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Old 08-06-2010, 07:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How long would this take YOU to figure out?
Chimpanzee problem solving. [VIDEO]
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, I'd probably just say fuck it, its just a peanut.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I wouldnt try cause peanuts are for fags.

But holy shit!
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What's the point? To prove that some animals are smarter then some people?

I've seen that point a gazillion times already...

Good example BTW, thx Waves
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If you told me I had X to solve this problem with (there's no full shot of the cage) I would probably figure water could be used at some point.

I would probably have tried to break the jar.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wouldn't have. Cuz I don't like wet peanuts.
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^Proof that humans are more intellegent than nature's beasts.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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^Proof that humans are more intellegent than nature's beasts.
That's not debatable, fact is some animals are way more intelligent then some humans.

Funny thing not even that is debatable.
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Old 08-07-2010, 09:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i probably would have tried blowing into it first, but that was actually pretty spectacular!

im always amazed by how smart some mammals can be
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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To answer the original question, I had it before the guy even started talking about how it took them ten minutes to figure out.


Also, on the topic of humans v.s chimps, notice how the chimp is in a cage?

Who's smarter now, dumb caged ass monkey gettin' caught by people.
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Also, on the topic of humans v.s chimps, notice how the chimp is in a cage?

Who's smarter now, dumb caged ass monkey gettin' caught by people.
Still there is people with a lower IQ then some chimps, but you know that there are millions of dogs that are smarter then SOME people.
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ive known many many people who would have been beaten by the chimp
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i know many people who would have had their thumbs, testicles, ass cheeks, faces, and breasts torn off by the chimp

doesnt matter how smart you are, hes got 4 times your strength per pound
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get back to me when chimps can solve 3rd order differential equations
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^thats exactly what our alien overlords were saying about humans a few millenniums ago

everything grows and evolves...
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Is there a particular reason for you comparing yourself with a chimp?
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^thats exactly what our alien overlords were saying about humans a few millenniums ago

everything grows and evolves...
until extinction, at least
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this reminded me of this
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