It's obviously a bad idea

JcP · 08-06-2010, 04:49 PM

So please give your scenarios where posting a picture of your child on a marijuana message board, doing nothing illegal, comes back to harm the child.

example: she's denied healthcare because her father smoked the ganj when she was 2. And obviously the FBI will save that picture from Yahooka to fuck with a little 2 or 3 year old when she becomes an adult.

this is not a thread for debate...but sarcasm, wit, and perhaps serious (?) examples.

Kompressor · 08-06-2010, 05:00 PM

Uptight bitches across the globe rant and rave about the kids they don't have with tactless fury.

Thus bitches develop an obsession and start turning into the pedophiles they screamed about in the first place.

osirus2020 · 08-06-2010, 05:03 PM

Child joins military and is denied TS clearance because his father smoked pot and posted a picture on a message board.

Grieves · 08-06-2010, 05:05 PM

child gets stalked by herp and has to get a protective order, because their parent posted pics on a marijuana message board...

Geeno · 08-06-2010, 05:09 PM

Child rapes and murders a midget because their parent posted pics on a marijuana message board

crookedhatinator45 · 08-06-2010, 05:20 PM

guys like that herbinator guy who can't control themselves and say that aidz' daughter has some serious hottie-potential in the future.

crookedhatinator45 · 08-06-2010, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grieves

child gets stalked by herp and has to get a protective order, because their parent posted pics on a marijuana message board...

to be fair, herp abides by the grading scale of 10 years as a standard.

ie: 10 yr old = 10/10.

why mess around with tens when there're 20's, 25's, 27's, 30-somethings, etc?

the crookedhatinator is more of a grave robber than a cradle robber.

Waves · 08-06-2010, 05:41 PM

aidz runs into financial trouble, fakes his own death, goes into hiding, becomes addicted to methamphetamine and hookers, while at home the daughter is told that her father has died so she becomes addicted to drugs, to get her fix she becomes a prostitute. after one particularly harsh client who seemed to be tweaked out of his mind, she stumbles onto the picture only to find that she just fucked her own father.

yep i just came up with that one on the fly

the worst part is, he becomes a repeat client

aidz you sick bastard

ps- this obviously all happens a few years in the future

Jonas · 08-06-2010, 05:54 PM

oh my god waves

that was disturbingly hilarious

**AlteredStateGrl** · 08-06-2010, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

aidz runs into financial trouble, fakes his own death, goes into hiding, becomes addicted to methamphetamine and hookers, while at home the daughter is told that her father has died so she becomes addicted to drugs, to get her fix she becomes a prostitute. after one particularly harsh client who seemed to be tweaked out of his mind, she stumbles onto the picture only to find that she just fucked her own father.

yep i just came up with that one on the fly

the worst part is, he becomes a repeat client

aidz you sick bastard

ps- this obviously all happens a few years in the future

Parallax · 08-06-2010, 06:55 PM

wait that thing in the first post actually happened?

myxomatosis · 08-06-2010, 07:04 PM

Uh...

ionlylooklazy · 08-06-2010, 09:25 PM

god damn STUPID CAT CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH

yo. · 08-06-2010, 10:02 PM

KaptNemo · 08-06-2010, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

aidz runs into financial trouble, fakes his own death, goes into hiding, becomes addicted to methamphetamine and hookers, while at home the daughter is told that her father has died so she becomes addicted to drugs, to get her fix she becomes a prostitute. after one particularly harsh client who seemed to be tweaked out of his mind, she stumbles onto the picture only to find that she just fucked her own father.

yep i just came up with that one on the fly

the worst part is, he becomes a repeat client

aidz you sick bastard

ps- this obviously all happens a few years in the future

::claps:: Goatboy would be proud!

JcP · 08-07-2010, 07:02 AM

Aidz's daughter grows up to be a senator. When she runs for president on a platform of world peace and nuclear disarmament...she unites the world and war is abolished.

One year into her term, a crotchety old man who insists on being called "the apple guy" releases photos of her as a 3 year old in a non incriminating picture with her father who apparently wrote that he smoked weed.

Chaos ensues, zombie apocalypse, sharks with laser beams, Van Damme movies, etc.

**Mafoo** · 08-07-2010, 10:50 AM

van damme movies!

mr.nobody · 08-07-2010, 11:04 AM

A girl finds yahooka and decides she has bawls and posts in the bawls thread. A picture of hers gets shopped and she eventually leaves yahooka. In comes back to bite her in the ass 9 years later as her kids/husband decide to google mommy and first result is a goatsee-esque. ..thus the family leaves in disgust..

best i could do just waking up lol, sooorey

Mikey · 08-07-2010, 11:08 AM

the goverment paying people to look at marijuana message boards is a waste of public funds imho

Štulic · 08-07-2010, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

aidz runs into financial trouble, fakes his own death, goes into hiding, becomes addicted to methamphetamine and hookers, while at home the daughter is told that her father has died so she becomes addicted to drugs, to get her fix she becomes a prostitute. after one particularly harsh client who seemed to be tweaked out of his mind, she stumbles onto the picture only to find that she just fucked her own father.

yep i just came up with that one on the fly

the worst part is, he becomes a repeat client

aidz you sick bastard

ps- this obviously all happens a few years in the future

You're a sick man hahahahha

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