan, and he'll fix anything you 'break'.
Heaven forbid....no pun... that you do something God wishes God had done first!

Don't be so serious... it's called pretend.

There isn't one thing you wish was different or could understand or would at least tweak a little?

In jest and kind,
Sage

**SageTree** · 08-04-2010, 12:17 AM

See...

Terry you are obviously a man with a plan.... a very intelligent plan

Man in Black · 08-04-2010, 12:54 AM

what a bunch of new age hippy crap. that being said the first thing i would do is send all these hippy types to an unfathomable hell where there is no granola, no birkenstocks, and no tye dye, and certainly no berets.

still love ya sage.

maszac · 08-04-2010, 12:58 AM

jimmy buffet song, thats what id do

Waves · 08-04-2010, 01:09 AM

i would immediately get rid of all religion

then i would just let things play out for awhile, but if it didnt work and started causing problems i would step in and fix everything

sort of like the opposite of what the old god did

**SageTree** · 08-04-2010, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man in Black

what a bunch of new age hippy crap. that being said the first thing i would do is send all these hippy types to an unfathomable hell where there is no granola, no birkenstocks, and no tye dye, and certainly no berets.

still love ya sage.

Interesting that you feel that is new age hippie crap

I thought it was an interesting way to pose the question, if you were in control of it all, what would you do differently?

Maybe you were trying to be ironic or silly

**SageTree** · 08-04-2010, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

i would immediately get rid of all religion

then i would just let things play out for awhile, but if it didnt work and started causing problems i would step in and fix everything

sort of like the opposite of what the old god did

Is it right to infer you think God is not stepping back right now?

Waves · 08-04-2010, 01:13 AM

right, as opposed to starting all these clubs and then backing out of the show when things got shitty :P

**SageTree** · 08-04-2010, 01:17 AM

I'm sure somebody that's posted up in here will tell us the Truth as to why it is the way it is, Waves.......

any guesses

?

farmergiles · 08-04-2010, 02:01 AM

I'd turn traffic wardens into pillars of salt. Old Testament vengeful stuff would be best for lulz. A plague of locusts and boils for bankers. Chuck some politicians in a fiery furnace. That sort of thing.

Maybe brighten the place up a bit with some burning bushes.

Lloydy · 08-04-2010, 02:07 AM

Well Sunderland would win the league this year and then wallop Barca 6-0 in the champions league final next year

**~~Dantastic~~** · 08-04-2010, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

There isn't one thing you wish was different or could understand or would at least tweak a little?

In jest and kind,
Sage

No, God is God for a reason, he is an infinity intelligent being, the idea that anybody could somehow improve on his creation is just silly.

I'll refer to the butterfly that flapped its wings in California and caused a hurricane in Brazil, the repercussions of even ONE small action are infinitely catastrophic and would take someone of infinite intelligence to even begin to put this reality in motion.

Don't be so serious? I take it very seriously and you asked what I would do if I were God...id tell him to get back on the wheel and drive like hes supposed to because the idea that any of us could improve it is blasphemy and well quite frankly coincided.

You can play theological pretend all you want, I like my Truth.

**Mafoo** · 08-04-2010, 02:23 AM

1st i would invert gravity and then moments later i would invert it yet again.

what survives that, i would outfit with weaponry that fires all different colored glowsticks and extreme state of the art sound equipment that doubles as a mechanized walker. then i would deploy billions of watts of lasers into the lowest possible orbit, which, because im god, is 100 feet off the ground. next i would rain molecular MDMA from the sky with a light fog of liquid lsd. 2 hours later i would begin to play music that i synthesized simply by rubbing my fingers together. the sound would be generated by the friction of my finger prints rubbing across one another, which, because im god, is the exact sonic signature of true ecstasy. the music would drive the mechanized rave warriors into a frenzy and the worlds largest rave would begin. when everyone got tired of that, id retire, and as my last godly feat id make everyone think they taken LSD and gotten lost in a thought loop that seemed to last an eternity but was, in reality, only the amount of time it takes to inhale and exhale on a cigarette.

hijabihippie · 08-04-2010, 06:25 AM

"Thou art God!"

--Robert Heinlein, Stranger In A Strange Land

The Rev · 08-04-2010, 06:50 AM

I would eliminate fear from people's experience, then let the chips fall where they may.

(And I'd miracle a huge jar of the purplest, stickiest, dankest ass bud possible and enjoy)

The Rev

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	If you were God...( please spare the debates ) and you did in fact exist.....and actually had the hand to guide creation.....you are a noun/physical form? Or if you feel more comfortable with, So a genie grants you the wish of infinite wishes (which they aren't supposed to do, but anyways ) What would you do with the World? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	See... Terry you are obviously a man with a plan.... a very intelligent plan __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	what a bunch of new age hippy crap. that being said the first thing i would do is send all these hippy types to an unfathomable hell where there is no granola, no birkenstocks, and no tye dye, and certainly no berets. still love ya sage. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

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~~Dantastic~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: A suburb Posts: 1,081 Thanks: 285 Thanked 325 Times in 219 Posts	I would hand control over to the true God of Abraham.

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maszac toast Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kc Posts: 915 Thanks: 1,458 Thanked 266 Times in 162 Posts	jimmy buffet song, thats what id do

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	i would immediately get rid of all religion then i would just let things play out for awhile, but if it didnt work and started causing problems i would step in and fix everything sort of like the opposite of what the old god did __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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Waves Duderino Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: chiburbs Posts: 15,405 Thanks: 991 Thanked 4,036 Times in 2,224 Posts	right, as opposed to starting all these clubs and then backing out of the show when things got shitty :P __________________ On this life that we call home The years go fast and the days go so slow

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I'm sure somebody that's posted up in here will tell us the Truth as to why it is the way it is, Waves....... any guesses ? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. Last edited by SageTree; 08-04-2010 at 01:21 AM.

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,973 Thanks: 3,775 Thanked 2,651 Times in 1,697 Posts	1st i would invert gravity and then moments later i would invert it yet again. what survives that, i would outfit with weaponry that fires all different colored glowsticks and extreme state of the art sound equipment that doubles as a mechanized walker. then i would deploy billions of watts of lasers into the lowest possible orbit, which, because im god, is 100 feet off the ground. next i would rain molecular MDMA from the sky with a light fog of liquid lsd. 2 hours later i would begin to play music that i synthesized simply by rubbing my fingers together. the sound would be generated by the friction of my finger prints rubbing across one another, which, because im god, is the exact sonic signature of true ecstasy. the music would drive the mechanized rave warriors into a frenzy and the worlds largest rave would begin. when everyone got tired of that, id retire, and as my last godly feat id make everyone think they taken LSD and gotten lost in a thought loop that seemed to last an eternity but was, in reality, only the amount of time it takes to inhale and exhale on a cigarette. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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